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It sure sounds like it!!! Sounds like she has a great since of humor, that's good!!
She will be on SNL yet!
 
jtmalone70 said:
...lol

Oh crap, I was sitting here thinking of posting some of the more amusing conversations I've had on Yahoo, but thought I'd share one my oldest daughter had with a fella a while back. It's pretty funny - to me, anyway. Guess you just have to know her, to really appreciate it.
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him: hello how r u?
her: ok. Who the hell r u?
him: lol asl?
her: 19. "YES PLEASE!!!!!!" In your pants you stud.
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can't believe that you have a 19 yr old daughter *shaking head* does not compute

(betcha she's almost as gorgeous as her mom)
 
jtmalone70 said:
...lol

Oh crap, I was sitting here thinking of posting some of the more amusing conversations I've had on Yahoo, but thought I'd share one my oldest daughter had with a fella a while back. It's pretty funny - to me, anyway. Guess you just have to know her, to really appreciate it.
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him: hello how r u?
her: ok. Who the hell r u?
him: lol asl?
her: 19. "YES PLEASE!!!!!!" In your pants you stud.
him: lol sweet!!!! do you like to get off with me????
her: uhhhhhh........ I never have so I dont know.
him: do u want to
her: GAWD YES!!!!!!!!
her: dude dont waste my time. Get naked and get me off NOW..
him: lol wuz pulling it out
her: Pulling what out?? a q-tip in your ear? a nasty booger? what???
him: lol my cock
her: Where is it?
him: in my hand want to see or taste??
her: D00d you have a cock in your hand??? You are like a circus freak.
him: no I am holding it lol
her: Is it still attacched to your nut saq?
him: yessss
her: ok that is good b/c I dont do mutant sex. sorry.
him: pic pls?
her: pick what? A card? I thought we were going to fuck and now you want to do magic tricks. Bye Freakshow.
him: lol No I mean do you have a picture for me
her: ya
him: ?
her: ok now what?
him: can i see plz?
her: jesus dewd we only just became fuq buds and now you are making all these demands on me
him: lol
him: can I see you???
her: What do I get? and dont say your cum b/c I am going to take that anyways.
him: trade pix?
her: ok hold a sec
him: lol I AM holding something!!!
her: ya that was very original
her: That is me
her: dewd I swear if you are jacking it b4 getting me off I will reach thru this fucking monitor and cut your balls off
him: is that really you???????
her: no that is just some other bish that only looks like me. idiot.
him: not you than?
her: is english not your first language? yes that is me. like I keep a shitload of pix on here for pervs like you. It is me.
him: fuck you are HOT!!!!!!!!!!!
him: there?????
him: don't leave!!!
her: Calm the fuck down chuck. I had to lock my door and get nekkid.
him: my name is Josh
her: like I care
him:
him: lol
her: you are just nameless meat to me.
him: who are you? name plz??
her: some call me a space cowboy. some call me the gangster of love
him: ????
her: idiot. Ok you can call me Trixie Delight. that is my stage name
him: you r a dancer? you look like you could be!!!! u have beatiful tits!!!!
her: Yes I dance every thursday and second sunday
him: HOLY SHIT WHERE I WANT TO CUM SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
her: sorry admission is restricted to lonely widowers and horny japanese businessmen.
him: fuck I would fuck you so good!!!!
her: ya like I havent heard that b4. my heart has been broken 2 many times by jerks like you.
him: I would be GOOD TO YOU!!!!!
her: shut up and go down on my snatch, you worthless monkey turd
him: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
her: well??
him: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
her: r u doing it?
him: YESS!!!!!!!!!!!
her: I dont feel anything dewd
him: do you like a finger in your beatiful asshole????
her: uhhhh....... you might not want to go diving in that pond.
him: ???? you don't like anal?
her: Not when I have to take a shit. BRB!!!!
him: lol ok
him: you back now?
him: ???
him: cum back beatiful
her: gawd damn I feel about ten pounds lighter
him: kisses her beautfil face
her: It made the dog bark
him: kisses her what?
her: My ass stench. It made the dog bark
him: what do you mean?? kisses her pretty tits
her: gropes for his cock
him: :D
her: I mean when I unscrewed a turd in the crapper it smelled really bad and it made the dog bark
him: lol you are preshus
her: Seriously dewd you would not be saying that if you could smell my ass
him: it is beautiful
him: you are so hot can I see more of you sexy
her: Like my ass?
him: YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
her: perv
her: ok
him: lol
him: TNX!!!!!
him: OH FUCK IS THAT YOUR ASSS?????????????
her: Yes that is where I gave birth to a turd. Do you still want to analize me?
him: YESSSSSSSSS!! OH FUCK YESSSS!!!!!!!!!!
her: Go for it Jake
him: josh
her: shut up and chow my butt cherry
him: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM you taste devine
her: gross. If you say so
him: I DO!!!!!!!! :D MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
him: take my cock
her: where?
him: take it beautiful
her: whoa shit you got it right!!!
him: suck
her: Sorry!!
him: ??
her: I farted on you. Sorry
him: I love it
her: r u hard??
him: VERY HARD FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
her: r u sure? You dont feel hard. Is that your toe??
him: I am so hard for your you sexy blond I want you so bad
her: Can I see it for real??
him: my cock?
her: YES PLEASE!!! :D
him: I must be truthful with you my love. I am not very big. Many women don't like a small cock but it is all how you use it
her: tru dat!! Whip it out Tiny Tim!!!
him: plz be kind
her: Josh I understand. Seriously dewd. I dont expect guys to be perfect. I expect them to be kind and gentle and sweet. I look at what is on the inside. I will confess to you that I have a fiance. He isnt the most gorgeous guy I know but I love him with all my heart. Lets just have this one moment in time and cyberspace and forget everything else.
him: k just a sec
her: Take your time Josh. Dont be nervous.
him: k
him: you get it???
her: I think so
him: I can resent
her: Wait ok I see it now
him: you found it?
her: uhhhhhhh
him: :(
her: holy shit dewd
her: you werent kidding
her: daym!!
him: plz remember what you said
her: uhhhhhh ok I am trying as hard as I can
her: is that as hard as YOU can get?? ha ha ha!!!! j/k dewd!!!
him: I know it is small
her: Good thing I have a vibe. You can use that on me instead
him: :( that is not nice
her: DEWD!! A hamster is more hung than you!! What the fuck can I say?? My warm tight cunt demands to be filled by quality fuck meat not one of those little cocktail weenies.
her: want to see my tits for real??
him: :) YESSS!!!
him: OH MY FUCKING HOLY GOD YOU ARE SO FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
her: My job is done here.
him: what?
her: To help the downtrodden and girlfriend-impaired
him: I have a gf
her: HA HA HA HA!!!! OH RIGHT DEWD!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!
him: if I said no you would make fun of me like you did my cock
her: tru dat
him: :(
her: Fuck you dewd. You im me and all you want to do it get your rocks off on me. Then now all of a sudden you are a victim. Fuck you. I meant what I said when I said my fiance is not the most gorgeous guy I know but he doesnt treat me or anyone else like a sniveling little shit like you does. Get some fucking balls dewd and ask a chiq out. here is my fiance
him: he is not ugly
her: dewd seriously. look at me then look at him. I have dated better looking men. I am going to marry his skinny ass and make his babies
him: he is very lucky
her: He is hung like a horse. like one of those clydesdales!!!!! I LOVE COQ!!!!
him: I am going. I dont think that was your pix
her: HA HA HA HA!!!! Ok dewd check this out!!! I will write your name and show it to you
her: ta da!!
him: oh fuck ur real
her: ha ha ha!!! dumbass!!!!! I said so
him: you are the most beautifl woman I ever seen
her: ok I am growing tired of this game. I am going to bed and dream about fucking my skinny fiance with the huge hunk of meat
her: ps: I am a virgin!! :D
him: :(
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That is SO fucking funny...shit I split a gut...haha. Glad I haven't tried to cyber with her...LOL...she would eat my lunch.

I'm kinda drifting away from cyber anyway...getting more interested in SRP, posting and PM's.

Thanks for sharing your daughter's escapade...I'm still chuckling :)
 
I completely understand how you would so much rather be known here for your mind , and after reading your daily posts and only a couple of your stories , I can really appreciate that , However , please please please , tell us there is an entire series of THESE Its very obvious you are so much more than just some random nude shots but come on jess , most of us only started walking upright a few yrs ago .

I really like the choice you made for Gayle ... While reading the story , I was actually picturing somebody like the Gabrielle Reece type . Someone extrememly athletic and still outdoorsy and gorgeous with a classic beauty . Google her name ( gabby reece works also ) for tons of terrific pics . Her playboy pics are amazing.

Chainz
 
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Too long

Jess,

Don't know why I waited so long to subscribe to your thread. I first read your story about you and your Dad/Husband about a month ago. Needless to say I loved it. I've glanced at your thread here and there, but finally you hooked me...LOL.

You are really beautiful sweetheart. Thanks so much for sharing yourself with us horny dudes... :p

Hope you're having a great day.

Love
Mike :rose:

P.S. Who takes your pics...your husband?
 
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