Join the army, get big tits?

[Clare Quilty]

Brooke [sic] Army Medical Center in San Antonio

I was stationed there for 4 years. Never once did I scrub on a boob-job. I'm surprized that boob-jobs aren't considered mutilation and so prohibited by the UCMJ--as are tattoos.

It's Brooks Army Medical Center (BAMC).

 

[Svenskaflicka]

And boobjobs, liposuction and other cosmetic procedures are supposed to be fairly risk-free things to keep their competence level up.

Risk-free? How many women have died from a failed cosmetic surgery? How many have been disfigured? And not just from going to inexperienced, clumsy guys with more greed than expertise, but also from going to professional surgeons.
Surgery is a very risky thing. It's not natural to cut a person up and start poking around among the intestines - and therefor, it should be kept to a minimum, say, when your life depends on it.

NOT to get an unrealistic, manga-figure!

 

[Wildcard Ky]

If you look at it from the enemies point of view, I mean, a bullet from a big breasted soldier is still gonna hurt, but there might be more enemy types willing to surrender.
Most girls use breasts as weapons, when I mowed the yard yesterday in my shorts and t-shirt there were neighbors suddenly watering thier yards without looking where they were aiming.

Hmmmm.......We need to see a pic of you in said shorts and T-shirt just to be sure.

Clare: Tattoos are prohibited in the UCMJ? I was in for 6 years and never heard that one. I know (knew) plenty of GI's with tattoos.

 

[vargas111]

Breast enhacements are what economists call a "positive externality." This menas that some of the benefits accrue to society at large -- guys who get to oogle -- and not just to the tit-e. As a principle of public finance positive externalities should be subsidized and negative externalities -- women's tennis shoes worn in public -- should be taxed.

Just simple economics. <g>

 

[Clare Quilty]

Risk-free? How many women have died from a failed cosmetic surgery? How many have been disfigured?

Quite a few women have died as a result of botched liposuction in particular. And, if you ask me, every woman who's had a boob-job for any reason short of reconstruction following as mastectomy has been mutilated. Even supposedly successful boob-jobs look weird up close.

 

[Lord Naraku]

Totally off topic sorry.

You know it's really sad our troops get paid so little, considering uncle sam pays it's "contractors"/ private millitary companies/ mercs about 78k a year tax free for guarding a fucking building. Yes I know an ex US treasury officer who now works for a "security company" he guards a building in Bosnia. Benfits all his basic needs food lodging and all travel are paid for him and his pay is tax free. Sevenity-eight grand is alota gravy even without benfits.