Is it just me…?

[Djmac1031]

Nope. totally justified... Refraction caused by the curvature of the plastic may make items inside the bottle appear larger than they appear. It's science stuff... I took intro to physicals in high school, so I know these things.

Okay, if you're so smart, then riddle me this:

If it's not a soap dispenser, what IS IT???

https://imgur.com/a/YHbNNnm

 

[alohadave]

Okay, if you're so smart, then riddle me this:

If it's not a soap dispenser, what IS IT???

https://imgur.com/a/YHbNNnm

That's the anal lubricant.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

I remember the social anxiety drug ad that stated one of the side effects was uncontrollable diarrhea. Yeah, because that always helps with social anxiety.

It keeps you away from the social, thus no anxiety.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

That's the anal lubricant.

I was going to say it dispenses all-purpose flour, but tom-ae-toes tom-ah-toes...

 

[Kelliezgirl]

I was going to say it dispenses all-purpose flour, but tom-ae-toes tom-ah-toes...

So, not a "I can't believe it's not butter" dispenser?

 

[Zanzie]

It also makes a terrible anal lubricant.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

So, not a "I can't believe it's not butter" dispenser?

Some do. Others dispense both. they even have a deluxe model that adds yeast just to get a rise out of you...

 

[Zanzie]

Okay, if you're so smart, then riddle me this:

If it's not a soap dispenser, what IS IT???

https://imgur.com/a/YHbNNnm

It doesn't dispense anything. It just counts the number of time people press it looking for soap. I set it up in college as a psych class experiment and forgot to take it down

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

It doesn't dispense anything. It just counts the number of time people press it looking for soap. I set it up in college as a psych class experiment and forgot to take it down

So it's an ED experiment? Pump all you want, nothing's coming out...

 

[Voboy]

I thought that was where this started...

Started? No.

It was in the end.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Started? No.

It was in the end.

Fair enough, but not until we all got bettered up...

 

[Voboy]

Fair enough, but not until we all got bettered up...

As I recall, the butter didn't help much.

 

[Djmac1031]

As I recall, the butter didn't help much.

Thats where you really could have used "I Can't Believe It's Anal Lube, Not Butter!"

 

[Duleigh]

…who has issue with the term “all-purpose flour?”

I mean, it’s a crap cocaine substitute.

Em

True - but can you make a proper salt map with cocaine? It doesn't hold together as well.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

True - but can you make a proper salt map with cocaine? It doesn't hold together as well.

It does until people start sniffing around...

 

[Djmac1031]

It does until people start sniffing around...

Nosy bastards.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Nosy bastards.

Blow hards...

 

[MrPixel]

I thought we were talking about snot butter.

 

[Djmac1031]

I thought we were talking about snot butter.

Close; nose candy.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

I thought we were talking about snot butter.

We've been over that. S'not butter. come on...

 

[EmilyMiller]

Okay, if you're so smart, then riddle me this:

If it's not a soap dispenser, what IS IT???

https://imgur.com/a/YHbNNnm

It’s Renee Magritte’s soap dispenser

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

K. I'm out. Gonna call my guy and get some butter, all-purpose flour, and some cocaine and see if I can make some snot butter...

 

[Djmac1031]

It’s Renee Magritte’s soap dispenser

Sent me to Google on that one. Educational Em, that's you.

The problem is, though: it's in a bathroom. THE place one expects to see a soap dispenser.

I took that picture my BTW. Found it in a public restroom.

 

[StillStunned]

Perhaps it does dispense soap, but doesn't want to be defined by what it does. Soap dispensing is just something it does until it makes it as a screenwriter.

 

[MrPixel]

I took that picture my BTW. Found it in a public restroom.

I’m lost. What was in it? I would have tested its contents onto a paper towel. Maybe it was personal lubricant. Or snot butter.