Just for fun: Most over the top (Lit publishable) story idea in one line

[MediocreAuthor]

This is one that is so absurd, I doubt it's ever been attempted.

A man and woman both save themselves for marriage until they are in their mid-20's and they feel like they are mature and stable enough to marry and start a family.

They are both each other's firsts, so their wedding night is full of awkward exploration, but they are so deeply in love that they work it out and have a great time doing so. They then proceed to spend the rest of their lives learning each other's bodies and growing closer as they raise a bunch of upstanding children.

.............

Honestly, I apologize for suggesting that story... It's pretty fuckin sick

 

[NoTalentHack]

This is one that is so absurd, I doubt it's ever been attempted.

A man and woman both save themselves for marriage until they are in their mid-20's and they feel like they are mature and stable enough to marry and start a family.

They are both each other's firsts, so their wedding night is full of awkward exploration, but they are so deeply in love that they work it out and have a great time doing so. They then proceed to spend the rest of their lives learning each other's bodies and growing closer as they raise a bunch of upstanding children.

.............

Honestly, I apologize for suggesting that story... It's pretty fuckin sick

God, what is wrong with you?!

 

[NoTalentHack]

LW meets I/T. Man marries ~40 yo divorcee and one holiday discovers she is a strumpet that bangs ALL her kinsmen: father, brother, son.*

What is yours?

*Sample scene:
In front of husband.
"Grandpa, you first."
"No grandson, you first."
Meanwhile twin brother just helps himself while his father and nephew argue about it.

Pretty sure this one has actually been done.

 

[AwkwardlySet]

This is one that is so absurd, I doubt it's ever been attempted.

A man and woman both save themselves for marriage until they are in their mid-20's and they feel like they are mature and stable enough to marry and start a family.

They are both each other's firsts, so their wedding night is full of awkward exploration, but they are so deeply in love that they work it out and have a great time doing so. They then proceed to spend the rest of their lives learning each other's bodies and growing closer as they raise a bunch of upstanding children.

.............

Honestly, I apologize for suggesting that story... It's pretty fuckin sick

I am absolutely disgusted by your appalling and shameless kinks. This why Lit needs to add a pitchfork emote!

 

[Emilymcplugger]

This is one that is so absurd, I doubt it's ever been attempted.

A man and woman both save themselves for marriage until they are in their mid-20's and they feel like they are mature and stable enough to marry and start a family.

They are both each other's firsts, so their wedding night is full of awkward exploration, but they are so deeply in love that they work it out and have a great time doing so. They then proceed to spend the rest of their lives learning each other's bodies and growing closer as they raise a bunch of upstanding children.

.............

Honestly, I apologize for suggesting that story... It's pretty fuckin sick

You sick, twisted pervert.

They ought to lock you up and throw away the key.

 

[SimonDoom]

This is one that is so absurd, I doubt it's ever been attempted.

A man and woman both save themselves for marriage until they are in their mid-20's and they feel like they are mature and stable enough to marry and start a family.

They are both each other's firsts, so their wedding night is full of awkward exploration, but they are so deeply in love that they work it out and have a great time doing so. They then proceed to spend the rest of their lives learning each other's bodies and growing closer as they raise a bunch of upstanding children.

.............

Honestly, I apologize for suggesting that story... It's pretty fuckin sick

I can't imagine the dark places your mind must go to come up with such a sick, twisted story.

 

[DeLaFaye]

Oh my God. You have to write this one. THE WORLD NEEDS IT.

Oh, it's happening. seraph_nocturne talked me into it. It'll just take some time, too many irons in the fire and all that, potentially dangerous when approaching an orgy piece

 

[12oclocktales]

I hate this thread! I just had to cancel four story ideas I'd been diligently working on because you guys trashed them. Now what am I going to do?

 

[MajorRewrite]

A family of four go to an all-inclusive resort where the wife joyfully fucks a giant-cocked black yoga instructor, the cucked husband has nonconsensual sex with a frisky alien vine, and the two sons develop an overwhelming fetish for each other’s feet.

 

[Euphony]

I hate you so much right now. I think I cackled so much I cracked a rib.

“Mesa hatin’ crunching. That’s the last thing mesa wanting.”

 

[DeLaFaye]

A family of four go to an all-inclusive resort where the wife joyfully fucks a giant-cocked black yoga instructor, the cucked husband has nonconsensual sex with a frisky alien vine, and the two sons develop an overwhelming fetish for each other’s feet.

Okay, but nonconsensual for the husband or for the alien vine? I feel as though that answer makes or breaks this story.

 

[Euphony]

A group of horny college students are possessed by the ghosts of circus performers who died when their train derailed in the 1930s—freaks and clowns, acrobats and lion-tamers, elephants and dancing bears, all going at it in the three-ring orgy.

Cirque du Solaid

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[John_Vandermeer]

A family of four go to an all-inclusive resort where the wife joyfully fucks a giant-cocked black yoga instructor, the cucked husband has nonconsensual sex with a frisky alien vine, and the two sons develop an overwhelming fetish for each other’s feet.

Love it. Got just about half the categories there. LW, IR, NC/R, SF/F, GM, I/T, Fetish! Group Sex if it happens together. Did I forget anything?

 

[onehitwanda]

“Mesa hatin’ crunching. That’s the last thing mesa wanting.”

oh fuck you.

Now I've got that git and his voice stuck in my head again. I'd gone YEARS WITHOUT THINKING OF HIM. YEARS!

 

[Euphony]

oh fuck you.

Now I've got that git and his voice stuck in my head again. I'd gone YEARS WITHOUT THINKING OF HIM. YEARS!

Substitution?

 

[onehitwanda]

Substitution?

https://media4.giphy.com/media/nY6umzReX3q48/giphy.gif

 

[Euphony]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/nY6umzReX3q48/giphy.gif

But I even set it in the Star Wars universe. To "help."

 

[pink_silk_glove]

Standing OVULATION.

:0 (blushh)

 

[MediocreAuthor]

God, what is wrong with you?!

She gazed intently at the unfamiliar shape of his penis. She had seen them before in textbooks, of course, but none of those images had fully displayed the texture... suddenly it all felt so real. She touched the rigid organ with one finger, and it twitched reflexively. She giggled. She looked up at her husband -- she loved that title so much, "husband" -- with timid affection plastered across her face.

"Do you think it would be proper for me to kiss it?"

His eyes widened, with an expectant hope. "I... I think that sounds like an amazing idea... but only if you're comfortable doing it."

She could plainly see that he was wanting it, but he wouldn't push her. He didn't want to pressure her into anything. It was part of why she loved him so much.

"I think I would like to kiss it... But not the place where the pee comes out of." She wrinkled her nose a bit at the thought.

"Oh I wouldn't expect you to do that!" His words were entirely genuine. "That sounds a little gross, honestly."
................................

Be warned, this is only a tiny taste of the horrors... the baseless depravity... to which my wretched mind can descend. Gaze upon me in fear.

 

[NoTalentHack]

She gazed intently at the unfamiliar shape of his penis. She had seen them before in textbooks, of course, but none of those images has fully displayed the texture... suddenly it all felt so real. She touched the organ with one finger, and it twitched reflexively. She giggled. She looked up at her husband -- she loved that title so much, "husband" -- with timid affection plastered across her face.

"Do you think it would be proper for me to kiss it?"

His eyes widened, with an expectant hope. "I... I think that sounds like an amazing idea... but only if you're comfortable doing it."

She could plainly see that he was wanting it, but he wouldn't push her. He didn't want to pressure her into anything. It was part of why she loved him so much.

"I think I would like to kiss it... But not the place where the pee comes out of." She wrinkled her nose a bit at the thought.

"Oh I wouldn't expect you to do that!" His words were entirely genuine. "That sounds a little gross, honestly."
................................

Be warned, this is only a tiny taste of the horrors... the baseless depravity... to which my wretched mind can descend. Gaze upon me in fear.

https://media.tenor.com/1s2OEb_vhcEAAAAC/damn-vapors.gif

 

[Smuttyandfun]

She gazed intently at the unfamiliar shape of his penis. She had seen them before in textbooks, of course, but none of those images had fully displayed the texture... suddenly it all felt so real. She touched the organ with one finger, and it twitched reflexively. She giggled. She looked up at her husband -- she loved that title so much, "husband" -- with timid affection plastered across her face.

"Do you think it would be proper for me to kiss it?"

His eyes widened, with an expectant hope. "I... I think that sounds like an amazing idea... but only if you're comfortable doing it."

She could plainly see that he was wanting it, but he wouldn't push her. He didn't want to pressure her into anything. It was part of why she loved him so much.

"I think I would like to kiss it... But not the place where the pee comes out of." She wrinkled her nose a bit at the thought.

"Oh I wouldn't expect you to do that!" His words were entirely genuine. "That sounds a little gross, honestly."
................................

Be warned, this is only a tiny taste of the horrors... the baseless depravity... to which my wretched mind can descend. Gaze upon me in fear.

"You want me to put it where?" She blushed, looking a little uncertain. "I guess we could try."

 

[Emilymcplugger]

Cirque du Solaid

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Clucking bell! I’m getting turned on just imagining what happens in the next picture.

 

[Emilymcplugger]

She gazed intently at the unfamiliar shape of his penis. She had seen them before in textbooks, of course, but none of those images had fully displayed the texture... suddenly it all felt so real. She touched the organ with one finger, and it twitched reflexively. She giggled. She looked up at her husband -- she loved that title so much, "husband" -- with timid affection plastered across her face.

"Do you think it would be proper for me to kiss it?"

His eyes widened, with an expectant hope. "I... I think that sounds like an amazing idea... but only if you're comfortable doing it."

She could plainly see that he was wanting it, but he wouldn't push her. He didn't want to pressure her into anything. It was part of why she loved him so much.

"I think I would like to kiss it... But not the place where the pee comes out of." She wrinkled her nose a bit at the thought.

"Oh I wouldn't expect you to do that!" His words were entirely genuine. "That sounds a little gross, honestly."
................................

Be warned, this is only a tiny taste of the horrors... the baseless depravity... to which my wretched mind can descend. Gaze upon me in fear.

That’s it! I’ve had it up to here with your rapscallian shenanigans!

REPORT! REPORT!

 

[MediocreAuthor]

That’s it! I’ve had it up to here with your rapscallian shenanigans!

REPORT! REPORT!

Nice try! But I've cleverly skirted around every rule and successfully utilized every loophole to get this degenerate filth uploaded. The mods shake theirs impotent fists in rage at the way that I've posted such foul garbage and somehow gotten away with it.

 

[MediocreAuthor]

Can I have another snippet of this? For some odd reason, I've become very invested.

For you, Tilan? Anything.

................

His heart was pounding out of control. His wife, his sweet, infinitely pure wife, was kneeling beneath him, gently inspecting his manhood. He could feel an intense embarrassment building, but he reminded himself that it was uncalled for.

She extended her beautiful lips forward and placed a single, gentle kiss on the length. Her tiny, tender smooch sent a tremor of elation flooding outward throughout his body, and he was certain that he was blushing bright red.

"Does that feel good, darling?" She asked, with an innocent air of curiosity.

Completely flummoxed by the cyclone of thoughts buffering his mind, he nodded his head rapidly. The expressive motion reverberated down his body, and his phallus bobbed merrily in time.

She giggled again and placed another three kisses where the first one had been. In that instant, he knew that he would do anything for this woman. She owned his very soul.

At that very moment, on her knees, his wife felt the same way about him.