JerseyJade
Jade
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Okay... I'll do my best.I’ll take anything involving peanut butter and chocolate. I’m on my way. Hold him there for like the next 8 hours

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Okay... I'll do my best.I’ll take anything involving peanut butter and chocolate. I’m on my way. Hold him there for like the next 8 hours

Pfft.... you just mad because Buddy (dog) calls you out on your bs and liesShe only got you one because you have no friends. And that goes for the dog, too.![]()
I have a push-up for youI'm waiting for the ice cream truck to come around.
I can see us doing that.Pfft.... you just mad because Buddy (dog) calls you out on your bs and lies
Oh and this is sssooo us JJ
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If anyone can make a guy do what they want it’s youOkay... I'll do my best.![]()
Well I can be persuasive when I want to be.If anyone can make a guy do what they want it’s you![]()

Uh, huh.Especially when your on your knees pleading your case
I don't know about for 8 hours, though. 
Quit quitting you quitterUh, huh.I don't know about for 8 hours, though.
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Well I wasn't talking about me.. I just don't think the ice cream man could go for 8 hours.Quit quitting you quitter![]()

Well I wasn't talking about me.. I just don't think the ice cream man could go for 8 hours.![]()
Yea yea yea....Well I wasn't talking about me.. I just don't think the ice cream man could go for 8 hours.![]()
C’mon, I encourage you both. You two are like watching a burlesque show!Don't encourage her!!!![]()
It's all fun and games until JJ loses an eyeC’mon, I encourage you both. You two are like watching a burlesque show!![]()
You watch your mouth, SirPeckerHeadGonnaFeelMyFistYouKeepUpThatShit!Don't encourage her!!!![]()

Yea yea yea.... LadyIsAllTalkButWantsMeToPunishHerYou watch your mouth, SirPeckerHeadGonnaFeelMyFistYouKeepUpThatShit!![]()
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You keep messin' with my friends, you're gonna know what punishment is! I don't mess with your friends, so don't mess with mine!Yea yea yea.... LadyIsAllTalkButWantsMeToPunishHer![]()

Thank goodness I no longer have to say you're a friendYou keep messin' with my friends, you're gonna know what punishment is! I don't mess with your friends, so don't mess with mine!
Oh wait.. you have no friends. Never mind.![]()
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Just know, the friends that you do have love you... and that's all that matters. Unfortunately for me, I'm stuck being one of those friends, so that's something I have to deal with every... FUCKING... day!Thank goodness I no longer have to say you're a friend
Pfft I may not be quite as popular as you... but I got a few![]()


Couldn't help but picture this poor bastard from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, after 8 hours of non-stop "Jading"...Well I wasn't talking about me.. I just don't think the ice cream man could go for 8 hours.![]()
Is the theory she could suck the flesh out of a guy?Couldn't help but picture this poor bastard from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, after 8 hours of non-stop "Jading"...
https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.8a403f0c2ab320ead6e252b26a811f06?rik=X%2bGKFAmFweStXg&riu=http%3a%2f%2fimages4.fanpop.com%2fimage%2fphotos%2f19000000%2fThe-Last-Crusade-Screencap-indiana-jones-19000815-1024-440.jpg&ehk=%2bz6dVO8dbadHqaP%2bYZ2W2%2bLXwVuaeAU4ce3uvxrNvpY%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0
"Yeah, I don't think he's going to be able get you that ice cream cone now. We should probably get him to a hospital."
Did I read fistyou?You watch your mouth, SirPeckerHeadGonnaFeelMyFistYouKeepUpThatShit!![]()
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Nooo. I was thinking more like "essence drain." The real problem with that picture is he is missing that, "I can't get this smile off my face! Oh, damn, I'm dying." But really, where do you find that look?Is the theory she could suck the flesh out of a guy?