Jail's Cell

[Shimp]

I think you'd better put the weapon in the holster and empty the barrel.

stands up and parts your cheeks, as you hold on to a table....putting my weapon in the holster..wait Im not sure it fits,,,let me slide it in and out to work out the kinks...here this straberry stuff will help.

 

[Jail]

stands up and parts your cheeks, as you hold on to a table....putting my weapon in the holster..wait Im not sure it fits,,,let me slide it in and out to work out the kinks...here this straberry stuff will help.

*cumsssssssssssssssssssssss* ooooops...........I mean


*fireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

 

[Shimp]

*cumsssssssssssssssssssssss* ooooops...........I mean


*fireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

shoots.....hey I think I have more bullets in the truck,,,,I wait I think I have a acient ninja tounge,,,they are registered weapons you know.

 

[Jail]

shoots.....hey I think I have more bullets in the truck,,,,I wait I think I have a acient ninja tounge,,,they are registered weapons you know.

In the truck? What is it? A Ford?

F - fucking

O - out

R - reloading

D - dick

 

[peachheart]

oh yeah that is when your going to montana or tenn. crap i cant remember

 

[Jail]

oh yeah that is when your going to montana or tenn. crap i cant remember

LOL and Utah and Nevada

 

[peachheart]

Cool

 

[Jail]

Cool

*gets my US pennies out and starts rolling* I hope I win big on the penny slots

 

[Shimp]

In the truck? What is it? A Ford?

F - fucking

O - out

R - reloading

D - dick

no JEEP
Just
Emptied
Ento
Pussy

the into part was all I could think of ...

 

[peachheart]

most of the casinos dont have the coin ones anymore. they take dollars only

 

[Shagly]

Darn it, Where is that warden!

Her Deputy friend just shot his gun into the floor almost hitting his foot.

 

[Jail]

no JEEP
Just
Emptied
Ento
Pussy

the into part was all I could think of ...

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Good one!!!!!!!

 

[Jail]

most of the casinos dont have the coin ones anymore. they take dollars only

I know, hun, I was just kiddin'

 

[Jail]

Darn it, Where is that warden!

Her Deputy friend just shot his gun into the floor almost hitting his foot.

*staggers into the Cell all cocky-like* Sumthin ya need there, sonny?

 

[Screech]

hiya (((((Screech))))) How ya feeling today, hun?

Can't sleep Jail sweetie

My voice is back, but now I got a nasty caugh when I breathe too deeply...

Oh woe is me!

 

[bmw1080]

most of the casinos dont have the coin ones anymore. they take dollars only

Don't worry, none of the guys here will have a problem finding the slot. years of practice.

Now where is the jailer, just when I feel like doing a bit of molesting hehe....


Lock me up Jail!

 

[Shimp]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Good one!!!!!!!

thanks,,,,glad to make you giggle.

 

[Shagly]

*staggers into the Cell all cocky-like* Sumthin ya need there, sonny?

Yes there is, tell Barney 5 to quit playing with his 6 gun indoors, he woke up the drunk tank.

 

[Jail]

Can't sleep Jail sweetie

My voice is back, but now I got a nasty caugh when I breathe too deeply...

Oh woe is me!

*puts Screech into the spare cell. Fills up the vaporizer and gently smears some Vicks on his chest*

That should help your cough, hun.

*takes him some iced orange juice, Nyquil, and some Tylenol* You just sit back and relax

 

[Jail]

Don't worry, none of the guys here will have a problem finding the slot. years of practice.

Now where is the jailer, just when I feel like doing a bit of molesting hehe....


Lock me up Jail!

LOL yeah, and these slots don't need coins.

What do you need locking up for, bmw?

 

[Jail]

thanks,,,,glad to make you giggle.

You always make me giggle, hun

 

[Screech]

*puts Screech into the spare cell. Fills up the vaporizer and gently smears some Vicks on his chest*

That should help your cough, hun.

*takes him some iced orange juice, Nyquil, and some Tylenol* You just sit back and relax

You're too kind Jail! But I can't relax too much. I gotta leave here for the capitalistic slave drivers in 2 hours

But I promise I'll pay you back

 

[txnstud]

so what does it take for a guy to get locked up for around here

 

[Screech]

so what does it take for a guy to get locked up for around here

Exposure to the warden or deputy is a good start

 

[Jail]

Yes there is, tell Barney 5 to quit playing with his 6 gun indoors, he woke up the drunk tank.

That wasn't Barney, that was peachheart. She was cleaning weapons. Do you want me to turn out the lights, Otis?