Jenny's Cottage

[DarkSimian]

10 people per table. I figure I could sweet talk my way into a discount or maybe a freebie.

Wear a low cut enough dress, and I'm sure you would get a freebie

 

[JennyNo1]

Wear a low cut enough dress, and I'm sure you would get a freebie

That's what I'm talkin' about!

OK cottage dwellers, I'm off to bed. Close up when you leave!

 

[DarkSimian]

That's what I'm talkin' about!

OK cottage dwellers, I'm off to bed. Close up when you leave!

Night sis. *tucks you in like a burrito *

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I heard this in the car last night and I meant to put it up. This might be a good icebreaker for this evening. Be sure to wear your favourite hat. Cottagers, Mr. Tom Jones:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGBvbrXNjs0

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Okay, I here, with my "Mountie" Stetson.

It feels like a beer night...

 

[JennyNo1]

Okay, I here, with my "Mountie" Stetson.

It feels like a beer night...

Your WHAT?

 

[ImaginaryLover62]

Still doing Cabernet-Merlot here ... And enjoying it on the back patio ...

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Your WHAT?

A Smoky the Bear hat, as worn by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.

http://www.leathery.ca/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/rcmp90.jpg

Mine is from my Scouting days. Its an actual Biltmore Stetson.

 

[JennyNo1]

And I've got my Pinot Grigio here. We just need some munchie stuff now...

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

And I've got my Pinot Grigio here. We just need some munchie stuff now...

Buffalo Wings?

 

[JennyNo1]

Buffalo Wings?

Yummm, yes! and guacamole and chips and queso!

When does the whole basketball thing start, anyway? I just realized it's March.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Yummm, yes! and guacamole and chips and queso!

When does the whole basketball thing start, anyway? I just realized it's March.

Not sure. I'm a Hockey lover. Go Leafs!

Pass the guac please

 

[JennyNo1]

Not sure. I'm a Hockey lover. Go Leafs!

Pass the guac please

Oooooohhhh, I get the Mountie stetson thing now.

 

[ftm469]

Hey Jenny, I saw your listing and I would love to join the cottage. Im a 22 year female to male guy who loves to write about older women. I'm always looking for muses, and even people who are interesting reading my work. Please embrace me Godess

 

[JennyNo1]

Hey Jenny, I saw your listing and I would love to join the cottage. Im a 22 year female to male guy who loves to write about older women. I'm always looking for muses, and even people who are interesting reading my work. Please embrace me Godess

Um, well, okay. *gives you a hug* You're welcome here anytime. The Cottage is just a hangout spot, no joining is needed. Have some snacks and a drink and a seat!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Hello Cottagers! How are you all tonight?

 

[JennyNo1]

Happy day-after-time-change, cottage dwellers! Sorry I wasn't around. Had a date, sorta.

 

[tnman03]

Happy day-after-time-change, cottage dwellers! Sorry I wasn't around. Had a date, sorta.

Do tell??? Very cool...

 

[JennyNo1]

Do tell??? Very cool...

Tell? A lady never dates and tells!

 

[tnman03]

Tell? A lady never dates and tells!

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Tell? A lady never dates and tells!

Although, dates can be the most fun when you do not act entirely like a lady!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Good evening Cottagers!

Anyone want Tropical rum drink?

 

[Lollygirl26]

Good evening Cottagers!

Anyone want Tropical rum drink?

Me me me

 

[JennyNo1]

Good evening Cottagers!

Anyone want Tropical rum drink?

Me too!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Pina coladas. Daiquiris?