Jail
Mrs. Flameman
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oh good, a fruit salad.trojan999 said:I've got a couple of plums as well as a![]()
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oh good, a fruit salad.trojan999 said:I've got a couple of plums as well as a![]()
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Welcome to my Cell, 4Jonas4Jonas said:HI Jail.. thanks for stopping by the thread I started.. figured I would return the favor...![]()

Jail said:oh good, a fruit salad.![]()
Jail said:hehehe where you moving too? Are you gonna come visit me?![]()

lol noooooooo not in jailGingerDom said:What in jail???.........err..........forgive me, but I would rather meet you in more pleasant surroundings................he he he....
If you are a fellow UKer then I would gladly, and dearly, love to meet you........![]()

I took the banana out and was testing the plumstrojan999 said:I thought it was rude to talk with a mouthful lol

Jail said:I took the banana out and was testing the plums![]()
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Well, my darling..................we need nuts to go with the banana sundae...............you in?Archangel_5607 said:*covers his virgin eyes*
*keeps his two cents to himself on THAT comment*

Jail said:Well, my darling..................we need nuts to go with the banana sundae...............you in?![]()
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Jail said:lol noooooooo not in jail
I wish I was in the UK, dear heart, but I'm still in the Commonwealth![]()
I'll get the bed................erm, I mean I make sure my house is tidy if you come to visit.GingerDom said:Awwwwww just my rotten luck..............well you never know when I may be over your way.......![]()
*my cream starting to ooze over the banana* mmmmhmmm it has been awhile since we've shared this type of dessert, babyArchangel_5607 said:*offers his banana to her, brushing it against her cherry*
haven't made a sundae with you in days

Jail said:Welcome to my Cell, 4Jonas![]()
You will also meet my cellmates. They're all a great bunch of prisoners.
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hehehe Oh don't worry, I'll think of something special for you. I do check for all concealed weapons, you know.4Jonas said:Prisoners hey? What must one do to be taken captive? Whatever it is, count me in.
Alrighty then *turns you to face the wall, spreads your legs and starts frisking your inner thighs*4Jonas said:Well theres this nightstick you see.... Hmmm maybe I will let you frisk me first to see if you can find it.

Jail said:Alrighty then *turns you to face the wall, spreads your legs and starts frisking your inner thighs*![]()
No, not yet..........I have to strip search you and make sure you're not hiding anything on your person4Jonas said:Wow, you knew just where to look!! Am i under arrest?

Jail said:No, not yet..........I have to strip search you and make sure you're not hiding anything on your person![]()

What horny criminals would not wanna be in Jail?4Jonas said:Strip search?!? You will get no resistance from me.. Who says crime doesnt pay?![]()
