Jade's World

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Just a few random thoughts for the day . . .

- My tolerance for idiots is extremely low these days. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously there's a new strain out there.

- Me, sobbing: "I can't see you anymore... I'm not going to let you hurt me again. My Trainer: "It was one sit-up.”

- Apparently RSVPing to a wedding invitation "Maybe next time" isn't the correct response.

- Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it the most never use it.

- God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then he made the earth round. . . and laughed and laughed and laughed.
 
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