John's Rustic Romper Room

Quick! Everyone hide behind Thandi's boobies. I hear the Powers That Be may show and ticket us for Threadjacking, then put all the gurls in handcuffs.
 
Naked jello wrestling? Now that sounds promising. I will say I have no jello experience... Perhaps mud? Or is that just too ... Dirty?

I will say that I have the bewbage for it. Ladies? Do we have topost our boobies with sizes to be qualified?
 
Naked jello wrestling? Now that sounds promising. I will say I have no jello experience... Perhaps mud? Or is that just too ... Dirty?

I will say that I have the bewbage for it. Ladies? Do we have topost our boobies with sizes to be qualified?

I must witness this
 
Lots going on around here. I'm thinking that if you're in the pool at all we'll have a pretty good idea of who's who around here. By the way, Rhapsody will have to do our promotional photography when not touring with the band. Hey, anyone hear from Yellow_Rose? She's gonna hate not being involved and will definitely be in the running for the boobie prizes. :D
 
Hey there! My boobies bounce with the best of them.. and jello wrestling sounds like a blast! Count me in!
 
Hello Romper Roomers.....

I am looking through my magic mirror and see John, Munky, Dutchrain, Thandi, and all the rest of you....I mostly see Boobies though....hello and how are you all?
I hope John has taken good care of you....getting drinks blowing up the rafts...and most importantly lathering on the sunblock.
John honey would you get me a drink and blow my raft up I want to play in the pool too...:heart:
 
Okay I am soo lost. Munky, lions, Jello, Thandi, Dutch and our host John? Are their midgets ( I mean little people) involved here?

Okay sitting over here...maybe I could fluff or something. Isn't that like a hair stylist?;)
 
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Just doing a midnight Security Check. With all this movie gear for the making of 'Simian's Sluts and the Lion Tamer' we should be cautious. Maybe a pack of Doberman's or a rabid GBer would do the trick.
 
Good morning JRRRs

So that movie wasn't a dream. It was real! We are going to be famous!

Wrestling in Jello to establish who gets the first credit? Might be fun, count me in. Although I would be content with drawing straws too.
We are all as luscious as can be after all.

No Dobermans please, Munky, I think a GBer would do trick. With its endless 'talking' it would drive any intruder away.
 
Good morning JRRRs

So that movie wasn't a dream. It was real! We are going to be famous!

Wrestling in Jello to establish who gets the first credit? Might be fun, count me in. Although I would be content with drawing straws too.
We are all as luscious as can be after all.

No Dobermans please, Munky, I think a GBer would do trick. With its endless 'talking' it would drive any intruder away.

Jello wrestling huh? Rather play spin the bottle.
Gotta start thinking about things to put on our riders!
 
Good Morning RRR's! I think today will be a wonderful day to float on the raft all day.. :D *slips onto mine* Tea please John! :kiss:
 
Munks told me he did a Security Check in the middle of the night. That Munks! He’s really into this project! And good for him, it keeps him out of the rum bottle. I’ve known Munks his whole life and he used to get so fucking sloshed he’d bark at the moon.

I’ve asked Munks to come up with a theme song for ‘Simian’s Sluts and the Lion Tamer’. Music isn’t really Munk’s strong suit, he’s more into Parcheesi and Shuffleboard (you should see the little guy in plaid pants!) but we’ll see what he comes up with.

I wanted to advise all of you that some of the film crew will be swinging through today (or may already have) to get a sense of the location. I know the Gaffer will be here, although I don’t really see why we need jokes at this point. And the Crew Manager told me the Grip will be here too, so cover up. A case of The Grip can be really nasty.

One of the things I’d like to do today or tomorrow (tell me which is best and I’ll be here) is to see how many of you Ladies we can fit on the Trampoline at one time. And whether we can get all those boobies bouncing in unison. I think that would really hook our audience if shown just before the opening credits. Don’t you?

OH SHIT The Gaffer and the Grip have already been here, but the Lions ate them! Shit! It’s minor inconveniences like this that can really fuck up pre-production. Oh well, there’s always something. I’m thinking John The Lion Tamer should tranq those grand beasts and have them stay in his bedroom until we start shooting.

Okay, well, I’m off to pick up some essentials for the set (roofies, KY, antibiotics, that sort of thing). Hope you all have a great day!
 
Good morning everyone. It has been a busy couple of days. It's Sunday, Lions are put away in their cages. I'm thinking its a great day for the group bounce. the tramp has been properly cleaned and maintained so once everyone is around, Munky & I will be serving the iced teas and setting up camera so that this shot can take place.

In the meantime it looks like a beautiful day. Let's enjoy the pool, share some ideas on how we proceed, and get ready for a busy week ahead. I'm so sorry about the Grip & Gaffer, but hey, they didn't let us know they were coming. i did want to welcome Lola, Ginmill, & Kat to the party. I'm sure once you get to know everyone you'll have a great time here.

Munky, what have you done with Rhapsody? She seemed to be lurking around yesterday & not sure what she wanted to do. I know she got her new gig, but we need to make sure she knows how important she is to this project. I'm thinking maybe today we should make sure she has plenty of sunblock, avoids getting parched, and feels like the princess she is!!

Anyway....I'm off to the jacuzzi. Got some soreness I need to work out before this day kicks in.
 
You put the lions in there cages, John?

Yay! *graps raft and dives in the pool*
 
Thank you for the welcome John! :rose:
I believe I will float in the pool for a while.
If you need some of those kinks and soreness massaged out - I am told I am very good with my hands.
LalalalaLola :cattail:

In the meantime it looks like a beautiful day. Let's enjoy the pool, share some ideas on how we proceed, and get ready for a busy week ahead. I'm so sorry about the Grip & Gaffer, but hey, they didn't let us know they were coming. i did want to welcome Lola, Ginmill, & Kat to the party. I'm sure once you get to know everyone you'll have a great time

Anyway....I'm off to the jacuzzi. Got some soreness I need to work out before this day kicks in.[/QUOTE]
 
Good morning everyone. It has been a busy couple of days. It's Sunday, Lions are put away in their cages. I'm thinking its a great day for the group bounce. the tramp has been properly cleaned and maintained so once everyone is around, Munky & I will be serving the iced teas and setting up camera so that this shot can take place.

In the meantime it looks like a beautiful day. Let's enjoy the pool, share some ideas on how we proceed, and get ready for a busy week ahead. I'm so sorry about the Grip & Gaffer, but hey, they didn't let us know they were coming. i did want to welcome Lola, Ginmill, & Kat to the party. I'm sure once you get to know everyone you'll have a great time here.

Munky, what have you done with Rhapsody? She seemed to be lurking around yesterday & not sure what she wanted to do. I know she got her new gig, but we need to make sure she knows how important she is to this project. I'm thinking maybe today we should make sure she has plenty of sunblock, avoids getting parched, and feels like the princess she is!!

Anyway....I'm off to the jacuzzi. Got some soreness I need to work out before this day kicks in.

Damn, I am always five steps behind!!!! Sunblock is my middle name, sun gives you wrinkles...no thanks. I will be setting up promotional pictures for the project as soon as I am done fluffing (my hair). Now what did happen to our creative visionary? Make sure to keep the lions away from Munky, they keep licking their lips at the sight of him.
 
Good morning JRRRs

So that movie wasn't a dream. It was real! We are going to be famous!

Wrestling in Jello to establish who gets the first credit? Might be fun, count me in. Although I would be content with drawing straws too.
We are all as luscious as can be after all.

No Dobermans please, Munky, I think a GBer would do trick. With its endless 'talking' it would drive any intruder away.

My dobermans are sweet, very sweet. I think the GBers are more like rattlesnakes!
Smooches to you dutch.
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Im thinking Munky must have gotten busy on the beach scouting for folks as seconds and doubles. He is a busy man, ya know
 
Good morning John and everyone else

Rhapsody, your Dobermans I would like. I am sure they are educated, polite and up for fun. To us, I mean. To intruders they may be as mean I they manage to be.

It is a bit early (still before lunchtime) for me to enjoy a glass of wine, but some iced tea would be nice. It is getting hot already.
 
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