Internet Harassment

[Noor]

While this is generally good advice, I seriously doubt that NJ can launch a DOS attack on UYS' ISP, or indeed do much of anything other than fulminate and shoot off nastigrams.

Further, I suspect that UYS' male counterpart is contemplating calling the cops, rather than hopping on a 'plane and kicking some ass in meat-space.

By the way, when I tried to say meat-space without a hyphen, the board changed it to me*******. Why would this be, O defenders of freedom of speech? Meat-space is just cyberspeak for the real world, in contrast to cyberspace. What the...?

Snood

Its the A-T-S-P-A-C-E that it doesn't like
******* see? just try it

I may not be able to do such things but there is a guy I know who can and would

 

[the Snood]

OK. You made me look at thighs.org, you dickhead.

Great URL, lousy content.

You didn't answer my question about haircuts, though.

Look again...

And I made up thighs.org. Sorry - I'd no idea it was a real URL, although I suppose that I should have. Ewww.

Snood

 

[Tzara]

print's too small?

Surely Snood has reading glasses, m'dear. <-- Added just 'cuz, well, this thread needs some

 

[champagne1982]

Surely Snood has reading glasses, m'dear. <-- Added just 'cuz, well, this thread needs some

a bouquet.

 

[champagne1982]

a bouquet.

(because the filters against spam won't let me post more than 10 emoty things at a time)

 

[the Snood]

Its the A-T-S-P-A-C-E that it doesn't like
******* see? just try it

I may not be able to do such things but there is a guy I know who can and would

Great. It's like AOL, in which it's easy to be a neonazi, but you cannot discuss breast cancer.

Snood

 

[Tzara]

Look again...

This isn't some Hey! Let's fool the dumb American! kind of thing, is it? I get such life-changing wisdom as This domain may be for sale by its owner! and Get Rid of Thunder Thighs!

Now, quite frankly, I have no idea what gets a Snood off, but being human male, heterosexual type? That don't work.

This is not one of those country-restricted content things, is it?

 

[the Snood]

At the risk of opening up a whole new can o' worms, in the HOW TO section the forum rules are pretty clearly spelled out. In there it says that we are to be civil, and included is the admonition that posts and threads which do not adhere to forum rules and/or which degenerate into nastiness will be removed by the moderators.

Should this not also apply to posts which start out as nastiness, with no need to degenerate?

Snood

 

[Tzara]

a bouquet.

Thanks, Champie. Flowers always brighten up a room.

Sometimes, I think this whole place needs some Glade®.

Though "Candles that make every day special" is not a sentiment (oh, look—I avoided saying "scentiment") with which I would agree.

 

[the Snood]

This isn't some Hey! Let's fool the dumb American! kind of thing, is it? I get such life-changing wisdom as This domain may be for sale by its owner! and Get Rid of Thunder Thighs!

Now, quite frankly, I have no idea what gets a Snood off, but being human male, heterosexual type? That don't work.

This is not one of those country-restricted content things, is it?

Um, I meant about the haircut question. I edited my post once I noticed the fine print.

Sorry about that other second look...

Snood

 

[Tzara]

Um, I meant about the haircut question. I edited my post once I noticed the fine print.

Sorry about that other second look...

Snood

Snood, you are a gentleman. Or gentlesomething.

I'd inquire about your species, but that seems somehow impolite. Plus, I would prefer you not ask about mine. There are... complications.

 

[the Snood]

I'm of no species, as I'm the only one of my kind - having been spliced together and grown in a vat. That's probably a Good Thing...

Snood

 

[champagne1982]

I'm of no species, as I'm the only one of my kind - having been spliced together and grown in a vat. That's probably a Good Thing...

Snood

Oh I beg to differ. I think I've seen herds of Snoodish-like creatures overrunning Sesame Street. I could be wrong, but if it can happen in a Walmart parking lot, it will...

 

[Tzara]

I'm of no species, as I'm the only one of my kind - having been spliced together and grown in a vat. That's probably a Good Thing...

Snood

That raises the delicate question Why are you hanging around a porn (i.e., sexual) site, then?

To be more, um, bold—can you have, well, relations? <-- Euphemism alert!

If so, should we be scared? If not, is this simply cross-cultural research or something?

Should I lock up my daughters? (Not that I have any, though others do.)

 

[the Snood]

Oh I beg to differ. I think I've seen herds of Snoodish-like creatures overrunning Sesame Street.

There are similarities, but the differences are more telling. I have better linguistic skills, but also a much stronger scent. Further, my back is bald and bright pink, and I have a tri-forked tongue.

In general, I smell loud, but taste distinctly purple.

Snood

 

[the Snood]

That raises the delicate question Why are you hanging around a porn (i.e., sexual) site, then?

To be more, um, bold—can you have, well, relations? <-- Euphemism alert!

If so, should we be scared? If not, is this simply cross-cultural research or something?

Should I lock up my daughters? (Not that I have any, though others do.)

I was invited, and got hooked. Also, while I'm unique, I'm no eunuch - although I am a user of Unix.

Like a mule I shoot blanks, although I have committed paternity in the past. I'm no part of this culture (although I have petitioned for admittance to same) but am an avid observer of the foibles of the dominant species of ape.

You should always lock up your daughters. It's good for their character, and develops their femaleness.

Myself, I walk through walls, floors and roofs so locking 'em up won't keep me at bay. Sorry - just giving you the facts.

Snood

 

[Tzara]

I was invited, and got hooked. Also, while I'm unique, I'm no eunuch - although I am a user of Unix.

I, sadly, am Unixed, as well. Though in the past I was Multicsian (or derivative thereof) and I now find myself stranded 'tween Linuxury and Windrowsia.

The whole thing makes me sleepy, frankly. All is Bill Gates's fault.

 

[the Snood]

I, sadly, am Unixed, as well. Though in the past I was Multicsian (or derivative thereof) and I now find myself stranded 'tween Linuxury and Windrowsia.

The whole thing makes me sleepy, frankly. All is Bill Gates's fault.

In a world without fences or walls, who needs Gates or Windows...?

Snood

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I like the chat trend, so let's continue. I'll only say two things and then perhaps we can put this whole thing to rest:

1. the entirety of the abuse has gone on within Lit, with the exception of the email notifications I receive about new messages on lit, which don't really count as email

2. I have never, never sent julie, nor any of her alts, any private communication, either as myself or anonymously. I have never even edited any of my public responses to her. Everything is here, in public and on record. Ostensibly she has been injured or sent nastiness in PM at some point, but it is not from me. Never. Ever. And there has been no proof to the contrary. Nor can there be. If she feels like she got a harassing PM or something then she needs to address it with the mods.

Let's get back to haircuts and roses and such. I'd like that very much.

Please. Pretty please.

bj

 

[Tzara]

In a world without fences or walls, who needs Gates or Windows...?

Snood

That looks suspiciously like a rhetorical question, your Snoodliness. I'm sure I don't want Jerry Yang (Oh, wait. He... left.) or Scott McNealy or The Google Twins or Steve or Larry or like any of those egocentric twits Making My Life Up For Me, either.

I dabble in fiction, too, y'know. I can make things up quite well on me own.

 

[champagne1982]

That looks suspiciously like a rhetorical question, your Snoodliness. I'm sure I don't want Jerry Yang (Oh, wait. He... left.) or Scott McNealy or The Google Twins or Steve or Larry or like any of those egocentric twits Making My Life Up For Me, either.

I dabble in fiction, too, y'know. I can make things up quite well on me own.

We can be the baking twins. You make things and I'll stir 'em. Snood? You wanna shake?

 

[the Snood]

I like the chat trend, so let's continue...

Let's get back to haircuts and roses and such. I'd like that very much.

Please. Pretty please.

bj

Absolutely!

That looks suspiciously like a rhetorical question, your Snoodliness. I'm sure I don't want Jerry Yang (Oh, wait. He... left.) or Scott McNealy or The Google Twins or Steve or Larry or like any of those egocentric twits Making My Life Up For Me, either.

I dabble in fiction, too, y'know. I can make things up quite well on me own.

Of course it is.

We can be the baking twins. You make things and I'll stir 'em. Snood? You wanna shake?

Certainly!

Howe're, I'm off to bed ere I melt and dribble into a sleepless puddle. Let's do Tzara up as a pie, in another thread and on the morrow.

'Nighty 'night,

Snood

 

[Tzara]

We can be the baking twins.

I was going to make, of course, some smutty rejoinder to this when I suddenly got hung up on a point o' fact.

Do you guys have ovens that measure temperature in Celsius?

UYS, do you English? Have Celsius ovens?

Anyone else, who is not American, please comment. I'm really curious now. WSO?

It's one of those things where I suddenly realize that I probably have a very skewed view of the world. Makes me feel stupid, which is actually a good thing.

I know. Dumb question. Off-topic. Why Hangout, people.

 

[champagne1982]

I think the British are under the standard system of measurement and WSO would be a member of the metrical mafia along with myself. However, living on this continent we have dual measurements on our dials.

 

[normal jean]

I suppose, but I'm still sizzlin' over a year of being told to ignore abuse with never a mention of relevant laws.

If I see someone being abused, I take action. Either direct action, or action through 911 et cetera. At the very least I'll take 'em aside and try to get 'em to seek help. Were I sufficiently up on the law to know that there were statutes relevant to her problem, you can bet I'd have helped Bij swear out a complaint.

We should've been told, and all of NJs logins should be expunged.

Snood

I never threatened her. I merely told her I didn't LIKE her and to stop poking at me. IT all started when I said in a review that I thought her poetry was stale and emotionless. She took it really hard and has held me in contempt since then. She does that you know, she isnt innocent. YOU all just jump right on with only knowing one side. So fair, you bunch of snobs.

f you go back farther enough, snood, you will see i have some very GOOD posts, good poetry, kind and helpful to many people. Swear out a complaint, how many lies will it take? If BJ had EVER told me once not to PM her, I would have stopped. And I PM's annie once, one time, neverthreatened her, just said I was disappointed in her and pointed out how many presumotions she had made that are wrong. Being brainwashed like she has been has obviously affected her.

How about YALL leave ME alone? How about that?