I've seen fjords!!!

[Lovepotion69]

Ok, I'm back people.

Sweden was nice, Oslo was hot, in Bergen I saw FJORDS, and Stockholm held a lot of women with perfect tits and nice cleavages, and tight jeans that started right above their crack/on top of the mound.

If I had been a guy/bisexual/lesbian I'd been in heaven...

/LP

 

[sunstruck]

Oh wait until Dillinger sees this thread.

Glad you had a nice vacation.

 

[Gord]

Hi Lovep enjoy your hols ?

 

[Dillinger]

Holy fuck! *reaching out to touch you - to get the second hand fjord experience*

Tell us all about it!

 

[sunstruck]

Holy fuck! *reaching out to touch you - to get the second hand fjord experience*

Tell us all about it!

See what I mean.

 

[Dillinger]

That's it - just one paragraph? We need detailed descriptions of these fjords! (Not to mention the women with perfect tits and nice cleavages.)

 

[sunstruck]

That's it - just one paragraph? We need detailed descriptions of these fjords! (Not to mention the women with perfect tits and nice cleavages.)

You have issues.

Is cleavages even a word?

 

[LukkyKnight]

I see the fjords becoming a metaphor for the erotic valleys of delight of the scandinavian women.

 

[Dillinger]

You have issues.

Is cleavages even a word?

Ask Lovepotion69 - I quoted her. But if cleavages means more than one cleavage, I'm all for it.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Pijing for the fnords.

Right, Dill?

 

[Dillinger]

What exactly is pijing, other than a provence in China?

 

[Susano]

Just one question: I didn't see the beginning of it, but was this whole fjord thing started by that innocent comment of Slartibartfast's in Douglas Adams' book, about how he really enjoyed making fjords, kind of considered them the artistic high point of the Earth?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

What exactly is pijing, other than a provence in China?

Think Dill, you'll work it out

 

[Dillinger]

Just one question: I didn't see the beginning of it, but was this whole fjord thing started by that innocent comment of Slartibartfast's in Douglas Adams' book, about how he really enjoyed making fjords, kind of considered them the artistic high point of the Earth?

No.

Yes.

Maybe.

Probably.

It was me, I swear.

 

[sunstruck]

I knew there was something familiar about the whole fjord thing!

Caught Dill!

 

[Dillinger]

You missed some threads, Struck - ole Slarty himself called me out:

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=87730&highlight=fjord

 

[sunstruck]

Well I can't be omnipresent ya know. I tried it, got migraines. Ah well, apparently I'm having a blonde day.

 

[Dillinger]

Would it perhaps be a blonde in a bikini day?

 

[sunstruck]

Would it perhaps be a blonde in a bikini day?

How about a red head in cut offs and a tank top?

 

[LukkyKnight]

...a red head in cut offs and a tank top?

Works for me.

 

[Susano]

Oh, silly me. Never saw that thread.
Personally, I'd interpret the Chef phonetically, and come up with a mental image of little pyramids peeing on everything. But that's just me. Fjords are much more appealing.

 

[Dillinger]

Works for me too.

 

[Dillinger]

Oh, silly me. Never saw that thread.
Personally, I'd interpret the Chef phonetically, and come up with a mental image of little pyramids peeing on everything. But that's just me. Fjords are much more appealing.

I think he actually meant pijing but refuses to edit his post. *lol*

 

[sunstruck]

Works for me.

In what way exactly?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Pijing for the fnords.

Right, Dill?

You still havent quite got there yet, have you.