Jail's Cell

[Jail]

Option B

hiya, (((((Vic))))

 

[Jail]

well running naked through the thread reminds me too much of a Benny Hill tv episode, and behaving and Jail in the same sentence is unheard of, because by sheer definition, a JAIL is a place of holding of people that do nothing but MIS Behave, so i'll let you ride to your hearts content,
the train is leaving, all aboard?

*climbs on, grabs his "whistle" and starts blowing* chewwwwww chewwwww

 

[Archangel_5607]

*climbs on, grabs his "whistle" and starts blowing* chewwwwww chewwwww

you chew, and your going to have to find a new conductor

 

[Jail]

you chew, and your going to have to find a new conductor

Awwwwww, baby, I only nibble. You know that.

 

[LuckyVic]

hiya, (((((Vic))))

Hi hun

 

[Archangel_5607]

Awwwwww, baby, I only nibble. You know that.

*chuckles* but of course, but you made it sound like it was beef jerky!!!

 

[Jail]

*chuckles* but of course, but you made it sound like it was beef jerky!!!

Want me to jerk your beef, baby?

 

[Archangel_5607]

Want me to jerk your beef, baby?

Ive heard of snapping it to a slim jim, but this is ridiculous

 

[Jail]

Ive heard of snapping it to a slim jim, but this is ridiculous

don't let your meat loaf

 

[Archangel_5607]

don't let your meat loaf

*sticks his meatloaf in the oven too marinate for an hr or so*

 

[Jail]

*sticks his meatloaf in the oven too marinate for an hr or so*

Don't let it burn, baby.........that "oven" is pretty hot right now.

 

[Archangel_5607]

Don't let it burn, baby.........that "oven" is pretty hot right now.

tight fit too, it was a pretty big meatloaf,
*uses forklift to get it in the oven?*

(psh, doubtful)
*when i want your opinion dummy i'll pull your string*
(when i want you to bleed, i'll kick your ass)

{fight with himself ensues}

 

[Jail]

tight fit too, it was a pretty big meatloaf,
*uses forklift to get it in the oven?*

(psh, doubtful)
*when i want your opinion dummy i'll pull your string*
(when i want you to bleed, i'll kick your ass)

{fight with himself ensues}

*sits back, shaking my head...........then does myself, while I wait*

 

[Archangel_5607]

*sits back, shaking my head...........then does myself, while I wait*

*perks at her doing herself* here, let me take care of that,
*Does Jail*

 

[pink]

*peeking in*

 

[Archangel_5607]

*peeking in*

*winks at pink*

 

[Jail]

*perks at her doing herself* here, let me take care of that,
*Does Jail*

*cummmmmmmmmmmmmms* damn, baby, that's not meat loaf.....that's tube steak

 

[Jail]

*peeking in*

*peeks back*

 

[Archangel_5607]

*cummmmmmmmmmmmmms* damn, baby, that's not meat loaf.....that's tube steak

*keeps taking the tube steak in and out of her oven*
gotta keep an eye on it, make sure it doesn't burn, but plenty of marinate on it
*drives the steak deeper into the back of the oven*

 

[Jail]

*keeps taking the tube steak in and out of her oven*
gotta keep an eye on it, make sure it doesn't burn, but plenty of marinate on it
*drives the steak deeper into the back of the oven*

mmmmmmmmmmm *rubs tummy* I'm stuffed

 

[Archangel_5607]

mmmmmmmmmmm *rubs tummy* I'm stuffed

*ding* meatloaf is marinated and oh shit, we over cooked it, starting to shink and shivel up some

 

[Jail]

*ding* meatloaf is marinated and oh shit, we over cooked it, starting to shink and shivel up some

That's ok, baby, I have some moisture to bring it back to plumpness

 

[Archangel_5607]

That's ok, baby, I have some moisture to bring it back to plumpness

do you ever... *waves hello to pink* hey peeping tom, i mean pink!

 

[LuckyVic]

That's ok, baby, I have some moisture to bring it back to plumpness

mmmmm moisture.

 

[Archangel_5607]

mmmmm moisture.

hit the nail on the head there Vic
*nods n' shit*