Jacks Pillow talk!

[sereneone4u]

*grins, swings at sereneone4u butt with a firm one*

*runs away and grab a body pillow and starts pummeling you with it from a longer distance*

 

[sexy_hottie_2003]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsvkuu0w7Y1r4powlo1_r1_500.gif

 

[jack80]

So you know, I'll get you for that! Work calls!

Have fun with all the pillows

 

[MausAss]

I want to play and I play to win.




http://static2.fjcdn.com/comments/Your+cries+for+pain+is+his+lullabies+to+sleep+to+_6f171d9f4eac8cff83056e504bce0154.jpg

 

[sereneone4u]

I want to play and I play to win.




http://static2.fjcdn.com/comments/Your+cries+for+pain+is+his+lullabies+to+sleep+to+_6f171d9f4eac8cff83056e504bce0154.jpg

*grabs her bow and arrow and aims for your eye sockets*

 

[MausAss]

*Grabbing my gun!*

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-VoXCxtJ2ojg/Tiu-PDSTHsI/AAAAAAAA7oo/cbJOedfD_a8/s1600/1.jpg

Take that Serene!

 

[sereneone4u]

*Grabbing my gun!*

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-VoXCxtJ2ojg/Tiu-PDSTHsI/AAAAAAAA7oo/cbJOedfD_a8/s1600/1.jpg

Take that Serene!

That is a pillow gun.

I have a real bow and arrow.

Fear me!!!

 

[MausAss]

That is a pillow gun.

I have a real bow and arrow.

Fear me!!!

But, but... I only cut up one person sligthly... and

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/45201074.jpg

 

[sereneone4u]

But, but... I only cut up one person sligthly... and

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/45201074.jpg

All is fair in love, war and pillow fights.

 

[MausAss]

Oh yeah!

*hits you with a pillow in the back of your head*

 

[sereneone4u]

Oh yeah!

*hits you with a pillow in the back of your head*

*squirts you with a mega water gun*

 

[MausAss]

*puts on a diving mask and a snorkel*

Is that all you got?

 

[sereneone4u]

*puts on a diving mask and a snorkel*

Is that all you got?

Oh, I like you.

*pulls out fire hose and gets a friend to turn on the fire hydrant*

 

[MausAss]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/45201074.jpg

*runs away*

 

[sereneone4u]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/45201074.jpg

*runs away*

Pussy!

 

[MausAss]

Pussy!

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/8a8/7e3/ee4/resized/bay-sho-meme-generator-nobody-calls-me-a-pussy-ae3c42.jpg?1360024868.jpg

*runs towards you with my pillow*

TAKE THAT BACK!

 

[sereneone4u]

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/8a8/7e3/ee4/resized/bay-sho-meme-generator-nobody-calls-me-a-pussy-ae3c42.jpg?1360024868.jpg

*runs towards you with my pillow*

TAKE THAT BACK!

*hoses you down with the fire hose, blasting you backwards*

 

[MausAss]

"Blub, blub blubl blub!!!"

*flying backbwards trying to scream stuff before landing. Now completely wet I plot my revenge*

I will become waterman:

http://th04.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2010/080/9/9/mm_11_water_man_by_secretgoombaman12345.jpg

Can I borrow your hose, I need it for my waterman suite?

 

[sereneone4u]

"Blub, blub blubl blub!!!"

*flying backbwards trying to scream stuff before landing. Now completely wet I plot my revenge*

I will become waterman:

http://th04.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2010/080/9/9/mm_11_water_man_by_secretgoombaman12345.jpg

Can I borrow your hose, I need it for my waterman suite?

Don't you have your own hose?


*smirks*

 

[MausAss]

Don't you have your own hose?


*smirks*

But that hose is only for emergencies, like a fire or to help a damsel in distress. It wouldn't be responsible to use it in a fight like this, unless you are a damsel in distress and need me to put out your fire.

 

[mamasota]

But that hose is only for emergencies, like a fire or to help a damsel in distress. It wouldn't be responsible to use it in a fight like this, unless you are a damsel in distress and need me to put out your fire.

* thinking I missed all the fun*
serene you better watch out for Maus hose, he's a sucker for damsels!

*leaving a fluffed pillow for jack

 

[elli1]

hmmm, in the meantime I'll just...

http://s21.postimg.org/nhhyoctw7/ostrich_pillow.jpg

 

[MausAss]

*picks up the pillow mama left and hit elle and then runs away laughing hysterically*

"Whohaha, I'm so evil"

 

[elli1]

*picks up the pillow mama left and hit elle and then runs away laughing hysterically*

"Whohaha, I'm so evil"

luckily I was wearing my ostrich pillow! didn't feel a thing. *buahahahaaaa*
bring it on, pussy-man!

 

[MausAss]

luckily I was wearing my ostrich pillow! didn't feel a thing. *buahahahaaaa*
bring it on, pussy-man!

Pikachu I choose you!

http://i00.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/1159833598_4/Plush-toy-pokemon-75cm-pikachu-pillow-doll-super-large-dolls-birthday-gift-.jpg


Bring it on bitch! I'm going to go full pokemon all over your pretty little face!