Is this normal for a guy?

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[EJFan]

a friend of mine was in a traffic jam between the NJ turnpike and the delaware memorial bridge this weekend... things were at such a stand-still that people were shutting off their cars. in the car next to him, the couple got bored and the woman started blowing her boyfriend/husband. the guy ejaculated so hard that it blew out the back of her head, broke the windshield and the wad eventually landed on the rear window of a prius that was three cars ahead of them.

the worst part was that there was a bit of "gray matter" that landed with it. there was a doberman in the back seat of the prius and it ripped the interior of the car apart trying to break out and get what he thought was a piece of beef someone had tossed his way.

 

[HoldenMcCrank]

Normal is 10 to 15 feet. At least.

cAN YOU CONVERT THAT TO METRIC?

HOLDEN

 

[Eilan]

cAN YOU CONVERT THAT TO METRIC?

Normal is 3.048 to 4.572 meters. At least.

 

[TBKahuna123]

Wait a minute here. You can post this then leave. What the fuck is the story here? (we want the long version)

Hey I was changing a light bulb and I got a little horney. What can I say, my wife's been gone for so long I'm starting to get a little nutty, I guess.

 

[hogjack]

Lemme check if it's normal...

Yep.

(Sorry to innocent bystanders. Please see my manager to get reimbursed for laundering your clothing.)

 

[NOLAgentleman]

Sounds like a legit question. I recall wondering about this when I was young. Have always found everything sexual to be facinating from appearance to smell to taste.

I find the longer between orgasms, the more volume and the father it goes.

 

[BlueSugar]

it is normal, and so is dribbling. everyone is different and relax

 

[BelleDragoness]

If you aim it just right you can blast flies off the wall at 10 paces.

The resulting mess..well you can nail a gold frame around it and call it "art"

 

[hogjack]

If you aim it just right you can blast flies off the wall at 10 paces.

The resulting mess..well you can nail a gold frame around it and call it "art"

And hit the ceiling and call it stalagtites.

 

[Mr Eames]

Ahhhh...

Invest in some good SCUBA gear for protection and never brag. For the strangest reasons many women would rather stay home with a pizza and do their toenails than have a liter of rank jizz rammed up a nostril like a high pressure police hose at a Paris riot.

HAHA...but....

I have heard that the longer your penis is the less distance you can get. The "man mix" slows because of friction within the longer urethra, therefore the smaller the penis the longer distance. Those pornstars that "shoot the moon" are actually retired firemen (those that handle the foam). So you must be a retired fireman, right?

Shoot long and strong, short and drippy...OKAY. If there is pain, then you should contact a Dr. and post again.

 

[lemmesee]

I'm 63 years old....when I was 20 years old, I could jerk-off several feet with no difficulty....now, utilizing the porn-stuff on Lit, I'm lucky if I milk-out a few dribbles....age has it's costs....but please message-me if you have suggestions....

 

[jtrugbyhook02]

trouble?

Perhaps try this--it takes longer, but should work. Instead of just letting yourself shoot, masturbate to climax and just before you cannot stop, stop so you won't cum. Wait a while to calm down and then repeat. You may have to wait until you go limp. Then, eventually, when you can't hold it any longer (just get damn frustrated from not cumming so many times), let 'er rip. This should bring you back to the glory days.

Consider it "training."

 

[thrity]

I guess you have good kidneys.

 

[TirelessTongue]

Squeezing my penis when I come increases the range of each spurt. It also has to do with the volume of come and/or the time between your last orgasm. How much stimulation I'm getting (friction) during ejaculation also plays a role as well.