John's Rustic Romper Room

[dutchrain]

I found Hands last night in a padded room at the local Funny Farm. The Head Headshrinker said I could talk to him but that he was pretty drugged up. He looked normal to me, so maybe that’s his problem. Or it may be he’s just a Totally Crazed Pyromaniac Loonie Bird. The Head Headshrinker told me that Hands had torched an Oil Can Henry’s in Altoona and a Dairy Queen in Truckee. I don’t see the connection either, but it does explain his obsession with turning the Romper Room into cinders.

I didn’t get to talk to him very long as we were interrupted by two Very Large Orderlies who unshackled him so he could go wee-wee. But I told him point blank he was out, something the Funny Farm is unlikely to ever tell him.

So, as to ‘Simian’s Sluts and the Lion Tamer’ I think we should either (a) sell the rights and use the proceeds to have a big party or (b) sell the rights and use the proceeds to have a big party.

Vote your preference.



p.s. Lola you are a very naughty girl! You fit right in here.

A! Or B, it is a hard choice you present here!
I wish Hands all the best at the Funny Farm, and I hope they keep matches out of his reach.

 

[sunbunny3]

Hands was scaring me with his thoughts.. and the roofies.
Party it is Munky! John's is to sweet a haven to burn.. and it is fire season in the so cal hills. Lived through one, don't have it in me to do that again.

I'm off work today so plan to spend most of it napping on the raft, got sucked in by Inkmaster last night and was up to late.. I really need to get my next one further along then just a thought of what and where I want!

 

[John_Whittaker0826]

Well, as exciting as the whole proposal was, I was worried about the direction we were heading. I feel for Hands, but hey, it happens. We'll keep him in our prayers as we prepare for a party!!!!

I do believe the group tramp (and boobie) bounce should remain on the calendar. Maybe this weekend. In the meantime, lets get in the pool. Sunbunny is off, Dutch is feeling better, I've heard Lola was deflowered, and Rose made a brief appearance over at Munky's place so this has potential. I would have mentioned Thandi, but it seems she's got a serious fixation for the furrry one, so I'm certain if the Munky comes, Thandi will be close behind.

My only other concern is Rhapsody. She a great gal, but I'm afraid with her sudden popularity with the rock & roll crowd, and the recent purchase of some new equipment, she will most likely show up after the party is over. Let's just hope the photos she takes show the good side of the party and not a bunch of hungover, pooped out bouncing beauties.

 

[sunbunny3]

Well, as exciting as the whole proposal was, I was worried about the direction we were heading. I feel for Hands, but hey, it happens. We'll keep him in our prayers as we prepare for a party!!!!

I do believe the group tramp (and boobie) bounce should remain on the calendar. Maybe this weekend. In the meantime, lets get in the pool. Sunbunny is off, Dutch is feeling better, I've heard Lola was deflowered, and Rose made a brief appearance over at Munky's place so this has potential. I would have mentioned Thandi, but it seems she's got a serious fixation for the furrry one, so I'm certain if the Munky comes, Thandi will be close behind.

My only other concern is Rhapsody. She a great gal, but I'm afraid with her sudden popularity with the rock & roll crowd, and the recent purchase of some new equipment, she will most likely show up after the party is over. Let's just hope the photos she takes show the good side of the party and not a bunch of hungover, pooped out bouncing beauties.

All sounds good.. Rhapsody started her day job back up today so I'm sure she will be in need of some relaxation when she gets off..

 

[dutchrain]

Of course we will have the group tramp! It would be a nice start to the party.

But now I am ripe for the pool!

*jumps in and swims to the raft*

 

[John_Whittaker0826]

Floating alongside of the Dutchess, I wonder how Rhapsody's first day back is going.

 

[Thandi]

Well, as exciting as the whole proposal was, I was worried about the direction we were heading. I feel for Hands, but hey, it happens. We'll keep him in our prayers as we prepare for a party!!!!

I do believe the group tramp (and boobie) bounce should remain on the calendar. Maybe this weekend. In the meantime, lets get in the pool. Sunbunny is off, Dutch is feeling better, I've heard Lola was deflowered, and Rose made a brief appearance over at Munky's place so this has potential. I would have mentioned Thandi, but it seems she's got a serious fixation for the furrry one, so I'm certain if the Munky comes, Thandi will be close behind.

My only other concern is Rhapsody. She a great gal, but I'm afraid with her sudden popularity with the rock & roll crowd, and the recent purchase of some new equipment, she will most likely show up after the party is over. Let's just hope the photos she takes show the good side of the party and not a bunch of hungover, pooped out bouncing beauties.

Now come on be honest..we ALL have a thing for Munky!!

 

[John_Whittaker0826]

Now come on be honest..we ALL have a thing for Munky!!

No doubt, maybe I was letting my jealousy peek through.

 

[Thandi]

No doubt, maybe I was letting my jealousy peek through.

Don't be jealous John you too are cherished!

 

[John_Whittaker0826]

Thanks Thandi

Hope your day is going well. I'm about to go out and get something to eat, maybe a pastrami reuben. Why don't you grab a raft and join the Dutchess and I'll be back shortly.

 

[dutchrain]

Noooo! Don't leave, John, floating is nicest with you!

Hi Thandi!

 

[John_Whittaker0826]

Actually went to as ports bar for my sandwich and they had Internet access. I think I may be hooked.

 

[dutchrain]

Tatadam ta ta dam, tatadam ta dam ... Now I have that song humming in my head!

Oh well ...

John, you are absolutely marvelous. The way you eat a sandwich while floating on a raft... Stunning!

Good night dear

 

[John_Whittaker0826]

Good night my dear Dutchess.

 

[Lola26]

Why does Dutchess always go to bed so early?
You romper roomies seem to have so much fun whilst I work hard and with no a/c. This makes me sad....I am going to cannonball into the pool and then float the night away.....had some carne asada for dinner.

 

[imrhapsody]

Why does Dutchess always go to bed so early?
You romper roomies seem to have so much fun whilst I work hard and with no a/c. This makes me sad....I am going to cannonball into the pool and then float the night away.....had some carne asada for dinner.

Cannon Ball!!!!

Wow, the water feels so good, somebody want to rub my shoulders. Don't let me drowned, I might fall asleep on this raft!

 

[John_Whittaker0826]

Rhapsody, I know I'm a bit late, but would love to do your shoulders. I hope you had a good first day. Bauer it tired you out, lie back & relax.

 

[LusterMunky]

Why does Dutchess always go to bed so early?

Dutchy is 9(?) hours ahead of Ventura time. She's one of them there fereigners. John's
3R draws visitors from all over the world. A global attraction!


I was able to peddle the rights to 'Simian's Sluts and the Lion Tamer' to a small town in the UK.
They liked the idea of all the boobies and are going to film it then use it in a tourist promotional video.


http://i1296.photobucket.com/albums/ag15/9turtles9/tittyho_zpsb92c9450.jpg

So now that we have our proceeds how should we proceed? I think that first we need to find someone
to be in charge of The Proceeds Party.

Volunteers? Suggestions?

 

[crazy4cock]

Did I hear there was,a line forming for shoulder rubs?....

 

[sunbunny3]

Did I hear there was,a line forming for shoulder rubs?....

Me next please!! Went back to swimming laps at the gym yesterday and shoulders are feeling it this morning

 

[sunbunny3]

No doubt, maybe I was letting my jealousy peek through.

Hugs and kisses John! Life would not be the same without you and the RRR!

Good morning all!

 

[dutchrain]

Good Morning all
es and a kiss for John.

Lola, it is 1.45 PM here now, I am nine hours ahead of you Merry Cans.

I like 'Titty-Ho'! It is in the same league with http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/6/66388/1383389-fucking_austria.jpg
in Austria. There are lots more places like that. Somewhere on the Playground is a thread about them.

 

[John_Whittaker0826]

Good morning everyone. It's great to see you all. Let's just kick back and relax a bit after the last few days. I'm thinking all the stress of trying to put that project together took quite a toll. Lots of shoulder rubs to go around, and I'm sure Munky is still more than willing to assist with the sunblock.

I just want to thank everyone for stopping by from time to time. It is somewhat therapeutic, I've seen what you all did rallying around Munky, and can only hope that as time goes by, we see more & more of that kind of interaction. Lit. truly is a wonderful place.

 

[sunbunny3]

Good morning everyone. It's great to see you all. Let's just kick back and relax a bit after the last few days. I'm thinking all the stress of trying to put that project together took quite a toll. Lots of shoulder rubs to go around, and I'm sure Munky is still more than willing to assist with the sunblock.

I just want to thank everyone for stopping by from time to time. It is somewhat therapeutic, I've seen what you all did rallying around Munky, and can only hope that as time goes by, we see more & more of that kind of interaction. Lit. truly is a wonderful place.

Good morning John!

 

[John_Whittaker0826]

Hi sunbunny. It's shaping up to be a wonderful day again, and we're far enough away from the fires that we don't have to deal with the smoke.

Just heard the weather report for next week, looks like it may be scorching for a few days. I guess I better go stock up on the sunblock and make sure there's plenty of ice and drinks.