Just one Line.

[BiscuitHammer]

Jeanie: "Am I in trouble?"

Karen: "Take a guess."

Jeanie: "... no?"

Karen: "Take another guess."

 

[WyreBendr0417]

"Yes Georgie, I understand you have trouble with premature ejaculation, but do you think you could at least hold my hand crossing the street without blowing in your shorts?"

 

[ofbuttons]

"Negotiating," she observed. "That's a step down from demanding, at least. But it's never gonna be as effective as begging."

Into the Dog House Ch. 04

 

[NoTalentHack]

I’d say I regret what I did, but regrets are for people who can hope for forgiveness. For the rest of us, we just push on and through, putting the damage we’ve caused behind us as best we can.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Now being naked, the task of arranging myself on the circular platform became somewhat easier, I spread my legs and rested them in the stirrups.

You Spin Me Round - Redux

 

[MillieDynamite]

Now being naked, the task of arranging myself on the circular platform became somewhat easier, I spread my legs and rested them in the stirrups.

You Spin Me Round - Redux

"My what a splendid view!" the Doctor said while he worked the ratchet of speculum. "Now relax; this won't hurt a bit." He giggled as he assumed the position.

 

[EmilyMiller]

"My what a splendid view!" the Doctor said while he worked the ratchet of speculum. "Now relax; this won't hurt a bit." He giggled as he assumed the position.

I do use the word “lithotomy” twice in this story .

Em

 

[Dunes_et_Soleil]

As she pulled back on the linen cloth a small figure was revealed. To her amazement she was looking at a completely naked garden gnome, which was, evidently, left in the attic by the previous owner.

 

[lovecraft68]

"I believe in being inclusive," Abigail expertly twirled the knife in her hand, the silver skull on the hilt flashing as it caught the light. "regardless of your skin, everyone bleeds red."

 

[lovecraft68]

Some people say I'm a product of a misspent youth, but I like to think of it as youth well spent

 

[Kumquatqueen]

She might not have got her tongue on - or in - a woman before, but she knew men, people. Men and women aren't so different.

 

[BiscuitHammer]

"I'd love to tell you that you're beautiful, but beauty is on the inside, and I haven't been inside you yet..."

- Mike, 1987

 

[BiscuitHammer]

Old Lady: *examining frozen turkeys* "Excuse me, do these get any bigger?"

Mike: "No, ma'am, they're dead..."

- from a flashback to Mike as a teenager

 

[jaykaythree]

This one's from an EC I'm working on. Yeah, I know it's cheesier than Kraft Macaroni, but it came to me:

"Neither one of us knows what the future holds ... so why don't we hold each other just a little longer."

 

[lovecraft68]

"When people picture death, they think Grim Reapers, they don't think of death having blonde hair, blue eyes, and epic tits," Jericho explained. "That's why Nicole never fails. They're too stupid to think she's dangerous."

 

[lovecraft68]

"You think this is my first visit to this part of cousin fucking America?" Nicole fixed her icy gaze on sheriff Winters. "Bet it pisses you off I have this," she tapped her forged FBI credentials. "Let alone this," she eased her blazer open to show off the Glock holstered beneath her arm. "And I'm not barefoot and pregnant like you prefer your sisters," her lips curled into a smirk, "I mean wives."

 

[NoTalentHack]

Home can be another person, until it’s not.

Home is a four letter word. Like pain. Like loss. Like Nora.

 

[lovecraft68]

"You lost girl?" Derrick gave Nicole a disdainful look. "You know what goes on here?"
Nicole's eyes shifted from both of the men behind him then to Derrick before replying.
"I'm guessing its not weight watchers."

 

[NoTalentHack]

Richards tried for a disarming smile; he was lucky I didn’t have a weapon, because I’d have been glad to give it to him.

 

[PoisonPen33]

"If you tossed a coin it would land on its edge, because you're not getting any head or any tail."

 

[Limnophile]

"Nothing says 'Your Mommy loves you' better than her licking your asshole as she strokes your dick."

- from my story "Anything ch.1 - For Mommy's Boy'

 

[lovecraft68]

“You dress like that in case you get lucky? Some guy comes on to you thinking he can warm up the nerd, then he unwraps you and finds out you’re the whore he was looking for all along?”

 

[PoisonPen33]

"History is written by the victors and I'll make sure you don't see the manuscript."

 

[Comshaw]

"As he walked and remembered he began to realize the memories were like glass shards glittering in the sun, which turned sharp and harsh like the sound of walking on broken glass as the reality pushed out the memories."

Comshaw

 

[Kumquatqueen]

"A cock cage isn't a substitute for a personality," he observed, with a sideways glance at the man in the corner.

(Jake from 'Strength is a Caged Cock' gets a sequel, My Love is Like a Red, Red Arse)