Jenny's Cottage

[JennyNo1]

Crazy people are great at foot massages. Mine are all jight every night by one

*mutters to himself "would I be helping or hurting if I said that a foot massage was the last thing to worry about?"*

Wellll, okaaaayyy, I guess....go for it....

 

[BadBard]

*chuckles*

I know that you two are too young to remember...but once upon a time there was a commercial that contained the line "I may be weird...but I make a great peanut butter sandwich!"

That might apply to me and foot massages.

 

[JennyNo1]

*chuckles*

I know that you two are too young to remember...but once upon a time there was a commercial that contained the line "I may be weird...but I make a great peanut butter sandwich!"

That might apply to me and foot massages.

I'll be right back. I need peanut butter now.

 

[BadBard]

I'll be right back. I need peanut butter now.

can you grab some tea tree oil while you're up? It will make for a much nicer massage!

 

[JennyNo1]

can you grab some tea tree oil while you're up? It will make for a much nicer massage!

Got it!

 

[BadBard]

Got it!

Your cottage comes with everything!

 

[Lollygirl26]

*chuckles*

I know that you two are too young to remember...but once upon a time there was a commercial that contained the line "I may be weird...but I make a great peanut butter sandwich!"

That might apply to me and foot massages.

Peter Pan peanut butter right? It is older but not by much. I do remember seeing it when watching older commercials

 

[BadBard]

Peter Pan peanut butter right? It is older but not by much. I do remember seeing it when watching older commercials

No more calls please, we have a winner!

You've already got a foot massage waiting at home...what else can we offer the lady who has everything???

 

[JennyNo1]

No more calls please, we have a winner!

You've already got a foot massage waiting at home...what else can we offer the lady who has everything???

She's got her own recliner here - I'd say she's doing pretty good already!

 

[BadBard]

Okay, then...final question in the "Why would anyone remember these commercials" category!

What product included a spokesfigure who said "Hi there! Grape's the name...but why they call me Goofy I don't know!"?

 

[JennyNo1]

Okay, then...final question in the "Why would anyone remember these commercials" category!

What product included a spokesfigure who said "Hi there! Grape's the name...but why they call me Goofy I don't know!"?

Good grief, how old ARE you anyway? lol

 

[BadBard]

Good grief, how old ARE you anyway? lol

Just your typical senile sixty-something! I remember all the commercials and all of the songs from the mid-sixties to the mid-seventies...but I have no idea what I ate for lunch today!

 

[curvyangel1969]

Just your typical senile sixty-something! I remember all the commercials and all of the songs from the mid-sixties to the mid-seventies...but I have no idea what I ate for lunch today!

Woah..I'm not in my 50's quite yet and i cant remember what I had for lunch most days either! I knew I was losing my mind!

 

[BadBard]

Woah..I'm not in my 50's quite yet and i cant remember what I had for lunch most days either! I knew I was losing my mind!

Well come on in and sit down...we'll help you look for it!

Not that someone in my questionable condition is going to be much help with that!

 

[curvyangel1969]

Well come on in and sit down...we'll help you look for it!

Not that someone in my questionable condition is going to be much help with that!

Is this like the blind leading the blind or something?

 

[BadBard]

Is this like the blind leading the blind or something?

I've been accused of driving some women crazy...so I can definitely help you find it!

 

[JennyNo1]

Woah..I'm not in my 50's quite yet and i cant remember what I had for lunch most days either! I knew I was losing my mind!

Hey Miss Curvy! Long time no see!

 

[curvyangel1969]

I've been accused of driving some women crazy...so I can definitely help you find it!

Ok. Let's give it a go. One problem though. I don't remember where I was when I lost it.

Hey Miss Curvy! Long time no see!

Jenny! Hello there lady friend.

 

[BadBard]

Ok. Let's give it a go. One problem though. I don't remember where I was when I lost it.

My first suggestion would be to look in the clothes dryer...that seems to be where things go to disappear!

 

[curvyangel1969]

My first suggestion would be to look in the clothes dryer...that seems to be where things go to disappear!

Can you open the back? If nothing else I think I'll find some missing socks and possibly Tupperware lids.

 

[BadBard]

Can you open the back? If nothing else I think I'll find some missing socks and possibly Tupperware lids.

Open the back? Sure! I don't think you're gonna find any of that stuff back there though...

Oh! You meant the dryer, did you???

 

[curvyangel1969]

Open the back? Sure! I don't think you're gonna find any of that stuff back there though...

Oh! You meant the dryer, did you???

My grandmother was an ER nurse. I've heard stories, but I'll take your word for it.

 

[BadBard]

My grandmother was an ER nurse. I've heard stories, but I'll take your word for it.

Why did I suddenly think about Richard Gere???

 

[curvyangel1969]

Why did I suddenly think about Richard Gere???

You've heard things too, I'm guessing.

 

[BadBard]

Man, I miss the good old days when people actually got together and had actual conversations on these threads.

I'll bet that tonight's episode isn't exactly what you had in mind when you said this...was it???