Just one Line.

[PoisonPen33]

"I know guys who'd give me their Social Security Number for my panties."

 

[panaflora]

"If I hadn’t despised her so much, I would never have pounded her into her mattress for an entire weekend."

 

[Biggalute]

Imogen finished her letter by saying a jolly good time was had by all and that next time she hoped to accommodate Thomas up her bum

 

[Biggalute]

My friend, Imogen Farquar, recently got married, she says anytime her husband thinks she been naughty he puts her over his knee and gives her a good spanking. Now she tries to be naughty at least twice a day.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

Oh, bless her, she's only nineteen or twenty; her generation are all Es and weed and dessert cafes and love. The reality of regularly getting trollied and involved in a Saturday night fight is totally alien to her.

 

[lovecraft68]

That taste in your mouth?" Lydia gestured to her. "Its called losing. Now spit it out, get up off your sorry ass, and let's talk about how we get even."

 

[BiscuitHammer]

"Give me... back... my kisses..." Millie demanded, flopped tiredly on top of her older sister. "With interest, you ginch..."

Millie, negotiating a new Citroën

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

"If I hadn’t despised her so much, I would never have pounded her into her mattress for an entire weekend."

That line would be far sharper if you remove the "never".

 

[SomaSlave]

That line would be far sharper if you remove the "never".

But that would change the whole thing: if the "never" is removed, the sex never happened. As written, it's a great description of a hate f***.

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

That's not a hate fuck. That's a love fuck. A hate fuck is NOT pounding her into the mattress all weekend. God I hate having to explain stuff.

 

[yowser]

It turned out she liked the sound of the word 'sodomy.'

 

[Kumquatqueen]

Then he demonstrates what he does all those crunches for down in the gym, and the fucker fucks me fucking senseless.

 

[lovecraft68]

"Cut the shit priest," Abigail waved her hand dismissively. "The only reason you're against abortion is to ensure there are enough children for you sick fucks to molest."

 

[PoisonPen33]

"He's such a sub, he brings a whole new meaning to the term, 'race to the bottom.'"

 

[lovecraft68]

"Bad news, old man, my boy Maven isn't some punk brawler, he's a trained fighter."
"Trained fighter?" Jericho scoffed, "Kid, my girl's a trained killer."

 

[sonofsolstice]

Her nickname is peanut butter because she's so easy to spread.

 

[lovecraft68]

"My heart, yeah, yeah," Marcus popped the Viagra into his mouth and dry swallowed it. "Excuse me if I'd rather die hard than live limp."

 

[CiaoSteve]

“So, let’s get the elephant out of the room… your niece is no longer a little girl… and boy does she have the eyes for her uncle,” Suzanne continued. “She wants you, Jack. I’m telling you… she wants you.”

 

[NoTalentHack]

Yes, the muscles and height tickled his wife’s fancy, but it was my dick that scratched her itch. It’s nine inches long; that’s nine actual, measured inches, not “hey baby, I got nine inches.”

 

[Sai_dias_29]

His mother, a pure Malayali woman who would cringe at sexual moments in movies, songs, or in public, was sucking his -- his father's -- cock. Who it belonged to hardly seemed to matter to Arjun, though. He could feel everything.

 

[MrPixel]

"Your turn, girlie. I backstop. Sunni does you."
"Uh huh. So you can rest your cock in my butt crack."
"And a lovely butt crack it is."

 

[Rob_Royale]

“It’s just fine too. If you’d care to try it with me sometime, it would make my year to have my face between your pretty legs again.”

 

[lovecraft68]

"I'm packing a nine millimeter," Todd stated. "I'm not worried."
"I would be if mine were that small." Peter smirked.

 

[PoisonPen33]

"Check that out," the goon said as he stood over my prone body. "Submissive and bleedable."

 

[lovecraft68]

"The difference between us, Mitchell, is you may have power," Abigail's hand burst into flame, swirling tendrils of it winding down her ivory forearm. "But I am power."