Isolated BDSM Blurts - Roosters are Vicious

[seela]

Clearly fun and interesting things happen, when I decide beforehand to answer yes to all suggestions.

I'll have to have a yes day like this again.

(Before someone tries, I'll still say no to cybering, though. Yes only is IRL only.)

 

[Blue]

A loyal plebe trespasses to bring the porridge, and nurses their lord back to health.

Slightly more healthily; both should be allowed to ask for support, and both should be able to find it.

Agreed then, gross. Disgusting that it's so tragically common.

Wait...You're telling me that people shouldn't sacrifice rationality and nuance to maintain a stereotypical and fantastical interpretation of the D/s dynamic that takes supreme precedence over all decision making regardless of the consequences?
This is news to me....

It sounds ambiguous in my head so I just want to clarify that^ is not meant to be condescending sarcasm at you Stag. It's condescension aimed at the fools in question.

I remember reading a thread or post in the Talk section that said something like a PYL's partner went on a hissy fit because life had them in a slump so they couldn't keep up the guise of Dommy McDomDom, and their partner didn't much appreciate the break from character.
Sad.
Reason #5,211,740 as to why a global nuclear Armageddon wouldn't be such a bad thing.

 

[Farawyn]

Oysterfest weekend!!!

*runs screaming through the thead, arms waving wildly*

 

[cookiecat]

A wasp stung me on the ankle!

Now ankle is all swollen and itchy.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Azuldrgon]

Vinegar, for wasp stings. ( bicarbonate for bees)

I was always told mud for bees.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[MastersDelight]

I thought onion for stings? But, I'd rather just have the sting than have to endure putting onion on it. Yuck

 

[MeekMe]

I read once that vaginal fluids are good for bugs bites and stings. It wasn't a from a credible source though.

 

[Farawyn]

I told her to remove the stinger, take benedryl, cold soak and elevate foot.

Also eagerly waiting pic of said foot. I have tons of injured body parts on my phone, muahahahhaaaaa!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I read once that vaginal fluids are good for bugs bites and stings. It wasn't a from a credible source though.

2016 winner: best first line of a novel.

 

[MeekMe]

2016 winner: best first line of a novel.

Oh... now that that's been quoted I see all the typos.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Oh... now that that's been quoted I see all the typos.

All great novel drafts have typos.

 

[MeekMe]

All great novel drafts have typos.

(>_>) Well, I'm no good with writing, but feel free to use that line. It sounds like a fun start to something interesting.

 

[cookiecat]

I just came back. Thanks for all your suggestions. It's a wasp sting, not a bee.

I took Nurse Far's advice, iced and elevated it. The swelling has gone down a little. It's still a little itchy so vag fluid is next on the list. Then maybe mud.

 

[pixxie91]

-Madonna's "Like a Prayer" playing on repeat-

 

[MeekMe]

Jealous. A friend is taking his fiancée to Japan for her birthday.

@_@


how exciting for them (^｡^)

 

[desertslave]

Jealous. A friend is taking his fiancée to Japan for her birthday.

@_@


how exciting for them (^｡^)

First off, your new Av is adorable!

Second, is it weird that I feel sort of naughty watching pigeons (yes, I'm still doing that) do their courtship "dances" and, um, occasional successes? OTOH, the unsuccessful attempts make me chuckle and tell the pigeon-dudes "she's not that into you, let her have breakfast first!"

I saw a young one do the dance, today, then suddenly realize there was food in front of him. He forgot all about his potential lady-love. Typical!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

First off, your new Av is adorable!

Second, is it weird that I feel sort of naughty watching pigeons (yes, I'm still doing that) do their courtship "dances" and, um, occasional successes? OTOH, the unsuccessful attempts make me chuckle and tell the pigeon-dudes "she's not that into you, let her have breakfast first!"

I saw a young one do the dance, today, then suddenly realize there was food in front of him. He forgot all about his potential lady-love. Typical!

Hiya DS!
So.. Roosters are vicious, pigeons are easily distracted?

 

[MeekMe]

First off, your new Av is adorable!

Thank you. (*^_^*) I'm happy to see you back.

Second, is it weird that I feel sort of naughty watching pigeons (yes, I'm still doing that) do their courtship "dances" and, um, occasional successes? OTOH, the unsuccessful attempts make me chuckle and tell the pigeon-dudes "she's not that into you, let her have breakfast first!"

I saw a young one do the dance, today, then suddenly realize there was food in front of him. He forgot all about his potential lady-love. Typical!

（;￣O￣）I'm realizing I have no idea what pigeons do before fucking...

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[MastersDelight]

http://i.imgur.com/aVXF91Y.jpg

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I need to study but I also really need a nap. I can't keep my eyes open.

 

[barefootgirl69]

http://i.imgur.com/aVXF91Y.jpg

Oh, I feel your pain. My brother just added to it for the weekend... doggie sitting, yay me...

 

[MastersDelight]

Anyone who cares...

He made it home last night around 1:30am. And left late this morning to get a little time with the kids before heading to work AGAIN. Hope he isn't late tonight

Also No is a fantastic human being who kept me company and kept me awake and distracted. Here's a treat for your efforts.

http://i.imgur.com/6FxEiZu.jpg