Jacks Pillow talk!

[MausAss]

too late for that! but I got 5 lives left... and you can practice on these

http://s30.postimg.org/t3mz9agb5/mouth_pillows.jpg

Okay I'm done practicing now I think I'm ready for the real thing now.

*hits fishy with a pillow for sneaking past me and scaring Elli*

 

[shmily]

*throws a pillow into the room to see who's here*

 

[elli1]

*crawls out of her pillow fort*
oops, I fell asleep.... anyone there?

 

[jack80]

*Was waiting for this moment* ATTACK! GET HER WITH THE PILLOWS!!!

 

[elli1]

*distracts jack with these*

http://s21.postimg.org/symocg88n/Download_1.jpg

then flees back into her fort....

 

[rubydlite]

Slinks in..first coffee of the day....he who spills it....gets a wet feather pillow

 

[jack80]

*distracts jack with these*

http://s21.postimg.org/symocg88n/Download_1.jpg

then flees back into her fort....

Damnit, she knows how to distract me... Foiled again! Don't make me huff.. and puff and blow your fort down!

Slinks in..first coffee of the day....he who spills it....gets a wet feather pillow

Eerrrrrrrrr..... *Looks at the pillow in his hand, back at Ruby....* Ah, screw it, you only live once! *Slaps her against her arm that is holding the coffee!*

Elli, can I come into your fort, I may have got Ruby a bit peeved at me!

 

[elli1]

Elli, can I come into your fort, I may have got Ruby a bit peeved at me!

hmm, are you gonna behave? if not, you're very welcome

 

[jack80]

hmm, are you gonna behave? if not, you're very welcome

Drat... of course I won't behave... what do I look like, an Good Jack?!

 

[elli1]

Drat... of course I won't behave... what do I look like, an Good Jack?!

well, come on in then!

 

[jack80]

well, come on in then!

Is this how your fort looks like?! With the word boys added on I bet!

 

[elli1]

http://s28.postimg.org/x4h1upd6l/tumblr_lcdd6e_WF1o1qz9n4ho1_500_2.jpg

didn't you see it earlier?
and why would I wanna keep the boys out?

 

[jack80]

didn't you see it earlier?
and why would I wanna keep the boys out?

No idea! *Sneaks into the pillow fort* You do have this up to code don't ya? Cause you know.... once we get it a rocking... it may come down on us. And that won't stop me!

 

[elli1]

No idea! *Sneaks into the pillow fort* You do have this up to code don't ya? Cause you know.... once we get it a rocking... it may come down on us. And that won't stop me!

bring it on! *tackles jack and starts with some dirty talk.... keep the pillow talk for later*

 

[jack80]

bring it on! *tackles jack and starts with some dirty talk.... keep the pillow talk for later*

Ah damn! *Pulls the curtain back on the entrance to the fort* I like!

So what's a nice girl like you, doing all alone in a pillow fort like this!

 

[rubydlite]

Damnit, she knows how to distract me... Foiled again! Don't make me huff.. and puff and blow your fort down!


Eerrrrrrrrr..... *Looks at the pillow in his hand, back at Ruby....* Ah, screw it, you only live once! *Slaps her against her arm that is holding the coffee!*

Elli, can I come into your fort, I may have got Ruby a bit peeved at me!

Now jack...that's not playing very safe....let me help you with that....

Elli.....dont let him hide...lol

 

[elli1]

Ah damn! *Pulls the curtain back on the entrance to the fort* I like!

So what's a nice girl like you, doing all alone in a pillow fort like this!

just 'cuddling' with myself and waiting for a nice man to come buy to help me out....

http://s13.postimg.org/8h0t3vs7r/images_1.jpg

 

[jack80]

Now jack...that's not playing very safe....let me help you with that....

Elli.....dont let him hide...lol

hhhhmmmmmmmm... I guess one might as well "wear" protection I guess. PILLOW CONDOMS!

just 'cuddling' with myself and waiting for a nice man to come buy to help me out....

http://s13.postimg.org/8h0t3vs7r/images_1.jpg

Hhehehehe

 

[elli1]

oh, thanks, ruby!

should have remembered that

http://s21.postimg.org/5s7du57lj/1_1_3_if_you_dont_use_a_condom_internet_meme_pil.jpg

and we really don't want any of those:

http://s21.postimg.org/rfwc4l7zr/baby_face_girl_yellow_pillow_r169ee0c0e8994f4481.jpg

 

[rubydlite]

hhhhmmmmmmmm... I guess one might as well "wear" protection I guess. PILLOW CONDOMS!

Hhehehehe

oh, thanks, ruby!

should have remembered that

http://s21.postimg.org/5s7du57lj/1_1_3_if_you_dont_use_a_condom_internet_meme_pil.jpg

and we really don't want any of those:

http://s21.postimg.org/rfwc4l7zr/baby_face_girl_yellow_pillow_r169ee0c0e8994f4481.jpg

Always looking out for fellow litsters

 

[jack80]

oh, thanks, ruby!

should have remembered that

http://s21.postimg.org/5s7du57lj/1_1_3_if_you_dont_use_a_condom_internet_meme_pil.jpg

and we really don't want any of those:

http://s21.postimg.org/rfwc4l7zr/baby_face_girl_yellow_pillow_r169ee0c0e8994f4481.jpg

LOL. Doh..... stupid is if you don't use one!

 

[Little_Sister]

Bringing in my pillow blankie to watch Elli's fort come crashing down. Hehe Anyone have popcorn?? I can share my blankie.
http://enpundit.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/pillow-blanket-1.jpeg

 

[MausAss]

I got some popcorns, but I can't eat them. They are just too cute, but you can have them if you like.

http://img0.etsystatic.com/007/0/5124256/il_340x270.393916052_hcx0.jpg

 

[KalIsBack]

*opens the door, steps inside, crowding the doorway*

Is this where I hit people with pillows?

*one pillow strapped to each arm, and an overwhelming urge to knock someone backwards with one pillow while yelling THIS IS SPARTA!!!!*

 

[sereneone4u]

*opens the door, steps inside, crowding the doorway*

Is this where I hit people with pillows?

*one pillow strapped to each arm, and an overwhelming urge to knock someone backwards with one pillow while yelling THIS IS SPARTA!!!!*

*comes up from behind you and smacks you hard with the biggest pillow I could find and then running of shrieking like the devil himself is following me*