Jail's Cell

au_man said:
Woo Hoo :nana:

Ya just made my Hump Day special... :kiss:

* swoops Winter into my arms, carries her into my cell and fecks her silly. :rose: :kiss: :rose:

*Bows* no thank you Au you made my day special but work calls and i have to sign off Grrr always happens when i get realy into posting
 
Never shall I forget the days I spent with you. Continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
- Ludwig van Beethoven

"Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light."
- Helen Keller

"Happiness is time spent with a friend and looking foward to sharing time with them again."
- Lee Wilkinson
 
IT WAS BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAT I NEEDED TO MAKE IT CLEAR THAT NO ONE IS TARGETED WITH THIS LITTLE FUNNY THING HERE. SO NO ONE GET THEIR PANTIES IN A WAD. I AM NOT DIRECTING IT TO ANYONE. SO PLEASE DONT THINK THAT. THANK YOU AND ENJOY THIS POST..







No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him

The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good ones are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon.

There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy...like nailing jelly to a tree for example

Men play the game; women know the score

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.


When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
 
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peachheart said:
IT WAS BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAT I NEEDED TO MAKE IT CLEAR THAT NO ONE IS TARGETED WITH THIS LITTLE FUNNY THING HERE. SO NO ONE GET THEIR PANTIES IN A WAD. I AM NOT DIRECTING IT TO ANYONE. SO PLEASE DONT THINK THAT. THANK YOU AND ENJOY THIS POST..







No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him

The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good ones are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon.

There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy...like nailing jelly to a tree for example

Men play the game; women know the score

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.


When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.


YES,Don't get your panties in a wad. Get them in the mail!
Deb emailed me and asked me for my panties. And yours. Nah, she’s not a freaky freak who wants your nasty ol’, skanky ol’ panties. She is helping to "clothe the booties left bare by Katrina."

Operation Panty Drop is a great way to get behind a good cause. Because really, who wants to hang out in funky drawers? I certainly don’t. For that matter, I don’t want you to either. The evacuees certainly don’t want to have to and they certainly don’t want your old stained underwear, either. This is all about that new panty feeling. Come on, you know what I am talking about! You get all happy in new butt-duds, too.

Here is a snippet from the Operation Panty Drop website. Go on. Get your butt in gear and join us!

Operation Panty Drop

We have teamed up with Geeks for Hire to collect new and unused underwear for the Katrina evacuees. All sizes are needed, from kids to plus sized, from y-fronts to boxers and boxer briefs. We’ve got a PO Box set up where you can send the knickers (relatively cheap as they’re light). Our donations will be sent to Northwest Assistance Ministries in Houston.
 
“A real friend is someone who you can sit in complete silence with and still walk away feeling like you just had the best conversation of your life.”

“True friendship is when two friends can walk in opposite directions, yet remain side by side.”

“Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart.”

"We will be friends until forever, just you wait see." - Pooh Bear

"My friend, if I could give you one thing, I would wish for you the ability to see yourself as others see you. Then you would realize what a truly special person you are."
 
omahaman2 said:
“A real friend is someone who you can sit in complete silence with and still walk away feeling like you just had the best conversation of your life.”

“True friendship is when two friends can walk in opposite directions, yet remain side by side.”

“Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart.”

"We will be friends until forever, just you wait see." - Pooh Bear

"My friend, if I could give you one thing, I would wish for you the ability to see yourself as others see you. Then you would realize what a truly special person you are."

omahaman, I just stole this to quote in another thread... Thanks - this is perfect...
 
ummm since the warden is on vaction for a bit.(she will be back.) it looks like ummmm i am in charge. (OH GOD THERE GOES THE THREAD)

i will try to be here when i can. i have just started a new job. ugghhhh




huggggggggggggs and kissssssssses Everyone who wants them..

Hoping You all have a great day/night..
 
peachheart said:
ummm since the warden is on vaction for a bit.(she will be back.) it looks like ummmm i am in charge. (OH GOD THERE GOES THE THREAD)

i will try to be here when i can. i have just started a new job. ugghhhh




huggggggggggggs and kissssssssses Everyone who wants them..

Hoping You all have a great day/night..
does this mean you get to join me in solitary? ;)
 
peachheart said:
ummm since the warden is on vaction for a bit.(she will be back.) it looks like ummmm i am in charge. (OH GOD THERE GOES THE THREAD)

i will try to be here when i can. i have just started a new job. ugghhhh




huggggggggggggs and kissssssssses Everyone who wants them..

Hoping You all have a great day/night..
OMFG!!!

A new warden????

Do we have to lick your boots??? Please???
 
hey now. i am not that bad.. you do have to do the dishes and clean all the cells.. oh and ummmm on the sharing of things well lets just say in due time LOL
 
peachheart said:
ummm since the warden is on vaction for a bit.(she will be back.) it looks like ummmm i am in charge. (OH GOD THERE GOES THE THREAD)

i will try to be here when i can. i have just started a new job. ugghhhh




huggggggggggggs and kissssssssses Everyone who wants them..

Hoping You all have a great day/night..

Congratulations, Peach.
 
Good morning, cellmates. Just popping in to say hello and hope you are all doing well.

Yes, peach is officially the new Warden. Please treat her well.

For all of you who have sent me pms concerned about my well-being, I will reply to you eventually. As my profile states, only one can bring me back.


hugs and kisses to all
 
Jail said:
Good morning, cellmates. Just popping in to say hello and hope you are all doing well.

Yes, peach is officially the new Warden. Please treat her well.

For all of you who have sent me pms concerned about my well-being, I will reply to you eventually. As my profile states, only one can bring me back.


hugs and kisses to all

Good morning, Jail. Glad to see you.
 
Jail said:
Good morning, cellmates. Just popping in to say hello and hope you are all doing well.

Yes, peach is officially the new Warden. Please treat her well.

For all of you who have sent me pms concerned about my well-being, I will reply to you eventually. As my profile states, only one can bring me back.


hugs and kisses to all


hope you are feeling better Jail, have a good weekend Punkin.....loves ya :kiss:
 
peachheart said:
ummm since the warden is on vaction for a bit.(she will be back.) it looks like ummmm i am in charge. (OH GOD THERE GOES THE THREAD)

i will try to be here when i can. i have just started a new job. ugghhhh




huggggggggggggs and kissssssssses Everyone who wants them..

Hoping You all have a great day/night..

:nana: Happy Friday Cellmates :nana: ​

((((((((((((Peach)))))))))))) loads of kisses, licks, humps bumps and grinds for the new Warden... :rose: and enough for anyone who wants any... :heart:

((((((((((((Jail))))))))))))... :heart:

^5's for the guys...
 
thank you all for everything. i will try my best at keeping this thread up and moving. for those of youthat dont know me i am shy*COUGHS*.. but Jaily is my bestest friend in the whole wide world.. and i know in my heart she will be back to take her spot as the Warden.. i am only a temp.. so please continue enjoying and posting on the thread..


Hugggggggggggggggggggggs and kissssssssssssses and everything else anyone wants
 
ccnyman said:
Peach, I hope you'll remember that I've always been nice to you.

Of course i do.. Everyone has been very nice to me.. no one has ever been mean.. but then again i dont give people much of a chance to be mean.LOL
 
peachheart said:
Of course i do.. Everyone has been very nice to me.. no one has ever been mean.. but then again i dont give people much of a chance to be mean.LOL

Darn! Can't expect any special favors from you if everyone else has been nice.
 
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