Isolated BDSM Blurts: Facehugger Fetish

[Primalex]

Somehow I managed to oversleep. I missed two meetings, one which only existed because I had requested it in the first place and which got postponed, when people realized I wasn't attending it.

Not a single person, neither peer nor superior, asked why I didn't attend these two meetings.

I'm not sure how I'm feeling about this.

 

[seela]

A year ago I attended a training and felt like it went way above my head and that I'd never learn the things. Today I was asked to come to the same training, but as a speaker. What a difference a year makes.

I of course said no, because a) fuck public speaking and b) no is my go to response to everything but eating chocolate these days.

 

[soltiera]

If Brunch is between Breakfast and Lunch and Linner id between Lunch and Dinner, is the meal between Dinner and Breakfast called Dickfast or Dickfest?

 

[soltiera]

I hate shit like that, and I hate the term “wifey”.

Agreed, so cringy! And, well, yuck.

 

[soltiera]

I’m so happy you’re back.

I haven't really been gone, I just haven't had much to say! (Usually you say it before I think it!)

 

[cookiecat]

Wide fucking awake

 

[cookiecat]

A year ago I attended a training and felt like it went way above my head and that I'd never learn the things. Today I was asked to come to the same training, but as a speaker. What a difference a year makes.

I of course said no, because a) fuck public speaking and b) no is my go to response to everything but eating chocolate these days.

Kudos on the ask!

I've been thinking a lot about this "NO" as a default position. I share this quality.

I can talk myself out of virtually anything. Usually I consider it looking at an issue from all sides. Really, it's just finding an out.

This year, I'm going to lean in to "YES" and see what happens. I think.

 

[seela]

Some people are just so... cringey. I wonder if they know and just don’t care or if they don’t possess the self awareness to realize that in the first place.

 

[soltiera]

I wonder if "Blue Monday Syndrome" has any correlation to "Dry January".

 

[seela]

Kudos on the ask!

I've been thinking a lot about this "NO" as a default position. I share this quality.

I can talk myself out of virtually anything. Usually I consider it looking at an issue from all sides. Really, it's just finding an out.

This year, I'm going to lean in to "YES" and see what happens. I think.

Well, I’m going to do the thingy after all despite my initial no. At least I’m getting paid for it.

I’m very good at talking myself out of everything as well. I regularly decide to stop doing that, but it never sticks. I’ve gotten lots more shy over the years, no goes well with that and keeps me safe.

Keep us posted on how your Project YES goes! Have you said yes to anything yet that you originally wanted to say no to?

 

[ToPleaseHim]

The Inauguration was beautiful and I loved every minute. I feel hope. But, let’s not mistake this starting gate for a finish line. The first step of healing a wound is to remove the weapon that caused the injury. Then you clean and disinfect thoroughly. We have a lot of trash to take out. Too many of the conspirators are still walking free, depositing our money in their accounts, and getting security briefings. We will need to keep the pressure on the people who can fix that problem. Eat some cookies, indulge in a solid trauma nap, and then we had better get busy.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

The Inauguration was beautiful and I loved every minute. I feel hope. But, let’s not mistake this starting gate for a finish line. The first step of healing a wound is to remove the weapon that caused the injury. Then you clean and disinfect thoroughly. We have a lot of trash to take out. Too many of the conspirators are still walking free, depositing our money in their accounts, and getting security briefings. We will need to keep the pressure on the people who can fix that problem. Eat some cookies, indulge in a solid trauma nap, and then we had better get busy.

Well said.

I’m hoping that, sometimes it takes a fire to make you realize it really is important to have smoke alarms and fire extinguishers.

 

[soltiera]

The way he gushes and compliments every single woman is so insincere and icky.

I agree! It's a bit icky!
(Sorry, couldn't find a barf emoji to post here.)

 

[soltiera]

What the actual fuck is up with the monkey tail shi? Giys? Really?

 

[twister947]

https://youtu.be/VS83HdpzxDU

 

[gracie920101]

What the actual fuck is up with the monkey tail shi? Giys? Really?

It's simple. They fucked up while shaving and now they're trying to make us believe the result is intentional.

 

[seela]

Ah, now I once again remember why opening any of the pic threads is a big, big mistake for me.

 

[gracie920101]

Stop cross posting mediocre gifs!

A rare cross posting is cool but not every one! Geez!

 

[seela]

My partner's parents sent me an early birthday present.

Cleaning products.

I'm not sure what to think of this.

 

[Acktion]

Sangria, sriracha, and salsa, the forbidden dance.

Wait.

Fuck it. Double down on the sangria and sriracha.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Anyone else wondering if Jason Collier is one of Lit’s lotharios?

 

[Primalex]

I have Amazon Music on my tablet, which has Alexa speech interface integrated.

I told Alexa to play "good morning music" and it picked George Bizet's Carmen Overture for me. I was so confused, because my more specific requests are usually something like Ramstein or club music. It was the perfect "prepare breakfast" music for me. I'm both annoyed and astounded.

 

[Primalex]

sriracha

Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.

 

[Acktion]

Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.

Oh, I don't know I'd go that far. I mean, I once was. Something of a galloping galumphed gourmand in fact. My late mother-in-law tried to interest me in leaving detention work to go to culinary school. And when your mother-in-law thinks you're good at something, that's sayin' somethin'!

But, I haven't made pho (or much of anything else) in probably a decade after my late wife banned me from the kitchen when the tremors got too bad to be trusted with sharps and my memory got bad enough I was causing fires (even in the microwave, which takes a certain talent). After she died, I gave the library of cookbooks and recipe boxes to the boy child and his wife.

These days, I'm afraid I use my sriracha or wasabi in Ramen and call it good.

Or on the chimichangas.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MFz0z7jVEKU/TD3UJu_iOVI/AAAAAAAAA5s/BY31frz2e8w/s1600/Deadpool+chimichanga.jpg

 

[Acktion]

Oh, and just a reminder. When ordering, it's "cheesecake chimichanga."

Asking for the "cheesecake chigangas" never ends well.