John's Rustic Romper Room

[dutchrain]

Well geez, John, I'm glad you pointed that out. I'm going to urge my agent to change my contract so that this film making doesn't butt into my Boobie Watching Time. My agent doesn't much like to be urged unless it's by a buxom blonde or a water buffalo, but I'm going to do my best.



Nothing apparently, so once again your innate instincts about movie making have proved prescient. (I think before this is all over you'll be getting an Executive Producer credit!)

Hands and I met with the Head Kumquat and Hands pitched a Simian's Sluts and the Lion Tamer cross-promotional deal where every Kumquat sold in California would have a "SLUT!" sticker on it and their organization would change their name to the California Cumquat Growers Association.

Hands believes there's still a longshot at putting the deal together, but I (and I hate to be pessimistic here) think it's highly unlikely, just based on the manner in which Kumquat Security escorted us out of the building.

The Kumquat Security!? Oh no, Munky, their are the toughest in the business! Are you in one piece still? No hairs missing? Please tell me you are all right!

Hands should know better than to propose such deals to the KGA. They are very sensitive about the name of the fruit they grow. Too many have proposed just that name-change! And stickers on their fruit! No way they will do that.

You better sit down and watch some boobies. Maybe Hands should do that to. Watch boobies and contemplate the nice things in life.

Shall I bounce a bit on the tramp?

 

[John_Whittaker0826]

Bouncing always works

Munky, I appreciate the efforts. Fruits, that's exactly what they all are!!!

 

[dutchrain]

Bouncing always works

Munky, I appreciate the efforts. Fruits, that's exactly what they all are!!!

I thought you were working?

Oh well, I'll bounce a bit for you too.

 

[John_Whittaker0826]

That i am, but honestly, even in SoCal the porn business isn't very busy at 10 am. I don't usually get busy before noon, but there are the occasional stragglers.

Bouncing is good~

 

[Thandi]

A MOVIE!!! Yay!!!*Clapping hands vigorously, boobies bouncing*

How exciting....when do we start filming? Is there a storyline or is it more of a reality show?

 

[John_Whittaker0826]

Reality would be cool, but we'll have to consult with Munky, he's the creative mind on this one.

 

[Hands_Lorie]

DutchRain, are you still bouncing? If so, good. I know Munks likes young ladies with Stamina. And where is Thandi? I really wanted to meet her.

John, I’ve been working up my storyboards and giving thought to your generosity in allowing me to film here. I’d like to get you some publicity out of this, but cutaway shots to your sign are cheesy and a film cliché. So I’m thinking we get a hot iron and hit Munks with your RRR brand. (plus, I like the smell of singed fur in the morning. It smells like victory). I don’t think that will be hard to do. I’ll just sneak up on Munks while he’s in one of his mesmerized watching boobies trances.

Or maybe one of those magical unscripted movie moments will happen and one of the lions will eat you. Certainly that would be memorable.

Let me know. Pre-production is a bitch time wise, but I’ll try to keep the cast and crew up to date.

 

[Thandi]

DutchRain, are you still bouncing? If so, good. I know Munks likes young ladies with Stamina. And where is Thandi? I really wanted to meet her.

Let me know. Pre-production is a bitch time wise, but I’ll try to keep the cast and crew up to date.

Hello! I am here, pleased to meet you Hands!
We're thrilled that you are going to take on this project...it was just a silly little idea, that grew.

 

[Kat73]

Peeking in to look around. Am I in the right place? I hear there are Kumquats and movie rolls being handed out. Something else about a trampoline? I can bounce for minutes at a time until my eyes blacken from getting smacked. Maybe a bra would help?

 

[Thandi]

Peeking in to look around. Am I in the right place? I hear there are Kumquats and movie rolls being handed out. Something else about a trampoline? I can bounce for minutes at a time until my eyes blacken from getting smacked. Maybe a bra would help?

I dunno about this Director dude...he comes for a minute, then disappears when others show up....

 

[LusterMunky]

Hello! I am here, pleased to meet you Hands!
We're thrilled that you are going to take on this project...it was just a silly little idea, that grew.

Hands will be sorely disappointed, nay I say distraught that he missed you. He seems quite smitten, having seen your earlier pic thread (HRMMMMPH!! )

Peeking in to look around. Am I in the right place? I hear there are Kumquats and movie rolls being handed out. Something else about a trampoline? I can bounce for minutes at a time until my eyes blacken from getting smacked. Maybe a bra would help?

This is THE place, Kat. Hollywood is all abuzz, saying Hands' film could be the biggest thing since Gigli. Think Plan 9 From Outer Space meets (quality wise) with Boobies on Parade (boobie wise.)

 

[imrhapsody]

Hands will be sorely disappointed, nay I saw distraught that he missed you. He seems quite smitten, having seen your earlier pic thread (HRMMMMPH!! )




This is THE place, Kat. Hollywood is all abuzz, saying Hands' film could be the biggest thing since Gigli. Think Plan 9 From Outer Space meets (quality wise) with Boobies on Parade (boobie wise.)

Hi, came for a dip and you are making amovie? I will be over here.

 

[Ginmill72]

More than willing to lend my talents of filming a trampoline scene with the two of you.

 

[LusterMunky]

I dunno about this Director dude...he comes for a minute, then disappears when others show up....

Creative types can be a bit eccentric, Thandi. He mows his lawn with a nose hair trimmer, then burns his nose hairs out with a lit match. Part of the genius, I guess.

 

[imrhapsody]

DutchRain, are you still bouncing? If so, good. I know Munks likes young ladies with Stamina. And where is Thandi? I really wanted to meet her.

John, I’ve been working up my storyboards and giving thought to your generosity in allowing me to film here. I’d like to get you some publicity out of this, but cutaway shots to your sign are cheesy and a film cliché. So I’m thinking we get a hot iron and hit Munks with your RRR brand. (plus, I like the smell of singed fur in the morning. It smells like victory). I don’t think that will be hard to do. I’ll just sneak up on Munks while he’s in one of his mesmerized watching boobies trances.

Or maybe one of those magical unscripted movie moments will happen and one of the lions will eat you. Certainly that would be memorable.

Let me know. Pre-production is a bitch time wise, but I’ll try to keep the cast and crew up to date.

Wait so lions eat Munky while he watches Thandi on the trampoline?

 

[dutchrain]

Well, you can keep up the bouncing, I did enough of it for today.
Not even the promise of this going to be better than 'The Meaning of Life' could make me bounce once more just now.

I am going to lie down.
In my bed.

 

[imrhapsody]

Well, you can keep up the bouncing, I did enough of it for today.
Not even the promise of this going to be better than 'The Meaning of Life' could make me bounce once more just now.

I am going to lie down.
In my bed.

Night baby.

 

[LusterMunky]

Wait so lions eat Munky while he watches Thandi on the trampoline?

Nooooo, the lions might eat John

I think. Hard to keep up. I think the script is in a constant state of creative flux.

 

[LusterMunky]

The Kumquat Security!? Oh no, Munky, their are the toughest in the business! Are you in one piece still? No hairs missing? Please tell me you are all right!

I have a few owwies here and there. But you could kiss them and make them all better. I'd start with the 'here' and work yourself down to the 'there'.

 

[imrhapsody]

Nooooo, the lions might eat John

I think. Hard to keep up. I think the script is in a constant state of creative flux.

Again, I will be over here. Lions should not eat either of you! unless you can get them to down naughty stuff

 

[imrhapsody]

Nooooo, the lions might eat John

I think. Hard to keep up. I think the script is in a constant state of creative flux.

I have a few owwies here and there. But you could kiss them and make them all better. I'd start with the 'here' and work yourself down to the 'there'.

Speaking of naughty!

 

[Thandi]

More than willing to lend my talents of filming a trampoline scene with the two of you.

And look, a willing cameraman!

 

[Thandi]

Hands will be sorely disappointed, nay I say distraught that he missed you. He seems quite smitten, having seen your earlier pic thread (HRMMMMPH!! )

Oh dear, I'm sorry, hope he didn't rub it in!

 

[Thandi]

Creative types can be a bit eccentric, Thandi. He mows his lawn with a nose hair trimmer, then burns his nose hairs out with a lit match. Part of the genius, I guess.

Genius shmeenius....somethin shady goin on

 

[LusterMunky]

Speaking of naughty!

Moi?

BTW, just got a carrier pigeon message from Hands. He wants to triple bill the three stars in the credits . . . you, Thandi, and Dutchy. A star is porn, I mean born.

Edit, 4:09 pm Hollywood time. Just got another one of those damn carrier pigeons (Sheesh! They sure do shit all over the place!) Hands said that after a longing gaze at Kat's Boobies he wants to quadruple bill in the credits.

Now we have four stars in the opening credits screen! But the issue remains, who actually gets top billing? I'm thinkin' a nekkid jello wrestling competition.