Jacks Pillow talk!

[elli1]

Pikachu I choose you!

http://i00.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/1159833598_4/Plush-toy-pokemon-75cm-pikachu-pillow-doll-super-large-dolls-birthday-gift-.jpg


Bring it on bitch! I'm going to go full pokemon all over your pretty little face!

*throws a log at Pikatchu and watches him fall over*

wow, that was impressive

watch it, I've got some more
http://s17.postimg.org/5kwxqx9u7/log_pillow.jpg

 

[MausAss]

*throws a log at Pikatchu and watches him fall over*

wow, that was impressive

watch it, I've got some more
http://s17.postimg.org/5kwxqx9u7/log_pillow.jpg

Do you know what the weaknes of logs are?

Fire!

http://rlv.zcache.com/im_on_fire_pillow-r158d132bcecd4f28b60b13c5a824b450_i52ni_8byvr_324.jpg

Throws fire pillow at the log pillows. Take that Elli!

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Like me.

 

[elli1]

Do you know what the weaknes of logs are?

Fire!

http://rlv.zcache.com/im_on_fire_pillow-r158d132bcecd4f28b60b13c5a824b450_i52ni_8byvr_324.jpg

Throws fire pillow at the log pillows. Take that Elle!

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Like me.

no, NO, NOOOOOOOO!!! you can't be water man AND fire man!

*totally loses it*

http://s14.postimg.org/qbdrlih9d/pillow_thumb_572xauto_140615.jpg

 

[jack80]

My pillows!!! No!

Nad elli!

Bad maus!

*hits both over the head with a pillow*

 

[MausAss]

no, NO, NOOOOOOOO!!! you can't be water man AND fire man!

*totally loses it*

http://s14.postimg.org/qbdrlih9d/pillow_thumb_572xauto_140615.jpg

I am an Aquarius and my hair is on fire so yes I can.

I can also be nice and hit you with this pillow and Jack too.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-GprOTICgzB4/Tyq5YaH7NVI/AAAAAAAAAG0/sNS_QK4s16A/s400/wanties2.jpg

Sorry Jack but as Serene said, you can do whatever the hell you want in a pillow fight even using a fire hose against people.

 

[jack80]

My pillows are wet! On fire... hulk jack smash!!!

 

[Little_Sister]

I love pillow talk. Anyone have the giant silk and velvet pussy pillow from etsy yet? I want that one!

 

[elli1]

I love pillow talk. Anyone have the giant silk and velvet pussy pillow from etsy yet? I want that one!

nope, but these might be fun, too!

http://s15.postimg.org/r1jsrpgij/T2_ZKJd_Xg_XNXXXXXXXX_661628005.jpg

 

[Jaime_H]

Are cushions allowed?

 

[Little_Sister]

nope, but these might be fun, too!

http://s15.postimg.org/r1jsrpgij/T2_ZKJd_Xg_XNXXXXXXXX_661628005.jpg

Those are awesome!! I need those nips.

 

[elli1]

My pillows!!! No!

Nad elli!

Bad maus!

*hits both over the head with a pillow*

btw, jack, that hurt! and I've got footage I can use against you!!!!

http://i.imgur.com/JZLqwEV.gif

 

[MausAss]

btw, jack, that hurt! and I've got footage I can use against you!!!!

http://i.imgur.com/JZLqwEV.gif

That's not mean, that's just funny.

Pussy!

 

[jack80]

btw, jack, that hurt! and I've got footage I can use against you!!!!

http://i.imgur.com/JZLqwEV.gif

Now jack can drag elli to cave and have his way with her! To pillow cave!!

 

[elli1]

That's not mean, that's just funny.

Pussy!

look what jack did! you call this funny????????

http://s27.postimg.org/jmfxw4jj7/blood_puddle_pillows.jpg

 

[Jaime_H]

This is getting serious......

 

[MausAss]

look what jack did! you call this funny????????

http://s27.postimg.org/jmfxw4jj7/blood_puddle_pillows.jpg

That looks serious, let me get the pillow medic.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/rf/image_606w/2010-2019/WashingtonPost/2011/04/02/Local/Images/pl11.jpg

 

[Little_Sister]

Uh oh... does that mean you are headed to pillow jail now??
http://rlv.zcache.com/jail_time_ii_pictogram_throw_pillow-r1cfb3aa9c8384ca682ebc42c41f71f15_i5fqz_8byvr_512.jpg

 

[MausAss]

lol, I think we need to find police pillow first, besides if we all say it was an accident she should be safe either way.

"It was an accident, I saw him fall"

 

[Little_Sister]

lol, I think we need to find police pillow first, besides if we all say it was an accident she should be safe either way.

"It was an accident, I saw him fall"

No way! This is america damn it! Guilty until proven innocent!!

 

[elli1]

lol, I think we need to find police pillow first, besides if we all say it was an accident she should be safe either way.

"It was an accident, I saw him fall"

what are you talking about? I was the one who got hit!!
anyway, thanks for calling the doc, maus!

http://s27.postimg.org/9nrt5kc0z/bird_with_bandaged_head_pillow_r2b10dd8bbb8541cb.jpg

 

[MausAss]

No way! This is america damn it! Guilty until proven innocent!!

Okay, let's go with "Stand your ground" defense then. He clearly attacked her first and she saw a gun and only defended herself.

 

[Little_Sister]

Great news... Just found out who will be your cell mate. Lucky guy.

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/2304586_700b.jpg

 

[elli1]

Okay, let's go with "Stand your ground" defense then. He clearly attacked her first and she saw a gun and only defended herself.

you got it all wrong, maus! jack smacked my head and made me bleed....
but it's ok, my friend, I know you're a little 'special', after all

 

[MausAss]

you got it all wrong, maus! jack smacked my head and made me bleed....
but it's ok, my friend, I know you're a little 'special', after all

Oh crap and now I helped him get away with it too. You're special too.

http://www.commentsexy.com/Images/youre_special_comments/images/special1.gif

 

[Little_Sister]

lol
Your bush is so sparkly!