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jtmalone70 said:
I mean, like, DUH. I can't believe you've overlooked it, either.

...lol

...just kidding. :)

Now, forget about the pictures and go read my stories. Although I like the nice compliments in here, the ones I truly treasure are those about the work I create using my mind.
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jtmalone70: I can rawk your world, buddy!
*****: You can do what?
jtmalone70: RAWK YOUR WORLD! :D
*****: Ok
jtmalone70: No kidding, I can...
*****: Do you mean "rock"?
jtmalone70: ...nevermind.
*****: I wasn't sure what you meant by that.
jtmalone70: ...yeah, ok. Just forget it. You ruined my moment.
*****: Sorry about that.
*****: You still with me?
jtmalone70: Yep. Just plotting your demise...
*****: You're only now getting started?
jtmalone70: Oh, no. I've actually been scheming for a few years.
*****: Will it look like an accident or natural cause?
jtmalone70: Well, I struggled with that for a while, but I think I've come up with a plan by which any crime scene investigator worth his salt will be scratching his head as he gazes down at your corpse in a ditch.
*****: And then what?
jtmalone70: I'll affect the shocked and mournful widow routine. "Oh my GOD! I didn't know he was a cross-dresser! Why?! WHY?! Why didn't he just tell me?! Oh, boo hoo hoo!"
jtmalone70: Still there? ...hehe... pretty good, huh? :)
jtmalone70: Helloooooo? ...*poke*poke*... Anybody home in there?
*****: I'm back. I had to call **** and have him remove your name from the bank accounts and insurance papers.
jtmalone70: WHAT?! Why'd ya go and do a dern fool thing like that fer?! How am I supposed to live high off the hog with my new lover who's half my age? Man, you really enjoy raining on my parade. :p
*****: Sorry, Petzel.
jtmalone70: ...guess I'll just have to keep you around, huh?
jtmalone70: LOL Oh crap, that was funny!
*****: That's good.
*****: I thought you'd enjoy that. :)
jtmalone70: Yes it is... *nuzzle*nuzzle*... You smell good. Can I jump on you?
*****: I do? What do I smell like?
*****: If you insist.
jtmalone70: Ground cumin... and I do! Yes, yes! I do insist, sir!
*****: Wait a second. What do you mean, when you said, "I didn't know he was a cross-dresser!"?
jtmalone70: Pardon? Oh, just ignore that.
*****: You're a very strange bird there, Redness.
jtmalone70: ...which is what the coroner will be saying, when he sees you wearing a cocktail frock. ...hehehehehehe... :D
*****: Wonderful
jtmalone70: Come home, ok? You're done for the day, so come home.
*****: Ok, I have something to copy and put in the mail, before it goes out, and then I'll leave. See you soon.
jtmalone70: YEA! WOO HOO!
jtmalone70: I was only kidding about that other stuff, ok?
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....dang. He's gone.
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YOU LOOK GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!
 
jtmalone70 said:
Oh! Oh! This was funny!

Ok, lastnight over dinner, we were talking about this fella that works at the public library in town. Well, he's a nice guy, but sorta quiet and doesn't have much to say. I mean, one look at him, and you'd probably guess right off the bat that he works in a library - short, stocky, balding with a thick rim of brown hair for a crown, and little round glasses; very nerdy. But, like I said, although he doesn't say or smile much, he is a nice guy.

Anyway, he's married to the library director - or, that is, was. They recently filed for divorce.

So, we were all sitting around the dinner table speculating about why they're getting divorced, and our two oldest girls started in on one of their impromptu and very funny two-person dialogues. The oldest, Sam, took on the role of the husband, and her sister, Sandy, the wife. As best I can recall, their conversation went something like this:

Her: "I want a divorce, Tim."
Him: "Ok, why, hootch?"
Her: "Our lives and careers are diverging. We're growing apart. You're stuck in Fantasy and Young Adult, and I wanna move into Philosophy and Psychology. I'm sorry, but it has to end."
Him: "But we still have books on tape!"
Her: *touching his hand* "I'm sorry, Tim, but I've started listening to CDs."
Him: *uncontrollable sobbing*

God, I was practically bent over in a fit of laughter... hehe... :)
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THAT is hysterical! OMG your family sounds like a riot to dine with. How do you digest anything with all the frivolity?

Happy St. Patricks Day! Hope your weekend is filled with even more fun! :nana:
 
Scenic Overlook

jtmalone70 said:
I mean, like, DUH. I can't believe you've overlooked it, either.

...lol

...just kidding. :)

Now, forget about the pictures and go read my stories. Although I like the nice compliments in here, the ones I truly treasure are those about the work I create using my mind.
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Oh, sure, I've read some of your Colorado story, and bits of your blog and I won't make the false step of asking if you'll cam with me. But, you see, I have the problem that many men have, I can see better than I can think.

I'd love to be able to say something deep and insightful about your writing, but all that occurs to me is that you write a lot, pretty darn well, and that you obviously have interests that run the range from sexual taboos to military history. And, then I say, "And, wow! Look at that naughty picture!" I become completely sidetracked by packaging.

Just shallow, I'm afraid.
 
jtmalone70 said:
Well, that would be my husband, who wrote the story about the naval battle. All I did was edit it, when it was completed.

I just spent the last two and a half hours installing a new screen door. Man, it's not like they make it simple or anything.
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Pretty and smart--fantastic combo!! Your other half is lucky---tell him "some things in life are replaceable--but you wouldn't be one of them"!! :rose: :kiss: :rose:
 
jtmalone70 said:
....I just spent the last two and a half hours installing a new screen door. Man, it's not like they make it simple or anything.
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:rolleyes: yeah I know whatcha mean ... fitting new door to old frame is always a freakin PIA

hope the pankake brekkie thing went well gorgeous
 
That caption

jtmalone70 said:
...wow, I slept in until almost 6:30am!
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Is slightly wrong.....

Pretty no, simply ohmygawdsoawesomelyfantastic yes!
 
jtmalone70 said:
...wow, I slept in until almost 6:30am!
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Slacker.
:)

My dog wakes me up around 6:30 every morning. I could almost forego using an alarm clock, except that there have been very rare days when he's decided he wants to sleep in.
 
jtmalone70 said:
...wow, I slept in until almost 6:30am!
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Must be nice. My mrs awakes weekdays at 3:30 so she can get out and run 5 miles before work.

I'd re-title THIS to OUTSTANDING in pink!

Happy MONDAY to you Jess.
 
jtmalone70 said:
...Red on red.
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And here I thought you might be wearing a bit more of Green on St Patty's Day!
However I love you in and on red also.....and your "pinkness" and playfulness. Thanks Jess
 
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