Just for fun: Most over the top (Lit publishable) story idea in one line

She gazed intently at the unfamiliar shape of his penis. She had seen them before in textbooks, of course, but none of those images had fully displayed the texture... suddenly it all felt so real. She touched the rigid organ with one finger, and it twitched reflexively. She giggled. She looked up at her husband -- she loved that title so much, "husband" -- with timid affection plastered across her face.

"Do you think it would be proper for me to kiss it?"

His eyes widened, with an expectant hope. "I... I think that sounds like an amazing idea... but only if you're comfortable doing it."

She could plainly see that he was wanting it, but he wouldn't push her. He didn't want to pressure her into anything. It was part of why she loved him so much.

"I think I would like to kiss it... But not the place where the pee comes out of." She wrinkled her nose a bit at the thought.

"Oh I wouldn't expect you to do that!" His words were entirely genuine. "That sounds a little gross, honestly."
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Be warned, this is only a tiny taste of the horrors... the baseless depravity... to which my wretched mind can descend. Gaze upon me in fear.


Is it possible to Slow Clap one handed...?
 
Queen's Gambit 2: Plug and Play.
A down on her luck chess master realizes she can beat the best of the best with just a little bit of 'anal-assist'.
Of course, things don't go according to plan...

For context: Hans Niemann Anal Beads

Edit: also realizing just now that there is alot of Queen's Gambit / Beth Harmon porn out there. Rule 34 I guess...
 
One in the Hand, Two in the Bush: Innocent college sophomore, unwittingly exposed to human sexuality professor's untested serum, suddenly is obsessed by the male organ, and she's determined to sample all the ways it can be enjoyed, including more than one at the same time.
 
Tank Girl style dystopia where ruthless squirters reign supreme being serviced by furry anthro kangaroos, and 1990s Malcom McDowell, to rehydrate the world.

The natural sequel would be some kind of Waterworld, but one squirt at a time, people.
 
Still waiting for EmilyMiller’s posting on this thread….
 
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