Isolated BDSM Blurts - Roosters are Vicious

[Primalex]

Are you suggesting someone name their BIG vibrator Primalex?
*wanders into the gutter*

I would expect that it's the most popular vibrator name for fantasies of rough sex and humiliation already. I mean, it obviously would be "Ryan" for romantic beach sex, but for the rest? What is left? "Dorian"?

 

[cookiecat]

http://memberfiles.freewebs.com/74/20/72212074/photos/test2/Christina%20Model%20-%20See-through%20Shirt.gif

Bringin' it back home.

 

[Etoile]

So, have now checked "visit M.D. as a direct result of an in-scene injury" off my bucket list...

(everything's fine)

 

[Miles Long]

Really looking forward to eating later today!

 

[seela]

Black and white stripes or burgundy? Talking about wool dresses here.

 

[MastersDelight]

Black and white stripes or burgundy? Talking about wool dresses here.

Hmmmm. Burgundy

 

[MastersDelight]

I don't feel particularly intelligent... but at least I didn't derail other threads with that (for a change)

Well... You are.

Derailments aren't so bad really.... But I guess I do it a lot too. Oops.

 

[seela]

Hmmmm. Burgundy

Okay, burgundy it is. Goes well with the winey theme of the week, I guess.

 

[Miles Long]

Okay, burgundy it is. Goes well with the winey theme of the week, I guess.

Definitely go with burgundy!

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-12/enhanced/webdr01/23/13/grid-cell-25294-1387822460-3.jpg

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Red pen. Someone else's writing.



Few things not involving sex flood my brain with such a delicious dominant/sadistic cocktail.

 

[seela]

Definitely go with burgundy!
*pic sniå*

Nah, the only Ron I do is Swanson.

But burgundy goes well with wine.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Nah, the only Ron I do is Swanson.

But burgundy goes well with wine.

I'm sure you'll look grape vineyard all dressed.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[seela]

So I'm all dressed in burgundy now and feel grape.

I've got a date, woohoo.

 

[midwestyankee]

So I'm all dressed in burgundy now and feel grape.

I've got a date, woohoo.

I hope you're not pressed for time.

 

[Etoile]

You punsters are going to be the death of me.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

You punsters are going to be the death of me.

Awww, I don't believe it. Of anyone on this board, you are most likely to stand etoile in the face of death.

 

[Etoile]

Awww, I don't believe it. Of anyone on this board, you are most likely to stand etoile in the face of death.

Now I'm just confused, etoile means star!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Now I'm just confused, etoile means star!

I made it as confusing as possible! I don't think I can make it any more opaque, impenetrable and difficult to grasp!

(To achieve this feat, I had to confirm my 11th-grade French (Oh, Madame Jones!) with Forvo, the essential tool for smutboard foreign-language punning pronunciation...)

 

[Miles Long]

In retrospect, the ice bucket and tube were actually a good purchase.

 

[Farawyn]

In retrospect, the ice bucket and tube were actually a good purchase.

A Foley catheter? That kind of tube?

 

[Miles Long]

A Foley catheter? That kind of tube?

Christ, no! Tube to the brace!

 

[Farawyn]

Christ, no! Tube to the brace!

You need a nurse, Miles?

 

[DarkSimian]

You need a nurse, Miles?

I might need one when I get back

 

[Farawyn]

I might need one when I get back

You'll be FINE.