Jacks Pillow talk!

[Anabiosis]

I got some popcorns, but I can't eat them. They are just too cute, but you can have them if you like.

http://img0.etsystatic.com/007/0/5124256/il_340x270.393916052_hcx0.jpg

So cute!

 

[KalIsBack]

*comes up from behind you and smacks you hard with the biggest pillow I could find and then running of shrieking like the devil himself is following me*

*realising after a moment that serene hit me, after thinking it was just the breeze wafting in behind me.*

*yelling out after you:*

You hit like a girl!

 

[sereneone4u]

*realising after a moment that serene hit me, after thinking it was just the breeze wafting in behind me.*

*yelling out after you:*

You hit like a girl!

*stops in my tracks and loads a pillow case with bricks*

 

[KalIsBack]

*stops in my tracks and loads a pillow case with bricks*

There she is.

*crossing my pillow-clad arms over my chest, standing my ground*

Now if you can throw that and manage to hit me, I'll show you one way to use a pillow that you've never known before.

But we've got to be in the bedroom to do it.

 

[sereneone4u]

There she is.

*crossing my pillow-clad arms over my chest, standing my ground*

Now if you can throw that and manage to hit me, I'll show you one way to use a pillow that you've never known before.

But we've got to be in the bedroom to do it.

*throws the bricks at you, one by one*

Don't underestimate me, Sir.

 

[KalIsBack]

*throws the bricks at you, one by one*

Don't underestimate me, Sir.

Cheating!

And Jack is going to be mad that you broke his lamp, his favourite vase, two windows, put a hole in the wall, and dinged up the floor.



I sense the wrath of the man with the boomstick coming on. So before we get there, how about you and I skedaddle and I'll show you my boomstick instead, and come on you?

 

[rubydlite]

Cheating!

And Jack is going to be mad that you broke his lamp, his favourite vase, two windows, put a hole in the wall, and dinged up the floor.



I sense the wrath of the man with the boomstick coming on. So before we get there, how about you and I skedaddle and I'll show you my boomstick instead, and come on you?

*Peeks in to see what all the noise is*
Whoa....I'm totally not getting busted for this.....you even got elli's fort...
Pillows...not bricks
This will take bribes Kal and Serene...

*slinks back out*
Lol

 

[KalIsBack]

*Peeks in to see what all the noise is*
Whoa....I'm totally not getting busted for this.....you even got elli's fort...
Pillows...not bricks
This will take bribes Kal and Serene...

*slinks back out*
Lol

Bribes... a bottle of Maker's Mark and a few good cigars... Same thing, right?

Eh. Perhaps a VS catalogue too. And a Brazzer's Premium pass.

 

[rubydlite]

Bribes... a bottle of Maker's Mark and a few good cigars... Same thing, right?

Eh. Perhaps a VS catalogue too. And a Brazzer's Premium pass.

What bricks...what noise? I was never here!
Now....hand over the catalogue....I have some shopping to do

 

[KalIsBack]

What bricks...what noise? I was never here!
Now....hand over the catalogue....I have some shopping to do

Would you be wanting the fall or spring catalogue?

 

[rubydlite]

Would you be wanting the fall or spring catalogue?

Both

 

[KalIsBack]

Both

*clicking tongue.*

One or t'other. *hands you one catalogue to examine, waiting for you to finish before taking it back and passing you the other*

Informed decisions are the best.

 

[rubydlite]

*clicking tongue.*

One or t'other. *hands you one catalogue to examine, waiting for you to finish before taking it back and passing you the other*

Informed decisions are the best.

*Hmpf*....and to think I had the power in this situation...

I'll take spring....since I'm in denial about fall....seeing as it's still winter....

*Goes and rebuilds fort and thumbs through the catalogue*

 

[sereneone4u]

*Hmpf*....and to think I had the power in this situation...

I'll take spring....since I'm in denial about fall....seeing as it's still winter....

*Goes and rebuilds fort and thumbs through the catalogue*

His negotiation skills are formidable.

 

[KalIsBack]

*Hmpf*....and to think I had the power in this situation...

I'll take spring....since I'm in denial about fall....seeing as it's still winter....

*Goes and rebuilds fort and thumbs through the catalogue*

Fair enough.

*helps you rebuild the fort, and slips you the Treasure Chest of Toys as an additional incentive to keep mum*

Enjoy.

*sets out VS catalogue, Makers Mark, and three cigars for Jack.*

 

[rubydlite]

[His negotiation skills are formidable.*]


I see that


But I get toys!!!!

 

[KalIsBack]

His negotiation skills are formidable.

Oi, you!

*playful smack on the behind* Back to the bedroom.

 

[sereneone4u]

Oi, you!

*playful smack on the behind* Back to the bedroom.

If an ambulance has to be called, then you bribed for nothing.

 

[KalIsBack]

If an ambulance has to be called, then you bribed for nothing.

Worth every minute of the explaining I'll have to do.

 

[KalIsBack]

[His negotiation skills are formidable.*]


I see that


But I get toys!!!!

Only because I'm a nice guy.

Oh, and because Serene won't need them with me around.

 

[fishyfingers]

Oh, man. What happened in this place? Need to call in some help...

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NDg2WDUwMQ==/z/wj0AAOxyuDpSFMzg/$(KGrHqZHJFMFIDU(O!8FBSFMzgBLe!~~60_3.JPG

 

[Greeneyedcanadian]

Now I am already missing my pillow with all the pillow talk.

 

[fishyfingers]

Don't be like that... How about this one....?

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NjUwWDQ4OA==/z/3IIAAOxy3zNSksYi/$_12.JPG

 

[Greeneyedcanadian]

That works on so many levels...lol

 

[fishyfingers]

I'm quite fond of it.

The other alternative was this one....

http://www.orangeonions.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/1000x1000/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/g/i/giantbanana_copy.jpg