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Corruption!

Damnit i knew listening to that Manson stuff would warp the mind!
 
Bobtoad... You didn't happen to be a... PLUMBER in a former life did you?

Oh shit! Here it comes!!! Hold onto something everybody!!!!


Bow-chicka-bow-bow!!!
 
*MMMMM...feeling the tension of the day just melt away*

I want a zombie now. Does anyone know how to make them? Just a little secret, by the third one I'll let you do anything to me! *WEG*
 
Presses another button an, a few whirs, click pops some liquid pouring, suddenly an hole opens before your eyes on the end of the table up pops a Zombie.

Continuing to rub down Stormys body with my hands and the hot lavender oil
 
Ravenloft said:
Bobtoad... You didn't happen to be a... PLUMBER in a former life did you?

Oh shit! Here it comes!!! Hold onto something everybody!!!!


Bow-chicka-bow-bow!!!

Plumber? Dare I ask?
 
need more women!

Well seeing bobtoad and stormy having fun,I notice there is a lack of women here,so I pull out my cell phone and black book and start making some calls.(hopefully some more females will join us!)
 
Old joke about bad porn... They always seem to start with a plumber at the door and that incessent porn flick music in the background...

*Bow-chicka-bow-bow*

See? There it is again!!!
 
Ravenloft...are you feeling left out? If you are then just come over here and maybe I can help you out!
 
stormystarr said:
Ravenloft...are you feeling left out? If you are then just come over here and maybe I can help you out!

Stormy If you would like I will let Ravenloft take over? I don't mind.
 
I'm sorry Bob, I was just trying to make him more comfortable. But there are so many men out there, can't I make some of them happy? *insert sweet innocent smile here*
 
No, no, thats okay... I LIKE prancing around the pool like a total dipshit!
I'm the comic releif you know.
Thats my nitch.
 
time to take a dip

Deciding to go for a swim,I take my shirt off and dive in.As I get out to get my beer(which I left near the stereo)
I feel a breeze,and I see my shorts floating in the water.
 
I jump into the water and grab them and make a quick dash for the massage table, hiding them under me...where did Bob go?
 
Stormy and RavenLoft you to play together.

Stormy, the host shouldn't be taking advantage of his guests like I have, I'll Let Stormy take over with you, I am sure he knoews many games you can play.

RavenLoft, Get over there with stormy, I'll take over the comic relief see watch this.

bends over puts his head between his legs and shoves his own head up his own ass. Bobtoad waddles around like this for a few minutes before falling into the pool. He surfaces with his head no longer in his ass

And that was just the warmup act. :cool:
 
Burn them stormy!!! Break the shackles of his opression!!! Go on do it! Liberate him!!! Viva la resistance!!!
 
aww, is bobtoad getting a little restless? Come on, I was just trying to liven it up a little in here. You have to admit that it's a little boring.
 
Bobtoad! For the love of god and your own hygene wipe that shit eating grin off your face!!! *Tosses him a towl*

*Turning to stormy with my best italiano impression, (Which sucks cause I am mostly german!), saying* "How you doin."
 
Washes off my face and head and neck

Now you to kids play nice, I mean play naughty.
 
stormystarr said:
aww, is bobtoad getting a little restless? Come on, I was just trying to liven it up a little in here. You have to admit that it's a little boring.


Ah, Don't worry about me stormy one go take advantage of that poor innocent Ravenloft fellow. Corrupt him with your feminine wiles.
 
where did they go?

As I grab my beer and finish it off, I look in the pool and see my shorts are gone.I go over and get another beer wondering where my boxers went.
 
*sitting up on the table, waving the shorts in the air* Damn, I'm feeling a little tipsy...now where are all the men?
 
oh yeah!

I see Stormy waving my shorts around and I work my way over
to her and ask her what she is going to do with them.
 
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