Is Romance dead?

[ElizabethWest]

Never seen an alpaca perched on a bidet before.

 

[Guest]

Never seen an alpaca perched on a bidet before.

I know.

If I had time this evening, I'd be photo-shopping one, however.

 

[ElizabethWest]

I know.

If I had time this evening, I'd be photo-shopping one, however.

...

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I know.

If I had time this evening, I'd be photo-shopping one, however.

Sigh. I talk about the serious history of the quadruped mafia . . . *grumble* . . . trying to be enlightening . . . *grumple* . . .

Where's that kid with my latte?

 

[Guest]

Sigh. I talk about the serious history of the quadruped mafia . . . *grumble* . . . trying to be enlightening . . . *grumple* . . .

Where's that kid with my latte?

On the bidet.

 

[ElizabethWest]

On the bidet.

Thank you for that soda shower.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

On the bidet.

Oh, so THAT'S what that is for.



I thought it was a water fountain.

 

[Guest]

Thank you for that soda shower.

(sorry!)

 

[Guest]

Oh, so THAT'S what that is for.



I thought it was a water fountain.

Don't forget to brush your teeth.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Don't forget to brush your teeth.

And floss.