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Is Bigfoot Real?

Is Bigfoot Real

  • Yes

    Votes: 18 38.3%

  • No

    Votes: 15 31.9%

  • Maybe

    Votes: 14 29.8%
  • Total voters
    47
anything with stan "the man" tarkington
was a win.

now, "in search of..." was kind of a dud
even with spock doing the lead...

nimoy and bigfoot...
never saw the two of 'em in the same room...
hmmmmm?
 
cleaver said:
anything with stan "the man" tarkington
was a win.

now, "in search of..." was kind of a dud
even with spock doing the lead...

nimoy and bigfoot...
never saw the two of 'em in the same room...
hmmmmm?
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Or Mork From Ork. Hairy as fuck.
 
cleaver said:
i could tell a story
of a roadtrip - years ago
in the parched august foothills of the western sierra...
of a rather good steak at a rather shitty saloon

and of meeting a rather strange man
a stool or so over
who...?
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You’re a good storyteller.
 
patient1 said:
https://bionic.fandom.com/wiki/The_Secret_of_Bigfoot
I rather enjoyed this episode, which revealed that Big Foot was actually a robot designed to scare people away from the space aliens stranded in the mountain awaiting rescue or space ship parts or something. The aliens had mind erasure technology. I think that explains everything pretty well. :D
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Holy fucking shit.

VENTURE BROTHERS MAKES SENSE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrZnLUWJnq0

This revelation makes that whole episode work on a completely new level.
 
Also, local bigfoot update. I had some family over yesterday for the 4th and this topic came up. Again.

Apparently my cousin, the same one I was going spotlighting with that I mentioned in the UFO thread who helped me to become a UFO, had a bigfoot throw rocks at him.

That's the whole story, because upon being asked if he got video or moved closer or did anything, he said that he actually ran like a bitch because a bigfoot was throwing rocks at him. Which is honestly fair, I guess?

I questioned the validity of this loudly and repeatedly to the point that it really pissed off my mom and he never changed his story.

So... idk, that happened.
 
CandiCame said:
I kinda feel like if they can cook, they can bury their dead. When did humans start burying the dead? That would explain why we don't find bones and shit.

Again, I'm not saying that's a thing, I'm just saying that it took a long time to find some of the other great apes.
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The problem I have with yeti/bigfoot is that they appear to have kind of global presence.

An areal from Himalaya trough Siberia to North America is huge, and on surface increase probability there might be some truth to it. Also, if you look of human dietary habits, pre-latest modern globalism, the further in the snow, the more meat is eaten, down to Inuits with almost exclusively animal sourced food. Yeah, it's not super healthy, but that's a pattern. So if there are a Snow Ape around, they're almost guaranteed to be meat eaters in some form.

Also, they're probably highly mobile and with really big hunting grounds. Being big and hairy and stinky, they maybe may go far without eating too much for some while and travel around, let say in winter cross ice shields. The core population is probably in north Asia, there's just much more space. The sightings in the USA might be wandering youth looking for their domain, and finding fucking humans everywhere, and going away. If so they're probably no dummies.

Well, above I construed something that may or may not be a possibility, so I said "maybe." However there's difference between 0.00001% maybe and 50% maybe. I don't say no, just to not say no, really.

Might there be few hundred semi-intelligent social Snow Apes living in a community spanning between Himalaya, Ural and Montana? There might be, but the contact with humans is still inevitable.

They might have much better senses. Casual humans are super easy to observe and avoid (I have done both), but there's human hunters and military around who will surface the last devil in hell if they determined enough.

To believe in bigfoot we have to believe in a global conspiracy hiding the contact with them, and that's impossible by definition. Isn't it?

Then, I do, kind of, believe in UFO's. But not in aliens from outer space, that's much too ridiculous. I will rather believe some of the vimana drivers are still around. Kind of like the guys who kick-started that cargo cult with Moses... but I digress.
 
LupusDei said:
The problem I have with yeti/bigfoot is that they appear to have kind of global presence.

An areal from Himalaya trough Siberia to North America is huge, and on surface increase probability there might be some truth to it. Also, if you look of human dietary habits, pre-latest modern globalism, the further in the snow, the more meat is eaten, down to Inuits with almost exclusively animal sourced food. Yeah, it's not super healthy, but that's a pattern. So if there are a Snow Ape around, they're almost guaranteed to be meat eaters in some form.

Also, they're probably highly mobile and with really big hunting grounds. Being big and hairy and stinky, they maybe may go far without eating too much for some while and travel around, let say in winter cross ice shields. The core population is probably in north Asia, there's just much more space. The sightings in the USA might be wandering youth looking for their domain, and finding fucking humans everywhere, and going away. If so they're probably no dummies.

Well, above I construed something that may or may not be a possibility, so I said "maybe." However there's difference between 0.00001% maybe and 50% maybe. I don't say no, just to not say no, really.

Might there be few hundred semi-intelligent social Snow Apes living in a community spanning between Himalaya, Ural and Montana? There might be, but the contact with humans is still inevitable.

They might have much better senses. Casual humans are super easy to observe and avoid (I have done both), but there's human hunters and military around who will surface the last devil in hell if they determined enough.

To believe in bigfoot we have to believe in a global conspiracy hiding the contact with them, and that's impossible by definition. Isn't it?

Then, I do, kind of, believe in UFO's. But not in aliens from outer space, that's much too ridiculous. I will rather believe some of the vimana drivers are still around. Kind of like the guys who kick-started that cargo cult with Moses... but I digress.
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This goes back to my original problem though: Apes, including humans, can't live on meat for any extended period of time. It's not just that it's unhealthy, it's that we can't do that, not just because of what I said about how our digestive systems aren't set up to eat raw meat and we'll all get parasites and salmonella and all that other shit that predators set up to eat raw meat won't- and consequently, I swear, hand to god I've got food poisoning right now for this very reason, because I am shitting myself to death and I can't be sick. It has to be food poisoning.

Like apes will do it, if we've got absolutely no other way to get calories, but I don't think it can sustain a whole population through a whole winter. And certainly not a population of animals that fucking huge. They're supposed to be bigger than people. Think of you, yourself, right now, and imagine being forced to live on raw hamburger or whatever- raw venison, probably, if we're going by the game that's actually available in the places my relatives claim to have seen these bigfeet. That'd be your most likely game.

Venison is REAL bad to make you sick. Like you get toxoplasmosis, trichinellosis, and those fucking worms that everybody in the area used to die from- like it was a HUGE problem. You gotta clean the fuck out of that shit when you package it, and then you have to cook the SHIT out of it. It's even more likely to make you sick than store-bought meat. Like you can't do that medium rare shit that people who hate themselves eat- I've seen blogs from like, hipsters who obviously don't know the danger and I'm like, "Y'all gonna die". Deer get CWD and shit. It's SUPPOSED to taste gamey, it's fucking deer. Just accept it instead of shitting yourself to death.

And also, apes can't go for a long time without eating. We're not built to do that like some animals, like reptiles, are. We go into ketosis, the act of your body entering a starvation mode that is the precurser to death, usually within 24 hours, and enter ketoacidosis within 2 or 3 days at which point you have to eat or die.

Other apes of comparable size, like Gorillas or me, will just sit on their asses and eat all fucking day long to get enough calories to make it through the day. The only real reason that humans don't have to do that is because most of us don't eat healthy. We tend to eat calorie dense artificially created food, like the fucking doritos I ate for breakfast, because I don't... take care of myself. But bigfoot ain't got doritos. I don't think bigfoot's even got the watermelon I just ate, which I am now realizing is not gonna do my diarrhea any favors... but my point is, I just don't think there's enough food to sustain them.

Like one gorilla eats 44lbs of food A DAY, if the google conversion from kilos to lbs I used is right. That's insane. That's 44 Hungry Man TV dinners. If bigfeet eat like that, what the fuck are they eating?

Also, while I was researching to find out how much Gorillas ate I found this picture and is this bitch eating a raw pumpkin? Like... for real? Because that... that looks nasty.

I want to gift this gorilla a pumpkin spice latte and watch them lose their goddamn minds. Who speaks sign language? How do you say, "I made you this basic bitch coffee, it's so fucking good please stop eating entire pumpkins like that you're making our whole-ass clade look a fool and shit."

http://the-gift-tree.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/gorilla.jpg

Edit: Also, that made me think - if there are bigfeet and we did catch one, do you think we could teach it how to communicate like we've taught other apes? Because I've got some fuckin questions.

Also though, one of the saddest stories I ever remember reading is there was this one gorilla, and as soon as it learned how to sign the first thing it said was, "I saw my mom get brutally murdered and it has fucked me up."

What did the ape scientists say to that?

I don't even know what to say to humans who tell me shit like that.

I'd be sitting there like:

https://i.imgur.com/X5tD7M5.gif
 
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CandiCame said:
Also, while I was researching to find out how much Gorillas ate I found this picture and is this bitch eating a raw pumpkin? Like... for real? Because that... that looks nasty.
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Huh?

What's the problem with that, I do eat raw pumpkins. Well, there's a lot of ways pumpkin can be better than raw, true, but pumpkins are very very different on case by case basis, both by taste and structure, but the small ones my mom have cultivated by accident are almost as tasty as carrots. You do eat raw carrots, don't you?

Meat... yeah, there was that nasty story about insanely torturous Chinese execution method where a prisoner is fed elusively by boiled meat, until they die, stuffed and insanely hungry at the same time, or something.

IF bigfoot prepares his meat, it makes a whole another problem - campsite. That is some very visible shit. You can't hide bonfire all that easily, and if you can do that... Then we may as well sit at it talking philosophy.

So alien robot for a disguise misdirection becomes just as good idea.

Or there was that taiga story about two geologists doing some research, and they of course are armed, because bears and shit. And one of them kills a lone baby bear, for no good reason. It's the next day they notice they are followed by, is that the mama-bear? They get to the village for the night though. Sometime next week they sleep in tent, and in the middle of the night, a bear bursts in the tent, grabs the guy who fired, tears him in pieces, not touching the other; breaks both their rifles and disappears in the night.

Well, I would believe bear trowing stones at your relative when I see that, but other than that I won't be surprised a lot those are confused bear sightings. That's cheap, I know. Like Venus UFO's...

Hunters say, a skinned bear is disturbingly human-like...
 
LupusDei said:
Huh?

What's the problem with that, I do eat raw pumpkins. Well, there's a lot of ways pumpkin can be better than raw, true, but pumpkins are very very different on case by case basis, both by taste and structure, but the small ones my mom have cultivated by accident are almost as tasty as carrots. You do eat raw carrots, don't you?

Meat... yeah, there was that nasty story about insanely torturous Chinese execution method where a prisoner is fed elusively by boiled meat, until they die, stuffed and insanely hungry at the same time, or something.

IF bigfoot prepares his meat, it makes a whole another problem - campsite. That is some very visible shit. You can't hide bonfire all that easily, and if you can do that... Then we may as well sit at it talking philosophy.

So alien robot for a disguise misdirection becomes just as good idea.

Or there was that taiga story about two geologists doing some research, and they of course are armed, because bears and shit. And one of them kills a lone baby bear, for no good reason. It's the next day they notice they are followed by, is that the mama-bear? They get to the village for the night though. Sometime next week they sleep in tent, and in the middle of the night, a bear bursts in the tent, grabs the guy who fired, tears him in pieces, not touching the other; breaks both their rifles and disappears in the night.

Well, I would believe bear trowing stones at your relative when I see that, but other than that I won't be surprised a lot those are confused bear sightings. That's cheap, I know. Like Venus UFO's...

Hunters say, a skinned bear is disturbingly human-like...
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A pumpkin is not a carrot! At all. Is that a thing people do? Are folks out here just eating raw pumpkin?

Who shoots a baby bear? Like even with good reason? It's a baby. You KNOW you're starting shit when you do that. It's more shocking that she didn't maul the other guy by association.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nngauMKLpRQ

What are the odds?
Probable!

I like how you're like, "It's probably a bear throwing rocks."
Because my first reaction was, "It's probably a straight-up lie."

Also, the thing about bigfeet cooking was actually my original post. That's the only way I can figure out that they could possibly eat, and the very concept freaks me the fuck out.

Edit: Also, I forgot to mention this but my mom thinks bigfoot is an alien, kind of, like they were created by aliens to mine for gold, but it's this whole huge thing and I don't want to go into it.
 
Update:

Edit: Nevermind I realized that showing actual security footage from my house is a bad idea.

Still what the fuck?
 
True Story: I was out until 4am essentially bigfoot hunting last night.

When I posted that still from my security camera, there was something outside my house. It looked like bigfoot, and I might edit the pic down to post it when I get home.

But I had a group of people combing my property until 4am because whatever that thing was it had no business being there. My first thought, when I realized bigfoot was a stupid idea, was that it was a person in a costume. But when I went and looked at the area on the security feed, I realized that because of how the hill slopes behind the fence, it would have to be 2ft taller than it appeared, and its a 5ft tall fence. So whatever the fuck was moving around my house was 7ft tall.

A bear? My only thought is that it had to be a bear, despite looking nothing like a bear. Either way I don't need it on my goddamn property. I'll post the pic I took of the monitor when I get home.

Edit: Cropped down to just the thing.
 
Update that I think has anything doxable cropped out. I circled the thing I saw that we all went out looking for:

https://i.imgur.com/QWi3adJ.jpg

For context, that's a 5ft tall fence that I put up to keep my kid from running off a cliff, because they do that. The ground where this thing would have been standing is about 2ft shorter than the fence; it's a really steep incline.

The spotlight behind it is a security light that comes on when something moves, you know, to detour robbers, animals, and the like.

At the bottom of that cliff is my cousin's house, protected by NO fences, which is why I called him. A bunch of us went out looking for this thing and none of us found anything, but the trees were broken as if it had moved down the hill and to the right (left in the picture) which leads into the woods and away from the houses.

Edit: Also that light should give you an idea of how steep that hill is, because that's a pretty tall pole. I wanna say 15ft but I honestly can't remember because we installed it like five or six years ago. It was hell to get up here. It was bigger than two people.
 
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