It is the Weekend Lets Party Friday Through Sunday

Could I say I am a big girl (Like John Goodman, the fucking lier!) and make it okay??? tee hee! *Prancing over rainbows...*
 
still drinking

I wake up on one of the lounge chairs,still don't have my shorts so I go and get a couple of beers and chug them down.
While I am still waiting on some women to arrive,I down a few more cold ones and get in the pool.
 
*Walks in peels off clothes never missing a beat as the music plays* Did someone say Party? Pool? Drinks? Dancing? I'm heeeeeeeeeere! Let the fun begin
 
yes sir

i am sorry Mr. Toad but it has been so long since we have seen a real live guest.Wait a minute was there some other people here last night?Oh well time for another beer.
 
here you go

While I get a refill, I pour one for Handy."here you go dude help yourself."
 
Renee! I know Renee!!! Ermm...Wait... I forgot how she liks her men... Cna you remind us Renee???
 
Now Bob, I tried to liven this thread up a little last night, but it just didn't work. No offense, but maybe you need to learn how to throw a killer party.
 
Lol... That would actually be Cocks on the Rocks (with me next to them)... not rocks with socks.


Anyway, I like my men used enough to know what they are doing, but not used up.
 
Renee

You can have me on the rocks...you can have me wearing socks..you can have me in the sea...you can have me with your tea. Will you have me on the rocks? Will you tie me with my socks? Please take me in the sea.....please drink me like your tea!
 
Ummm Renee, I thought you liked your men past the Dr. Seuess stage.

I thought you liked MEN not BOYS.

Ohhhhhhhhh Nicole was just a bitch, where did THAT come from???
 
Childlike

I might be a child at heart but the rest of me is all man baby!
 
Oh sweetie don't take it the wrong way, I couldn't be a bitch if I tried. Renee and I joke with each other, I really liked your post, I LOL. Sorry if you thought that was meant for you.

If you want to talk big child, I'm the biggest of the lot beleive me on that.

Wolfy babe, I liked your post okay? Friends??? :)
 
friends:)

I could never be angry with such a lovely lady:)
I'm glad you liked my post my sense of human is twisted and sometimes even I don't get my own humor hehe.
 
I love any sense of humour, just if you have one then I'll like it.

Not too sure about the lovely though, wait until you know me before you jump to conclusion's.

And just so you know, I did like your post, it reminded me of Green Eggs and Ham (which by the way my son loves). Good work.

*HUG*
 
Lovely

You are a living caring human being and in my mind that is a very lovely thing:)
 
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