Do I have this right? After a tough bike ride you call your "neighbor"over to slap your tits around. That is a very unusual post-exercise routine. What was next not seen in the video? An ice bath or something raunchier?Video:
There was also the soundman and the make-up girl.... nah, the slapper was filming and slapping. You can see him change hands in the video.
Bike:
I had a nice tail wind for the first part. When I turned around I was overtaken by 2 strong cyclists on aero bikes, so I pushed the pedals and sucked them ( their wheels.. ) for many km. It helped my overall average quite a bit. But when I did the final climb home, I was alone in the heat and I lost almost 2 km of average speed. But it was great and my best average of the season for a solo ride. My second best is 27.9!
My bike is a Sram Force AXS equipped Aurum Magma with 45mm profile Enve wheels, shod with continental 28mm tires
I lost the 2 handsome cyclists about 12 km from home. Maybe someome would want ro write à story about how différent it could have ended.
You most definitely have a very nice bike. I've never seen an Aurum Magma around here [Atl, Ga area]. I think those aero wheels are the biggest contributor to your speed, not to mention the hot chick on the bike. Still, your speed is impressive. I rode this morning with a 68 yr old female athlete recovering from two shoulder surgeries and we did 28 miles at 14.4 mph with 1400 ft of elev gain. A bit warm and humid. Ordinarily, depending on route, we'll do 15-17 mph. She has a Trek Madone with 50mm aero wheels. When she gets it cranked up, she flies by me. I have a Trek Emonda. It's not that fast of a bike. Wheels are so-so.
There are stories on Lit about bicycle hookups. You're a randy little thing, aren't you. I can only imagine what a hunky bicycle guy would think if you fell into his lap, if circumstances were conducive. I think tit slapping would be just the tip of the iceberg.
Sorry about the rain. That is when I switch to my Concept2 indoor rower. Try one sometime. Great exercise.
