winterhart76649
Teasing Sub - catch me
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*Stripping off my clothes I stalk between BD and Au with a come hither look*
or I would if I had anytime R/L work calls.
or I would if I had anytime R/L work calls.
Jail's Cell
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Blue Dolphin
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winterhart76649 said:
He he he
And so would I winter, very much so
FantasySlut
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Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [[[[[[[[[[[[[[ blue ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]Blue Dolphin said:
Its okay hun.....Im fine....you did nothing wrong sweets.....I just wanted to help, but tis nothing I can do
Hey!!
Ill still feck ya
omahaman2
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Oman from jail receives a letter from jenny: "Dear Oman, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?" The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter: "Dear jenny,, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money." A week or so later, he received another letter from jenny: "Dear Oman, You wouldn't believe what happened, some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up all the back garden." The prisoner wrote another letter back: "Dear jenny, now is the best time to plant the lettuce."
KnightWing
Trouble...
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Hey all,,, just getting ready to watch the Hockey game,,,, Jail will probably be wearing her Flames jersey................. Oh here she is now... Later all,,,, that ain't no Flames jersey!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Blue Dolphin
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This is cute
Six year old boy to his father.
"Daddy, where did I come from, and how was I born?
Slightly perplexed and embarassed father.
"Well son, it was like this.
Your Mommy and I met in an internet chatroom, we would talk every night.
Then we started e mailing, and using yahoo messenger.
So we agreed to meet, this began happening regularly, in a cyber cafe.
Eventually Mommy decided that I had something that she needed badly.
And we agreed to download it from my hard drive.
Then, once I started to upload, we both realised that neither of us had firewall protection, but by then it was far too late to press delete.
And, nine months later, we got a pop-up.
"You have male."
Six year old boy to his father.
"Daddy, where did I come from, and how was I born?
Slightly perplexed and embarassed father.
"Well son, it was like this.
Your Mommy and I met in an internet chatroom, we would talk every night.
Then we started e mailing, and using yahoo messenger.
So we agreed to meet, this began happening regularly, in a cyber cafe.
Eventually Mommy decided that I had something that she needed badly.
And we agreed to download it from my hard drive.
Then, once I started to upload, we both realised that neither of us had firewall protection, but by then it was far too late to press delete.
And, nine months later, we got a pop-up.
"You have male."
FantasySlut
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Blue Dolphin said:
LOL LOL Tooooo funny {{{{{{{{{BD}}}}}}}}}....Thanks for sharing......Good MOAning to you as well.....and loads of hot wet sloppyyyy kissess liccccksssss n succkkssssssss
Blue Dolphin
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FantasySlut said:
And back at ya sexy, in triplicate
pssst
Did ya hear about the female ventriloquist,
who scared the life out of her gynaecologist?
FantasySlut
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lol, Ummmmmmm no.......Blue Dolphin said:And back at ya sexy, in triplicate
pssst
Did ya hear about the female ventriloquist,
who scared the life out of her gynaecologist?
Blue Dolphin
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FantasySlut said:lol, Ummmmmmm no.......
or the Ho
that always put poerfume on her ankles?
Knowing that it would end up behind her ears anway.
