It's beginning to look a lot like...

[silverwhisper]

i don't think they use many of those in the parades anymore, but hey, it could be a period piece! :>

ed

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Okay, at the end of the Macy's Parade for Thanksgiving they always have Santa sitting in his sleigh in a float. Now, let's tie in I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause...

 

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Okay, at the end of the Macy's Parade for Thanksgiving they always have Santa sitting in his sleigh in a float. Now, let's tie in I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause...

maybe just have a gal jump on the float and secretly blow Santa throughout the parade, not letting him blow, just holding him on the edge. At the end, he stands to wave, forgetting his pants are undine. They fall around his ankles and more than his hand waves at the crowd....

 

[BedtimeStories77]

lol Sounds good.

 

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lol Sounds good.

if you want an express "Mommy" angle, have it from the POV of an 18 yr old girl, forced by her Mom to go to the parade with the younger sibs and Mom. mom vanishes. narrator left with whiny kids. spots a neighbour who is headed with her brats indoors, so the sibs shuffle offstage in nice Lit approved fashion.

Narrator shrugs, decides better wait in place for Mom. where is Mom anyway? Santa stands, the pants fall....OHMIGAWD, there's MOM.....!!!!!!!

 

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Lost in the snow

the hikers build an igloo for warmth, or dig a hole in the snow - wjhat's that called, a quimsy?- anyhow, they know they hafta huddle for warmth.

Take it anywhere from there

 

[BedtimeStories77]

if you want an express "Mommy" angle, have it from the POV of an 18 yr old girl, forced by her Mom to go to the parade with the younger sibs and Mom. mom vanishes. narrator left with whiny kids. spots a neighbour who is headed with her brats indoors, so the sibs shuffle offstage in nice Lit approved fashion.

Narrator shrugs, decides better wait in place for Mom. where is Mom anyway? Santa stands, the pants fall....OHMIGAWD, there's MOM.....!!!!!!!

I love this version!

 

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I love this version!

got time to write it? unfortunarely, I don't....

 

[BedtimeStories77]

I've been working on my erotic horror one between posts.


(And now hubby just called and said we might be spending the night at his parents' TONIGHT so he can do some bowling tourney tomorrow morning. *sigh*)

 

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I don't post mant Thanksgiving ideas. Being Canadian, I don't associate it witth the season. But the image of a delectable rear bent over to check the turkey stirring illicit hormonal responses seems like an easy start to a quick and dirty romp of a short stroker story.

 

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another thanksgiving idea

do folks stil break the wishbone?
how about an incest story. Two relatives ( you pick) break the wishbone. They each wish they could have sex with the other.

When the winner bllushes instead of announcing their wish, the loser guesses. Later, as the rest of the family sleeps off dinner, some quiet sex is had....

....if you want it more complex, the quiet sex becomes loud, wakes up others who join in.

 

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in tribute to yesterday, Christmas shopping sytories:

~ the MILF ( or virgin?) caught shoplifting sexes her way oout of it
~ catfight starts as a tussle over the last oof the hot item
~ voyeur security guard watches two gals in the lingerie change room on the surveillance camera . title " I love my job"
~exhausted woman flops on a bed in the furniture section to rest for a second. She falls asleep. Awakens forgotten in the dark empty store. Who finds her? I like the idea of Santa, with it being unclear if its the real santa, or a dept store version.
~ two employee, in the stockroom....

 

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cleaning up after the new years party, the narrator finds a stray pair of panties....where did thety come from? who wil be found in the bedroom? on the couch? in the games room?

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Okay, I'm too lazy to sift through Author's Hangout. When does the "Winter Holiday" contest start?

 

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Okay, I'm too lazy to sift through Author's Hangout. When does the "Winter Holiday" contest start?

its almost finished- on now till Dec 7

 

[BedtimeStories77]

its almost finished- on now till Dec 7

Holy crap! lol

 

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inspired by saucy's av of the day ( or Sunday) of two gals in Santa hats kissing:

It's been a long day at the mall. The two gals who work the "North Pole" are exhausted. The elf who lines up the lil brats to sit on Santa's knee has been nipping at a flask all day. each break, she gets more raunchy with the hot young virginal Mrs. Claus, who takes the pictures. Eventually, she gets suggestive even in front of the moms, especially the MILFs. Finally, it is quitting time and they are alone in the change room, stripping off the silly costumes.

Which one notices the mistletoe?

 

[BedtimeStories77]

inspired by saucy's av of the day ( or Sunday) of two gals in Santa hats kissing:

It's been a long day at the mall. The two gals who work the "North Pole" are exhausted. The elf who lines up the lil brats to sit on Santa's knee has been nipping at a flask all day. each break, she gets more raunchy with the hot young virginal Mrs. Claus, who takes the pictures. Eventually, she gets suggestive even in front of the moms, especially the MILFs. Finally, it is quitting time and they are alone in the change room, stripping off the silly costumes.

Which one notices the mistletoe?

And which one is wearing it as a belt?

 

[Tom Collins]

Has anyone ever done one about the Grinch in Whoville?

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Jim Carey did. lol

 

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Has anyone ever done one about the Grinch in Whoville?

How The Grinch Fucked Christmas by David Phillips

 

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MSN had a santa spanking a lass clad only in stockings to boost online shopping yeserday. Made me think what might happen at a Christmas lingerie party.....

 

[BedtimeStories77]

MSN had a santa spanking a lass clad only in stockings...

Amazing what you can find in a web search typing in Christmas porn, too.

(It's how I found my naughty cookies!)

 

[Tom Collins]

Naughty cookies?
Where?

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Look at my av. lol