Is Bigfoot Real?

[butters]

you should send that into that site i love it's sorta pointy head! and if i saw that outside, i guess i'd be a little bothered, too.

 

[Comshaw]

Have you ever seen a mountain lion? Further, have you ever seen a mountain lion corpse (not after you shot it) Assume BF is like an order of magnitude more rare. A group of 30 inbred apes deep in the woods...

Have I ever seen a Puma? Yes, a dozen times. Like I said, I've hunted, hiked, back packed and fished this land for a lifetime. Have I ever seen a Cougar corpse? No, but a friend found the skeleton of one in a cave in the Olympics. He brought back the claws and skull. He also came close to getting jailed for that by Fish and Wildlife, but that's another story.

As I said, they can be rare but they have to leave some kind of sign of their existence no matter how rare they are. Couple that with the fact the the human population has increasing dramaticly in the Sasquatch supposed home range and no one has come up with any concrete evidence of the creatures existence? No hair? No feces? No corpses or any other empirical verification they exist?

I can't say they don't exist because I have no way to prove that. I can say I don't believe they exist because after all these years no one has proven they do. Show me proof they do and I'll gladly agree. Otherwise for me they remain in the realm of fantasy.


Comshaw

 

[Comshaw]

I find the number of yeses and maybes to be shockingly high.



I'm assuming that extraterrestrials and fairies would also rate high.

Maybe this topic is just too sexy for the over-imaginative to not want to be true...

So from this statement I take it you don't believe there is life beyond earth?

For my part I find it shockingly arrogant and self centered of the human race to believe that in this whole huge universe we are unique in that this place is the only one that has given rise to life. This tiny little speck of a planet, way the hell out on a spiral arm of our medium sized galaxy, which contains millions of stars and who knows how many planets and this is the only place forces have combined to produce life?

I can't say we've been visited by out worlders. I don't know that we have. And I've never seen proof we have. But because they haven't stopped by to see what we are doing doesn't mean they don't exist. The odds are they do, by a huge margin.

To paraphrase a quote by K:

"1500 years ago, everybody knew that the Earth was the center of the universe. 500 years ago, everybody knew that the Earth was flat.....Imagine what you'll know tomorrow."


Comshaw

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

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[briancamdudetenger2018]

on this earth in the mutliverse its possible that big foots are real

but on different alternate earths in the multiverse well he is most likely real

 

[Shaglus_Ziegler]

Discuss. This came up today in meatspace so I'm starting a thread. I think out of all the cryptids, the Yeti/Bigfoot/etc is probably the most feasible.

The natives say yes globally. They ain’t known for fibbing.

 

[Leana_M]

If you saw my husband's feet, you'd understand that Bigfoot exists...

 

[Shaglus_Ziegler]

This goes back to my original problem though: Apes, including humans, can't live on meat for any extended period of time. It's not just that it's unhealthy, it's that we can't do that, not just because of what I said about how our digestive systems aren't set up to eat raw meat and we'll all get parasites and salmonella and all that other shit that predators set up to eat raw meat won't- and consequently, I swear, hand to god I've got food poisoning right now for this very reason, because I am shitting myself to death and I can't be sick. It has to be food poisoning.

Like apes will do it, if we've got absolutely no other way to get calories, but I don't think it can sustain a whole population through a whole winter. And certainly not a population of animals that fucking huge. They're supposed to be bigger than people. Think of you, yourself, right now, and imagine being forced to live on raw hamburger or whatever- raw venison, probably, if we're going by the game that's actually available in the places my relatives claim to have seen these bigfeet. That'd be your most likely game.

Venison is REAL bad to make you sick. Like you get toxoplasmosis, trichinellosis, and those fucking worms that everybody in the area used to die from- like it was a HUGE problem. You gotta clean the fuck out of that shit when you package it, and then you have to cook the SHIT out of it. It's even more likely to make you sick than store-bought meat. Like you can't do that medium rare shit that people who hate themselves eat- I've seen blogs from like, hipsters who obviously don't know the danger and I'm like, "Y'all gonna die". Deer get CWD and shit. It's SUPPOSED to taste gamey, it's fucking deer. Just accept it instead of shitting yourself to death.

And also, apes can't go for a long time without eating. We're not built to do that like some animals, like reptiles, are. We go into ketosis, the act of your body entering a starvation mode that is the precurser to death, usually within 24 hours, and enter ketoacidosis within 2 or 3 days at which point you have to eat or die.

Other apes of comparable size, like Gorillas or me, will just sit on their asses and eat all fucking day long to get enough calories to make it through the day. The only real reason that humans don't have to do that is because most of us don't eat healthy. We tend to eat calorie dense artificially created food, like the fucking doritos I ate for breakfast, because I don't... take care of myself. But bigfoot ain't got doritos. I don't think bigfoot's even got the watermelon I just ate, which I am now realizing is not gonna do my diarrhea any favors... but my point is, I just don't think there's enough food to sustain them.

Like one gorilla eats 44lbs of food A DAY, if the google conversion from kilos to lbs I used is right. That's insane. That's 44 Hungry Man TV dinners. If bigfeet eat like that, what the fuck are they eating?

Also, while I was researching to find out how much Gorillas ate I found this picture and is this bitch eating a raw pumpkin? Like... for real? Because that... that looks nasty.

I want to gift this gorilla a pumpkin spice latte and watch them lose their goddamn minds. Who speaks sign language? How do you say, "I made you this basic bitch coffee, it's so fucking good please stop eating entire pumpkins like that you're making our whole-ass clade look a fool and shit."

http://the-gift-tree.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/gorilla.jpg

Edit: Also, that made me think - if there are bigfeet and we did catch one, do you think we could teach it how to communicate like we've taught other apes? Because I've got some fuckin questions.

Also though, one of the saddest stories I ever remember reading is there was this one gorilla, and as soon as it learned how to sign the first thing it said was, "I saw my mom get brutally murdered and it has fucked me up."

What did the ape scientists say to that?

I don't even know what to say to humans who tell me shit like that.

I'd be sitting there like:

https://i.imgur.com/X5tD7M5.gif

Venison rules and I never did anything you said with it. Raised my kids on it.