I've a problem with p-man

[red_rose]

(That's my nickname for him. Damn underscores.)

Somebody needs to learn how to hold his liquor...

I hate talking politics. I don't even bother.

blahblahblahblahblahblahblah

(Yeah, I'm sleep-deprived, don't mind me.)



My dear p-man. May I suggest you try out a for your next post?

Laurel? Can we get a drunken smiley of some kind?



Hiya, p-man.

 

[p_p_man]

(That's my nickname for him. Damn underscores.)

Somebody needs to learn how to hold his liquor...

I hate talking politics. I don't even bother.

blahblahblahblahblahblahblah

(Yeah, I'm sleep-deprived, don't mind me.)



My dear p-man. May I suggest you try out a for your next post?

Laurel? Can we get a drunken smiley of some kind?



Hiya, p-man.

Nice shoes...

Wanna fuck?

 

[morninggirl5]

I 'm worried about anyone that doesn't have a problem with p_p_man.

 

[p_p_man]

I 'm worried about anyone that doesn't have a problem with p_p_man.

Morning mg5

 

[Sillyman]

Hey, I love the little drunken Brit. I want to get a bobble head p_p_man figure for the hood of my dash.

 

[red_rose]

Hey, I love the little drunken Brit. I want to get a bobble head p_p_man figure for the hood of my dash.

Your dash has a hood?

I think Silly's been hittin' the sauce, too.

P-man... I'm not wearing any shoes.

Or any pants, for that matter.

 

[morninggirl5]

Morning mg5

Good morning. Shall i send over a hangover cure this fine morning?

 

[p_p_man]

Good morning. Shall i send over a hangover cure this fine morning?

Thanks but I think the cold curry I'm eating at the moment should do the trick...

 

[red_rose]

Thanks but I think the cold curry I'm eating at the moment should do the trick...

Okay.

Yuck.

Blech.

ewwwwwwwwwww.

 

[Sillyman]

Your dash has a hood?

I think Silly's been hittin' the sauce, too.

You are aware I'm an alchoholic and I find that statement offensive?

 

[red_rose]

You are aware I'm an alchoholic and I find that statement offensive?

I'm sorry.

So, what are we drinking tonight? MAKE ME A GIN AND TONIC, BITCH!

 

[Sillyman]

I'm sorry.

So, what are we drinking tonight? MAKE ME A GIN AND TONIC, BITCH!

You can have the gin and tonic. I'll be drinking Lysol.

You know, this stuff is 98% alchohol and 1% compressed air. Whatever they must put in the last 1% must really taste like shit.

 

[sch00lteacher]

Hey!

Leave him alone. Don't like him or his threads? Don't open them. My god how hard is that to figure out.

"Oh I hate what he writes, here let me open this thread of his, yes there, see! I hate this! Oh the pain!"

I happen to count him among the few here I really really trust. He has never lied that I know of. He is not fake. He doesn't pretend to be who he isn't to please everyone.

If you have been here awhile you know what your going to get from him. So stay away, or in cases like mine, open the threads and see what he has to say. And just because I happen to trust him and like him, doesn't mean I agree with everything. I know him well enough to know that. Still I know it is honest.

Mumble mumble, mumble.

 

[Debbie]

Re: Re: I've a problem with p-man

Nice shoes...

Wanna fuck?

Quickie
by debbiexxx
I see you looking at me
Giving me the brazen eye
You lick your lips, slowly
Yeah babe, I am your guy


Party music, noisy crowd
"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
You shout, really loud
I think "What good luck."

I nod, following you out
No kindly words or foreplay
Let's get it on, I want to shout
My prick wants it's own way

Struggling to pull and tear
Giving mutual pleasure a must
Derived from pant and thrust
Tossing clothes here and there

Giggling and laughing as we try
To stand up straight and screw
Your warm leg upon my thigh
My hard prick deep inside you

I grunt and gyrate my hips
You moan and sigh, lost in lust
Small screams escape from your lips
A quickie it is, the peak a must


( Mine's a rum and coke, thanks.
No ice. )

 

[sch00lteacher]

Debbie!

You look marvelouse, simply marvelouse my dear. I haven't seen you here in a long time. Of course it is me that doesn't come around these here parts that often these days.

Good to see you though!

 

[Debbie]

Debbie!

You look marelouse, simply marvelouse my dear. I haven't seen you here in a long time. Of course it is me that doesn't come around these here parts that often these days.

Good to see you though!

It is lovely to see you too!
Not often we are posting at the same time.

(You have a PM in a min.)

 

[bluespoke]

Hey!

Leave him alone. Don't like him or his threads? Don't open them. My god how hard is that to figure out.

"Oh I hate what he writes, here let me open this thread of his, yes there, see! I hate this! Oh the pain!"

I happen to count him among the few here I really really trust. He has never lied that I know of. He is not fake. He doesn't pretend to be who he isn't to please everyone.

Agreed, but do you think he will like my new AV?

 

[p_p_man]

Agreed, but do you think he will like my new AV?

He looks even more like Kryton from Red Dwarf or Captain Scarlet fighting the Mysteron terr'ists...

ppman

 

[p_p_man]

Re: Re: Re: I've a problem with p-man

Quickie
by debbiexxx
I see you looking at me
Giving me the brazen eye
You lick your lips, slowly
Yeah babe, I am your guy


Party music, noisy crowd
"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
You shout, really loud
I think "What good luck."

I nod, following you out
No kindly words or foreplay
Let's get it on, I want to shout
My prick wants it's own way

Struggling to pull and tear
Giving mutual pleasure a must
Derived from pant and thrust
Tossing clothes here and there

Giggling and laughing as we try
To stand up straight and screw
Your warm leg upon my thigh
My hard prick deep inside you

I grunt and gyrate my hips
You moan and sigh, lost in lust
Small screams escape from your lips
A quickie it is, the peak a must


( Mine's a rum and coke, thanks.
No ice. )

Hey! Nice poem.

I like it. My problem now is can I live up to the fantasy...




ps Morning schOOlteacher. Thanks for the testimonial...

 

[RTWudder]

PP Man is responsible for most of the threads at Lit that require thought. Which is perhaps why some people dislike him. No one wants to be confronted with reality and forced to have to make decisions that they might have to stand up for.

Most of the threads here are namby-pamby-pablum-puking-bullshit that remind me of late night talk shows, "So, tell us how wonderful you are in your new movie". I prefer thought provoking challenges that make me consider what I am saying and doing.

I belive it was Garth Brooks song that went "If you don't stand for something, you're gonna foall for anything".

Some of the posters here should try intellectual arguements instead of four letter insults if they disagree with PP Man, or anyone else. If you are unable to express a dissenting point of view in a complete sentence, then perhpas you don't have one.

 

[red_rose]

Hey!

Leave him alone. Don't like him or his threads? Don't open them. My god how hard is that to figure out.

"Oh I hate what he writes, here let me open this thread of his, yes there, see! I hate this! Oh the pain!"

I happen to count him among the few here I really really trust. He has never lied that I know of. He is not fake. He doesn't pretend to be who he isn't to please everyone.

If you have been here awhile you know what your going to get from him. So stay away, or in cases like mine, open the threads and see what he has to say. And just because I happen to trust him and like him, doesn't mean I agree with everything. I know him well enough to know that. Still I know it is honest.

Mumble mumble, mumble.

I know this was last night, but I have to say this anyhow.

GET OVER YOUR FUCKING SELF!

It's called a PARODY THREAD for cryin' out loud!!! (And I know you know what thread I was parodying, since you REPLIED to it.) For those who don't know, it was "I've a problem with Lit" - something along those lines - started by p-man.

My point?

I like the guy! He knows this!

I think his dietary choices are pretty disgusting, but otherwise, I don't have a problem with him!

If YOU'VE been here awhile, you'd know what you're going to get from me! SILLYNESS!




And, Bluespoke? *sigh* I would think you'd know me better than to take me seriously. But I'm guessing you were just agreeing with teach in that you dig the p-man.

Bah.

How seriously can you really take a girl who's giving you a raspberry in her av?



(And how seriously can you take someone who starts off her thread telling p-man what smilies to use???)

Double-bah.

END RANT


to all of you. Just

 

[sexy-girl]

i think redrose is trying to start some kind of war between the american and english posters ... i mean here we are many years at literotica without any criticism between usa and uk posters about our great nations until this ... for shame red rose for shame

 

[red_rose]

*hangs head in shame*



Don't get me started on CANADIANS!!

LOL - kidding!!!

 

[Debbie]

i think redrose is trying to start some kind of war between the american and english posters ... i mean here we are many years at literotica without any criticism between usa and uk posters about our great nations until this ... for shame red rose for shame

I, too think she is just a big troublemaker, hence my well thought out poem for her and p_p_man.
Parody my ass, next me thinks she will think she is posting on a porn board.
For shame, I say. What is the world coming to?
Perverted porn freaks parading parodicklikely preempting pranks, pricks and licks and preening promptly amongst prom queens and pornographic perverts.
p_p_man is like a preen perv amongst these other pro's and ho's.

 

[sexy-girl]

lol dont worry i'd join in ... i know all about canadians with having to live with one ... i dont think my girlfriend is a typical canadian though canadians are meant to be polite arent they ?

debbie i loved your poem