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Is there anything Melania hasn't failed at? Her MAGA movie is a flop, of course.

RoryN said:
Melania Trump Documentary Has Become Online LOL Meme with Fake Reviews, Defaced Posters, and Few Advanced Ticket Sales

Advanced ticket sales are minimal to non existent. In New York, no surprise, there are one or two seats taken in some theaters, none in most of them.

But in Palm Beach, Florida, ground zero for Trump, the same story exists.

https://www.showbiz411.com/2026/01/...defaced-posters-and-few-advanced-ticket-sales

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It does have a certain banana republic/Kim family dynasty feel to it, eh?
 
schism666 said:
Melania Trump’s movie is flopping so badly that Amazon has shifted from hype mode to full-on damage control 😬📉
The documentary reportedly cost around $75 million—about $40M to acquire it and another $35M to push it into more than 1,400 theaters across 27 countries 🎥🌍. Even with that massive spend, it’s tracking at roughly $5 million for opening weekend. That’s a straight-up face-plant 🤦‍♂️💥

According to reports, Amazon founder Jeff Bezos has ordered executives to physically show up at premiere events nationwide to make the film look supported 😐🎟️. Nearly two dozen premieres are planned the night before release, with corporate brass sent in as morale boosters.

The contrast is brutal. Amazon is spending more on marketing this film than it did on The Eras Tour, which opened to over $120 million worldwide and eventually cleared $260 million 💸🎶. Meanwhile, Melania Trump documentary might not earn back ten cents on the dollar.

Social media clips show audiences booing the trailer in theaters 😬👎. Amazon isn’t screening it for critics. At this point, it feels less like a movie rollout and more like a corporate hostage situation 🚨🎬
#BoxOfficeBomb #AmazonFail #DamageControl #MelaniaTrump #jeffbezos
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Not just Amazon execs, if they sent all the ice and bp stooges Minneapolis could have a well earned night off.
 
in the right wing media universe it is most likely one of the biggest box office hits in right wing history and also most likely got tons of high ratings in the right wing media universe and oh yah definley probley will get record breaking tons of award nominations at all the right wing awards shows
 
Bray123 said:
Trump: "MELANIA, the Movie, is a MUST WATCH. Get your tickets today — Selling out, FAST!"

Interest in the documentary, which opens in British cinemas on Friday, has so far been weak.

Just two tickets have been booked for the 6pm showing at Vue Islington on its opening evening, the company’s website shows, while not a single seat has been sold at the nearby Finchley Road venue.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/busines...moved-amazon-spends-millions-putting-melania/
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One thing is for sure. You know everyone in the theater showing this monstrosity is the worst of the worst.
 
What a gift this movie is. A massive and completely unforced error in which Melania wanted people to celebrate her, but instead she'll be shown that no one respects or likes her - not even Deplorables, who aren't buying the tickets either.

*chef kiss* ❤️
 
Try finding a movie review today. You can't; there are none. (The one supposedly by Variety is, while hilarious, fake.)

Given that the film's release is set for tomorrow, this is highly unusual.

Wanna know how frightened media outlets are of this admin? You've got your answer. 🙄
 
RoryN said:
Try finding a movie review today. You can't; there are none. (The one supposedly by Variety is, while hilarious, fake.)

Given that the film's release is set for tomorrow, this is highly unusual.

Wanna know how frightened media outlets are of this admin? You've got your answer. 🙄
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"if this were shown on a plane, people would still walk out."
 
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