Jail's Cell

[Archangel_5607]

*slides around to your front with my tongue already extended.........lifts your concealed weapon, tasting for anything suspicious*

*hands in the air, and spreads his legs*
yes officer, i remember the routine

 

[Jail]

*hands in the air, and spreads his legs*
yes officer, i remember the routine

You know you're gonna be taken now, don't you?

 

[Archangel_5607]

You know you're gonna be taken now, don't you?

oh the horror, everyone watch in case there's police brutality, i'll need witnesses

 

[Jail]

oh the horror, everyone watch in case there's police brutality, i'll need witnesses

roze will be back to lurk shortly, baby


now, in the meantime.............................
*swirls my tongue around the barrel's head*

 

[Archangel_5607]

roze will be back to lurk shortly, baby
now, in the meantime.............................
*swirls my tongue around the barrel's head*

*groans at the skill of his frisker*
there should be a law against this

 

[Jail]

*groans at the skill of his frisker*
there should be a law against this

There is. It's called Jail's Law.............You have to be thoroughly frisked and any concealed weapons must be emptied.

We can't have you, spraying bullets all over the Cell now, can we?

 

[rozezwild]

roze will be back to lurk shortly, baby


now, in the meantime.............................
*swirls my tongue around the barrel's head*

LURK

 

[rozezwild]

There is. It's called Jail's Law.............You have to be thoroughly frisked and any concealed weapons must be emptied.

We can't have you, spraying bullets all over the Cell now, can we?

SPEW alert

 

[Jail]

LURK

PURK

 

[Jail]

SPEW alert

You spew your bullets, my love, while roze spews her Pepsi again

 

[Archangel_5607]

There is. It's called Jail's Law.............You have to be thoroughly frisked and any concealed weapons must be emptied.

We can't have you, spraying bullets all over the Cell now, can we?

Speaking of Spew.....*empties his concealed weapon*
if this were another police officer i'd feel quite violated right about now

 

[rozezwild]

You spew your bullets, my love, while roze spews her Pepsi again

Oh hell my sides fucking hurt

 

[Jail]

Speaking of Spew.....*empties his concealed weapon*
if this were another police officer i'd feel quite violated right about now

*swallows the bullets, so that they don't get reused*

SPEW ALERT FOR ROZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jail]

Oh hell my sides fucking hurt

You want Arch to take care of that for ya? He's great at massages

 

[rozezwild]

*swallows the bullets, so that they don't get reused*

SPEW ALERT FOR ROZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh you are a fucking brat-- sweet adorable brat

 

[rozezwild]

You want Arch to take care of that for ya? He's great at massages

Maybe he can get this crink outta my neck

 

[Archangel_5607]

*swallows the bullets, so that they don't get reused*

SPEW ALERT FOR ROZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*ducks out of the way of incoming pepsi splatter*
tell your deputy to stop shooting blanks at me sherriff, i emptied my gun as instructed!!!

 

[rozezwild]

*ducks out of the way of incoming pepsi splatter*
tell your deputy to stop shooting blanks at me sherriff, i emptied my gun as instructed!!!

oh hell i am crying i am laughing so hard

 

[Jail]

*ducks out of the way of incoming pepsi splatter*
tell your deputy to stop shooting blanks at me sherriff, i emptied my gun as instructed!!!

Roze? get your Deputy badge out, it's gonna be a wild night

 

[Archangel_5607]

Maybe he can get this crink outta my neck

*gives Roze a deep massage, using his fingers to relax the muscles in her neck and shoulders, rolling out all the tension and holiday stress*

*offers her some milk and penis cookies*

 

[Jail]

*gives Roze a deep massage, using his fingers to relax the muscles in her neck and shoulders, rolling out all the tension and holiday stress*

*offers her some milk and penis cookies*

*sits back and watches, slapping my hand against my thigh as I laugh my fucking ass off*

Oooooooh Roze, get those penis cookies, while they're still hot

 

[Archangel_5607]

*sits back and watches, slapping my hand against my thigh as I laugh my fucking ass off*

Oooooooh Roze, get those penis cookies, while they're still hot

but be careful damnit, some of em are cream filled, if you bit too hard, they spit

 

[Jail]

but be careful damnit, some of em are cream filled, if you bit too hard, they spit

do you think she gobbled them all up already?

 

[Archangel_5607]

do you think she gobbled them all up already?

That depends, they're pretty big penis cookies,

 

[Jail]

That depends, they're pretty big penis cookies,

How come I didn't get one then?