Itchy minge, Love?

[starrkers]

I can't stand it anymore, I just gotta ask: it's such a great word, but where the hell did "minge" come from?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

No, Bel and I have never met in person.

Imp and I met last year in Chicago 1.

Then I'm one up on you and I can assure you that he cuts a fine figure of a man in his Blackwatch kilt over a beer and burger.

 

[impressive]

No, Bel and I have never met in person.

Imp and I met last year in Chicago 1.

And I kept my pants on in public.

 

[Guest]

Then I'm one up on you and I can assure you that he cuts a fine figure of a man in his Blackwatch kilt over a beer and burger.

I've seen pictures.

 

[Guest]

And I kept my pants on in public.

So did I!

(Same thing!)

 

[impressive]

Then I'm one up on you and I can assure you that he cuts a fine figure of a man in his Blackwatch kilt over a beer and burger.

Y'ought to see him in JUST the kilt ... and cuffs.

 

[Belegon]

No, Bel and I have never met in person.

Imp and I met last year in Chicago 1.

Haven't met yet, but we will. We most certainly will.

 

[Guest]

Y'ought to see him in JUST the kilt ... and cuffs.

*swoon*

 

[Guest]

Haven't met yet, but we will. We most certainly will.

Can you wear the kilt and cuffs thing that imp was talking about?

 

[Belegon]

Y'ought to see him in JUST the kilt ... and cuffs.

troublemaker

 

[SlickTony]

quote=Salvor-Hardon]I just wish once we could have been there when they developed the pictures and saw these four weirdos over and over and over and over.[/quote]

I think I must have encountered one of your kinfolk in Persepolis. My family ws visiting me in Iran and we went on this road trip that involved a visit to Persepolis. My mother had her camera with her and took most of the photos. There was this Frenchwoman in a pink crocheted hat that somehow managed to find her way into every. single. picture.

 

[impressive]

troublemaker

Hey! I didn't mention the other accessory. :angel:

 

[fifty5]

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I know... The words just defeat you, don't they?

And the poor woman in the jeans went to so much effort to look cool for that pic

But how the hell did she keep them up? Dunno whether it's the loose change in the pocket, or the phone hooked to the belt, but if I undo mine that far, they fall down around my ankles!

 

[scheherazade_79]

OK, I give up... how the hell did you run across this pic in the first place????

Pure chance

I was looking for a pic of something else, then I found some interesting ones and kept looking

 

[scheherazade_79]

But how the hell did she keep them up? Dunno whether it's the loose change in the pocket, or the phone hooked to the belt, but if I undo mine that far, they fall down around my ankles!

She must have been broke when she was accidentally snapped. Mine do the same as yours - as soon as the button's undone they fall with a crash to the floor, because I have more pockets than a lesbian and I fill each and every one of them

 

[scheherazade_79]

I can't stand it anymore, I just gotta ask: it's such a great word, but where the hell did "minge" come from?

No idea, Starrkers

But there's that joke about the Indian lesbian called Mingita...

 

[scheherazade_79]

I've seen a guy slide headfirst into second base, get dirt down the front of his pants and stand up on the base and drop his drawers to shake the dirt out before suddenly realize he was in front of a couple thousand people... so it can happen.

'course, dude was no rocket scientist either...

I stripped from the waist down in front of my nan once, when a wasp flew into a pair of loose-fitting French knickers. It took me about a second in total.

That woman's put thought into it, though -

"I'm not going to stop walking, but I sure need to unzip my pants a little so that I can give my bitchcake a real good scratch as I'm walking along..."

It's not a spur of the moment, shake the mud out of your drawers thing.

Maybe she's unstable and just does that everywhere she goes - Walmart, Pizza Hut, public transport. She might have crabs, too.

 

[Edward Teach]

She might have crabs, too.

Blue, King, Hermit, Fiddler, Softshell?

She don't look like she's been in the water.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Blue, King, Hermit, Fiddler, Softshell?

She don't look like she's been in the water.

She doesn't need to - the crabs in her part of the world can jump two metres...

 

[impressive]

I stripped from the waist down in front of my nan once, when a wasp flew into a pair of loose-fitting French knickers. It took me about a second in total.

That woman's put thought into it, though -

"I'm not going to stop walking, but I sure need to unzip my pants a little so that I can give my bitchcake a real good scratch as I'm walking along..."

It's not a spur of the moment, shake the mud out of your drawers thing.

Maybe she's unstable and just does that everywhere she goes - Walmart, Pizza Hut, public transport. She might have crabs, too.

*coffee snort* "bitchcake"


Eff: Women have HIPS. Their pants don't just fall off when unfastened.

 

[oggbashan]

It's the sand.

Sand in her minge; sand on her bum causing the friction that holds the pants up...

Og

 

[scheherazade_79]

*coffee snort* "bitchcake"


Eff: Women have HIPS. Their pants don't just fall off when unfastened.

Mine do when the pockets are stuffed...

 

[scheherazade_79]

It's the sand.

Sand in her minge; sand on her bum causing the friction that holds the pants up...

Og

I've come to a new conclusion - I don't think she's all there

 

[oggbashan]

Definition

Complete Oxford English Dictionary:

minge - substantive dialect or slang (origin obscure) - The female pudendum; hence, by extension, women regarded collectively as a means of sexual gratification. The Dictionary shows the first use as early 20C.

minge - Obsolete rare (adaptation of Latin mingere - to void urine)

I have expanded the abbreviations.

Og

 

[scheherazade_79]

Complete Oxford English Dictionary:

minge - substantive dialect or slang (origin obscure) - The female pudendum; hence, by extension, women regarded collectively as a means of sexual gratification. The Dictionary shows the first use as early 20C.

minge - Obsolete rare (adaptation of Latin mingere - to void urine)

I have expanded the abbreviations.

Og

How does one "void" urine?

Is it when you pretend it's not there and don't flush?