John's Rustic Romper Room

[imrhapsody]

Not sure I appreciate your tone, Munks, but I know a first shoot can be stressful. Eat a banana.


Here’s the storyboard so far:


OPENING CREDITS: Following the Unison Booby Bouncing, just to grab the viewer’s attention.

SCENE ONE: Ext near pool. Rising ominous music by Captain and Tennille. Munky gets eaten by The Lions.

SCENE TWO: Cut to Int, romantic lighting, music is Sex Pistols. John Long Dong Whittaker deflowers the Virgin Lola. Fade to black.

SCENE THREE: Ext trampoline. Montage of bouncing boobies. Music is The Chipmunks.


So that’s where I am right now. I’ll have more for you soon.

Munky's what are we going to to do about the cubs? And, hold one one moment!!! You can't get eaten. We had an agreement about that!!! * yelling. I want a rewrite!!!! Creative differences!!!! *Storms off.

Side Note: The monitors might move this to the story threads soon. Can you imagine? All those hot sex stories and our little bouncing boobies, lion story. Lol. Makes me giggle!

 

[John_Whittaker0826]

I'm thinking Hands has me confused for someone else. Never once have I been referred to as "Long Dong", but Lola does look awfully nice over there.

These sound tracks are intriguing. This Hands guy is an interesting soul. And whats this about Munky being eaten? I don't think the ladies will be too happy about these developments.

As expected, Rhapsody is doing a great job with her photos and I love that she found those cute little cubbies.

 

[dutchrain]

I really think we should sit down and write the script ourselves.

Munky won't be eaten! We will feed the lions so much they can only yawn. Just in case Hands still wants to keep to his script.

Maybe we should feed him the Rookies he is hoarding...

 

[yellow_rose71]

Hold on.... I'm only gone a few days and all hell breaks loose. Wires, lights, screens, cameras, trailers, LIONS?? I don't even recognize John's backyard.

I'm happy to see friendly faces... Dutch, I'm glad to see you're feeling better. Rhapsody, beautiful photos as always. Please do be careful around the lions.

I must vote no on the script. I won't allow our Munky to be eaten. I'm finally use to his wet fur everywhere and I love the guy.

I wonder about this Hands guy... what do we know about him? Munky, you can't trust every friend of a friend. Although I did get my pet Liger that way. I had to pick him up from a photo booth in Coney Island. I told the police it was the bearded lady from the sideshow. He's a great pet except he ate my camera so I may ask John to take a picture for me.

In regards to moving this thread, I hope not... I just unpacked.

 

[Thandi]

Not sure I appreciate your tone, Munks, but I know a first shoot can be stressful. Eat a banana.


Here’s the storyboard so far:


OPENING CREDITS: Following the Unison Booby Bouncing, just to grab the viewer’s attention.

SCENE ONE: Ext near pool. Rising ominous music by Captain and Tennille. Munky gets eaten by The Lions.

SCENE TWO: Cut to Int, romantic lighting, music is Sex Pistols. John Long Dong Whittaker deflowers the Virgin Lola. Fade to black.

SCENE THREE: Ext trampoline. Montage of bouncing boobies. Music is The Chipmunks.


So that’s where I am right now. I’ll have more for you soon.

I WILL NOT ALLOW MY MUNKEY TO BE EATEN!!
I refuse to work under Hands until he makes huge changes in this script!
*Flounces off muttering under my breath..Who does thus guy think he is?

 

[John_Whittaker0826]

Munky, it sounds as though the ladies have spoken. Think we need to sit down with this Hands guy and have a heart to heart. I realize he's near & dear to your heart, but we need to get him back on track here before the ladies revolt.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Munky, it sounds as though the ladies have spoken. Think we need to sit down with this Hands guy and have a heart to heart. I realize he's near & dear to your heart, but we need to get him back on track here before the ladies revolt.

John... You have that correct. You have a reputation. The last thing you want is revolting women in your pool.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Double post.

 

[crazy4cock]

Hey all...watching a movie be made is such hard work. Can I just jump in the pool now?

 

[Hands_Lorie]

Hello everyone. Looks like Munks hasn’t been back yet, and I see there is some consternation
among the cast.

First let me address Munks getting eaten by a lion in Scene 1. This is just the kind of shocker that
will bring the audienceout of their seats. Totally unexpected. This is good.

from the story board:
http://i1296.photobucket.com/albums/ag15/9turtles9/Munk3_zps69550471.jpg

Here’s the backstory on that: Munks was jealous of John Whittaker’s (played by John Whittaker)
long dong (played by a giant Bratwurst) so Munks is practicing the role of LionTamer.
Didn’t work out so well. Like I said, a shocker, huh? But it will be tasteful.
No violence, just a couple of dramatic slo-mo shots of the Lions
gnawing on Munk’s carcass.

And, as I tried to tell Munks when we were soup canning it
(He was using Cream of Asparagus, dumb Munks. You have to use clear soup
to get a clear signal) he’s a little guy, only 3’ 6” tall. Now I have nothing against
the vertically impaired, but there is a problem being vertically impaired in this movie
since it’s boobie-centric and 3’ 6” standing would only get Munks to pussy height. We need to
stick with the overriding premise: boobies galore. And I’m not about to buy a short ladder.
Part of movie-making is controlling the budget.

Another thing that concerns me about your comments is that I see this Thandi Person
may have a thing with Munks, as she refers to him as “MY Munky”. I’ve been around movies
long enough to know this sort of thing can be a distraction to the rest of the cast,
so if there is a thing please take it out back.

And for all of you who seem distraught about Munk’s demise, I am planning on bringing him
back as a fireman (if I can find some pygmy firemen to put in the same scene with him)
in the climactic scene where a raging wildfire incinerates the entire RRR compound.
As the ladies huddle naked in the only safe spot – the pool – hungry flames rise to the sky
(this will be visually stunning!!) and Munks will rescue them one by one
without regard to his own fur. So you see, in the end Munks will be the hero!

 

[imrhapsody]

Hello everyone. Looks like Munks hasn’t been back yet, and I see there is some consternation
among the cast.

First let me address Munks getting eaten by a lion in Scene 1. This is just the kind of shocker that
will bring the audienceout of their seats. Totally unexpected. This is good.

from the story board:
http://i1296.photobucket.com/albums/ag15/9turtles9/Munk3_zps69550471.jpg

Here’s the backstory on that: Munks was jealous of John Whittaker’s (played by John Whittaker)
long dong (played by a giant Bratwurst) so Munks is practicing the role of LionTamer.
Didn’t work out so well. Like I said, a shocker, huh? But it will be tasteful.
No violence, just a couple of dramatic slo-mo shots of the Lions
gnawing on Munk’s carcass.

And, as I tried to tell Munks when we were soup canning it
(He was using Cream of Asparagus, dumb Munks. You have to use clear soup
to get a clear signal) he’s a little guy, only 3’ 6” tall. Now I have nothing against
the vertically impaired, but there is a problem being vertically impaired in this movie
since it’s boobie-centric and 3’ 6” standing would only get Munks to pussy height. We need to
stick with the overriding premise: boobies galore. And I’m not about to buy a short ladder.
Part of movie-making is controlling the budget.

Another thing that concerns me about your comments is that I see this Thandi Person
may have a thing with Munks, as she refers to him as “MY Munky”. I’ve been around movies
long enough to know this sort of thing can be a distraction to the rest of the cast,
so if there is a thing please take it out back.

And for all of you who seem distraught about Munk’s demise, I am planning on bringing him
back as a fireman (if I can find some pygmy firemen to put in the same scene with him)
in the climactic scene where a raging wildfire incinerates the entire RRR compound.
As the ladies huddle naked in the only safe spot – the pool – hungry flames rise to the sky
(this will be visually stunning!!) and Munks will rescue them one by one
without regard to his own fur. So you see, in the end Munks will be the hero!

Humm.. I don't know about this. I don't think Munky can be put in harms way. Honestly, you will have Thandi all up in yous grill!..

 

[John_Whittaker0826]

Excuse me!!! It sounds as though all I'll be left with is a slightly charred swimming pool. I've worked long & hard for this little corner of the world. I know the ladies are enjoying the pool, but there is a fully stocked bar, the jacuzzi (my favorite by the way) plenty of well manicured lawn, 3 reasonable gardens, and the adjoining home.

Munky, where are you?

 

[dutchrain]

Humm.. I don't know about this. I don't think Munky can be put in harms way. Honestly, you will have Thandi all up in yous grill!..

And me! As I said before, I will feed the lions until they are only able to yawn.
Nobody is going to harm Munky, not even movie-style.

And John's RRR has to be save as well! No fire! Only if you are going to green or blue screening it, Hands!

Good night my dears, I had an eventful day (eldest's birthday and a storm) and I will retire now. es

 

[LusterMunky]

Munky, where are you?

I've been lurking, trying to figure out how to respond to Hands. If I have to get eaten by a Lion, fine. But the idea of turning your
Rustic Romper Room into the Charred Remains of the Rustic Romper Room is totally unacceptable. Totally.

I'm going to try to figure out a way to have a sit down with Hands tonight too see if we can work things out.
I gave him my word that he could do this project and a Munky's Word is worth it's weight in bananas.
But . . . if I were all of you I'd start thinking about who should be the new director and the new scriptwriter.

I'll report back as soon as I know more.

 

[Thandi]

Grrrrooooowwwlll!!!!!

I (we, all of Munky's harem )always share, but I fiercely protect what I hold dear....you Mr Hand..have crossed the line.

 

[LusterMunky]

Sorry for the cross-thread posting as I have this on my thread, but there are folks here who won't
see that (Yellow and Lola). I'm picking out a kitty for adoption
and I'm going with whichever kitty gets the most votes. (assuming we bond)

You can view the candidates at:
http://www.spcapv.com/pets-of-the-week/

Thanks!

And goodnight all.

(and I'll get this mess with Hands straightened out)

 

[Lola26]

I'm thinking Hands has me confused for someone else. Never once have I been referred to as "Long Dong", but Lola does look awfully nice over there.

These sound tracks are intriguing. This Hands guy is an interesting soul. And whats this about Munky being eaten? I don't think the ladies will be too happy about these developments.

As expected, Rhapsody is doing a great job with her photos and I love that she found those cute little cubbies.

Long Dong then that would be fun being deflowered. But I would be sad if getting devirginized happens after munky is eaten.....and as for the charred RRR that would not be a good idea.

 

[imrhapsody]

I seem to be on totally different schedules from everyone...grrrrowl.

 

[Thandi]

I seem to be on totally different schedules from everyone...grrrrowl.

I'll make you purrr darlin!

 

[Lola26]

<---------John dong long Whitty and I were practicing.....no longer a Virgin!

 

[John_Whittaker0826]

Shhhhh!!!

 

[John_Whittaker0826]

Repost....but it is the way I feel right now

http://i.imgur.com/vRfzJFK.jpg

 

[dutchrain]

Good morning everyone

*grins* So Lola is experienced now ...

John is waiting for the football season to start and the movie is kind of off ... At least as far as Hands' ideas are concerned.

 

[LusterMunky]

All Hands on Deck. Or off deck.

I found Hands last night in a padded room at the local Funny Farm. The Head Headshrinker said I could talk to him but that he was pretty drugged up. He looked normal to me, so maybe that’s his problem. Or it may be he’s just a Totally Crazed Pyromaniac Loonie Bird. The Head Headshrinker told me that Hands had torched an Oil Can Henry’s in Altoona and a Dairy Queen in Truckee. I don’t see the connection either, but it does explain his obsession with turning the Romper Room into cinders.

I didn’t get to talk to him very long as we were interrupted by two Very Large Orderlies who unshackled him so he could go wee-wee. But I told him point blank he was out, something the Funny Farm is unlikely to ever tell him.

So, as to ‘Simian’s Sluts and the Lion Tamer’ I think we should either (a) sell the rights and use the proceeds to have a big party or (b) sell the rights and use the proceeds to have a big party.

Vote your preference.



p.s. Lola you are a very naughty girl! You fit right in here.

 

[Thandi]

I found Hands last night in a padded room at the local Funny Farm. The Head Headshrinker said I could talk to him but that he was pretty drugged up. He looked normal to me, so maybe that’s his problem. Or it may be he’s just a Totally Crazed Pyromaniac Loonie Bird. The Head Headshrinker told me that Hands had torched an Oil Can Henry’s in Altoona and a Dairy Queen in Truckee. I don’t see the connection either, but it does explain his obsession with turning the Romper Room into cinders.

I didn’t get to talk to him very long as we were interrupted by two Very Large Orderlies who unshackled him so he could go wee-wee. But I told him point blank he was out, something the Funny Farm is unlikely to ever tell him.

So, as to ‘Simian’s Sluts and the Lion Tamer’ I think we should either (a) sell the rights and use the proceeds to have a big party or (b) sell the rights and use the proceeds to have a big party.

Vote your preference.



p.s. Lola you are a very naughty girl! You fit right in here.

*Grabbing Munky's butt and layin a big smooch on his head*
YAY!!! PARTY!!!