It's a disguise.

[sweetnpetite]

Damn close.

But I have always been handsome. I looked it up.

handsome, adj., moderately large; as a handsome sum of money.

Consequently, I was a handsome fireman, a moderately large fireman, for 20 years.

handsome is as handsome does,

handsome

 

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[Samandiriel]

Are you bigger than a bread box?

 

[impressive]

How can you see that?
Michigan, eh?
I believe in Michigan the Michiganders refer to "Up North" as anywhere north of Saginaw.

So am I "up north" within Michigan? Or am I "up north" of you, in Michigan?

Thumb pad, methinks ... and yes, it's north of me.

 

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[OhMissScarlett]

Are you bigger than a bread box?

Is it bigger than a baby's arm?

Is it a baby's arm? *screams*

 

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[OhMissScarlett]

um...

Of what are we referring?

perhaps a premie's arm.
You know, I do not like the simile.

How about something like, oh, a hot house cucumber, or a bun-size ball park frank or...

I was just being obnoxious.
lol, a bun-sized ball park frank.

 

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[OhMissScarlett]

That was "obnoxious?"
Obnoxious is what I do best.

Obnoxious is, as obnoxious does, bestest.

Not me, I'm a perfect angel. Ask anyone.

 

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