Jail's Cell

ccnyman said:
Jail, I'm trying for a little sympathy here.

^^ Tries to look as if he needs sympathy. ^^
sympathy eh? ok, you got it, ccny *puts his head on my boob and strokes his head*
 
Awwwww sooooo sorry au_man.....I guess all that crossing I did, didn't help.....ill uncross now hun

:kiss: :kiss: {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{au_man}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} :kiss: :kiss:

There'll be something else hun
 
Dumpling said:
Hugssss~Smoochies & good Night :kiss: s to you all :)
hiya ((((((((((((((((((Dumpling)))))))))))))))))))))))) :rose: :kiss: :rose:

you missed my strip :D
 
Jail said:
hiya ((((((((((((((((((Dumpling)))))))))))))))))))))))) :rose: :kiss: :rose:

you missed my strip :D
Been busy all Day but I read it afterward ~that was quite a Show you put on Babe :D ~~~ :kiss: :kiss: ~
 
FantasySlut said:
Awwwww sooooo sorry au_man.....I guess all that crossing I did, didn't help.....ill uncross now hun

:kiss: :kiss: {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{au_man}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} :kiss: :kiss:

There'll be something else hun

Thanks Fantasy... Wet sloppy kisses all over your wonderful body for the kind thoughts :rose:'s x 12
 
going to hide from jail and brie after this!! :D

There was a teenage boy who worked in the produce section of the local market. A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy said he would go ask his manager about the matter. So he walked into the back and said,

"There's some jerk out there that wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce."

As he was finishing saying this he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he added,

"and this here gentleman wants to buy the other half..."

The manager Okayed the deal and the man went on his way. Later the manager called on the boy and said,

"You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet and we like that around here. Where are you from son?"

The boy replied, "Canada, Sir."

"Oh really? Why did you leave Canada?" asked the manager.

The boy replied, "They're all just up-tight homely women and hockey players up there."

"Really," replied the manager, "My wife is from Canada!"

The boy replied, "No kidding! What team did she play for?"
 
Jail said:
sympathy eh? ok, you got it, ccny *puts his head on my boob and strokes his head*

^^ Makes mental note - got to practice that look more. ^^
 
Dear Jail,

Thank you sweet lady for helping me out. Only you have the timing and sixth sense to help out someone...

You broke my funk....

I owe you one dear friend... Thank you. :heart:
 
omahaman2 said:
going to hide from jail and brie after this!! :D

There was a teenage boy who worked in the produce section of the local market. A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy said he would go ask his manager about the matter. So he walked into the back and said,

"There's some jerk out there that wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce."

As he was finishing saying this he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he added,

"and this here gentleman wants to buy the other half..."

The manager Okayed the deal and the man went on his way. Later the manager called on the boy and said,

"You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet and we like that around here. Where are you from son?"

The boy replied, "Canada, Sir."

"Oh really? Why did you leave Canada?" asked the manager.

The boy replied, "They're all just up-tight homely women and hockey players up there."

"Really," replied the manager, "My wife is from Canada!"

The boy replied, "No kidding! What team did she play for?"





LMFAO

*falls out of his chair, laughing his Ass off*
*reattaches his ass with a stapler*
 
Archangel_5607 said:
LMFAO

*falls out of his chair, laughing his Ass off*
*reattaches his ass with a stapler*

^^ Wonders if he should get Arch a nail gun to use instead of the stapler. ^^
 
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