Isolated Poetry Blurt

[The_Fool]

From them, you mean?

lolz
bj

I thought it was from Yul Brynner?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I thought it was from Yul Brynner?

Well, sure, him too.

And post-nuke Vampires as well.

bj

 

[Anschul]

Well, sure, him too.

And post-nuke Vampires as well.

bj

While we're at it, Let's not forget the Government

 

[unpredictablebijou]

While we're at it, Let's not forget the Government

Indeed, indeed. That one had another of my absolute favorite actors, Edward G. Robinson. LOVE him.

Drunk, I have occasionally been persuaded to do my Heston impersonation, which is patently awful:

'Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!

It's PEEEEEEE-PUUUUUUL!!!!'

The key is to bare your teeth. Heston had very dramatic teeth.

bj

 

[The_Fool]

Indeed, indeed. That one had another of my absolute favorite actors, Edward G. Robinson. LOVE him.

Drunk, I have occasionally been persuaded to do my Heston impersonation, which is patently awful:

'Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!

It's PEEEEEEE-PUUUUUUL!!!!'

The key is to bare your teeth. Heston had very dramatic teeth.

bj

I can think of more interesting things for you to bare...


ETA: Not that you don't have a nice smile.


almost fucked up there....

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I can think of more interesting things for you to bare...


ETA: Not that you don't have a nice smile.


almost fucked up there....

Nice save, there, dude.

Can't fault ya for being unedited... it is the blurt thread, after all.

bj

 

[Guest]

Every dirty bad habit Redux

I feel like:

1) getting a Crown and coke buzz on
2) smoking vanilla Bidis one after the other
3) getting off with a stranger in a strange place

I feel like it, but I . . .

 

[champagne1982]

I feel like:

1) getting a Crown and coke buzz on
2) smoking vanilla Bidis one after the other
3) getting off with a stranger in a strange place

I feel like it, but I . . .

I feel like it, but I:

1) have no rye and Coke gives me a hangover anyway
2) would choke if I inhaled undiluted smoke
3) don't know any strangers . . .

 

[Guest]

I feel like it, but I:

1) have no rye and Coke gives me a hangover anyway
2) would choke if I inhaled undiluted smoke
3) don't know any strangers . . .

Exactly, just what I was thinking.

Kinda. I'll take a cold shower and drink a mocha instead.

 

[Angeline]

I talked to OT a few days ago. Wouldn't it be great if we could get him to come back and write with us? I miss that paddle-handed woodman.

 

[Anschul]

Indeed, indeed. That one had another of my absolute favorite actors, Edward G. Robinson. LOVE him.

Drunk, I have occasionally been persuaded to do my Heston impersonation, which is patently awful:

'Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!

It's PEEEEEEE-PUUUUUUL!!!!'

The key is to bare your teeth. Heston had very dramatic teeth.

bj

Drunk? Do they actually drink out there in Kansas? Oh, wait...

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Drunk? Do they actually drink out there in Kansas? Oh, wait...

Waaaaaal, ever oncet in a while we git ahold of some corn squeezin's and head out to the back forty to whoop it up.

You should see mah hound dog lap up his share of the jug...

bj

 

[Guest]

.......

 

[Angeline]

Him and Icing and Lin and Cordelia (yes, I saw her post somewhere in the forum), and Syndra and Flyguy and perks and 2D and others. I'm missing some, I know.

And karmadog. I still hear from him occasionally, but gosh I miss that old dog.

 

[CeriseNoire]

Hm, I'm going to have to leave my comfort zone if I ever expect to grow.

 

[Tzara]

I spend a lot of time wondering about who Lauren's favorite architect is. Not as much time as I wonder about what goes on on Eve's porch or what color underwear Bijou is wearing on some given day, but I do think about it, architecture, you know, sometimes.

 

[The_Fool]

Waaaaaal, ever oncet in a while we git ahold of some corn squeezin's and head out to the back forty to whoop it up.

You should see mah hound dog lap up his share of the jug...

bj

Just for that, I am going to find some moonshine for the next visit. Either that or a really nice bourbon I enjoy.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Just for that, I am going to find some moonshine for the next visit. Either that or a really nice bourbon I enjoy.

You're going to be responsible for my bail, then?

bj

eta: Zebra-striped thong.

 

[CeriseNoire]

It seems they're all love poems in some way, or at least poems about love.

 

[Guest]

.......

 

[drown]

she felt...

responsible;
not responsive:

delighting in his
discomfort.

...and
they were watching.
they were always watching.​

 

[Anschul]

Eve's Rose

It's just a little rose,
A flower of sorts,
Alone on the side of a hill,
Looking down into the valley
Of my overwhelming lust.

Oh, the black rose,
Showing to all, the way
To her heart,
Protective to those who would try
To get beyond against her wish.

To the north, beauty;
To the east, an implement of pleasure;
To the west, the valley of desire;
Beyond another mountain to climb;
And to the south, the gate of heaven.

The rose points the way
To the places I would go.
But for me unattainable,
An out-of-reach garden.
The rose, the garden, Eve.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Ode to a 'Tash

While looking at your photograph
I cannot help but think
do you have some problems
when facing food and drink
A fancy piece of facial hair
that covers all your mouth
could have the great misfortune
to drip your soup down south.
Now wanting to be friendly
I'll post a peg or two
so when you aim your Guinness
the froth will slide right through

 

[Anschul]

While looking at your photograph
I cannot help but think
do you have some problems
when facing food and drink
A fancy piece of facial hair
that covers all your mouth
could have the great misfortune
to drip your soup down south.
Now wanting to be friendly
I'll post a peg or two
so when you aim your Guinness
the froth will slide right through

And maybe some help cleaning the Guinness off?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Question: What's worse than Guinness?
Answer: Second hand Guinness