Just one Line.

[Bodington]

"If I think, and I do, that you are the most beautiful woman in the world, then in truth by definition you are the most beautiful woman in the world."

 

[NoTalentHack]

I didn’t think guys as big as Ty existed outside of porn. I mean, obviously they had to get porn actors from somewhere, but when Ty dropped his shorts and that thing sprung out, it was like seeing a lion roaming through a suburb: exciting, surreal, and profoundly dangerous.

 

[Phantom300]

From a WIP

“You’re sleeping with your friend’s wife?”

“Yeah, but it’s not an affair. It was his idea.”

 

[Limnophile]

Before driving off, leaving her kids with me, Jackie whispered in my ear, "I need you to watch them until midnight. I'll give you a blowjob if you do." As she backed out of my driveway, I called out, "No! Wait!"
When she drove out of sight I realized I would be babysitting in exchange for oral sex, and against my will. The nerdiest and most logical part of my mind wondered, 'Does that qualify as rape?’

 

[StillStunned]

"Nemez’s eyes had made her feel like she was being licked from head to toe by a snake. A particularly vile snake."

 

[FeralSmile]

From my holiday contest WIP: "As she bent over at the waist, knees together and legs straight, I knew two things for certain: she wasn’t wearing any underwear, and I was going to be on the naughty list this year."

 

[intim8]

"Some women like the taste [of semen], but that doesn't mean they want a whole mouthful of it, any more than you'd want a whole mouthful of mustard." from Nudio's Pizza, my On the Job challenge entry.

"He plowed into her and did his best to get another letter from the government" - from one of the Aces chapters WIP.

 

[yowser]

You get these dreams in life sometimes, and every once in awhile, if the dream isn't too big, and you aren't too greedy and fussy, it can all work out.

 

[shakna]

Ginger looked up at him, her eyes fixed on his, "Come on, Clancy... Overflow."

 

[StillStunned]

More than one line, but a short interaction that I particularly like. From the final chapter of The Rivals. Sligh has just gone down on Avilia:

When she opened her eyes Sligh’s face was right before her. He was wearing that insufferable grin again, but she found herself smiling back. There was a hair stuck to his chin, and she reached out to pluck it from his skin.

He caught her hand before she could flick it away. “I get to make a wish,” he said, and blew at the hair. For a moment it stuck to her finger, then it broke free and flew away, spiralling in the air before falling to the floor.

 

[NoTalentHack]

Her words might have been a challenge, but the lips issuing them were all invitation.

 

[onehitwanda]

The cloth of my chair was coarse against the bare skin of my back and the night air was cool on my breasts.

 

[NoTalentHack]

I wanted to shrivel up and die, and my dick decided to get in on that action early.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

From my latest, Sweet Wine and Apple Pie:

"You could say that. I asked a few questions, and he had excellent answers." Tony giggled as we headed out the door.

 

[AchtungNight]

From Anne Hathaway to Emily Blunt- “Bitch, what made you think I’d fucking let you sleep?”

Story here- https://www.literotica.com/s/a-step-up

 

[yowser]

Our first week together was the most chaotic, unnerving, cataclysmic, sybaritic, sublime seven days I have ever had.

 

[AchtungNight]

From Confessions of a Sexaholic ( https://www.literotica.com/s/confessions-of-a-sexaholic-1 )-

“People think it’s tough to play a bipolar nympho, but I just played myself!”

True or not, that line from Isla Fisher was great enough to use for my story when I was challenged to write in first person POV as a celeb character.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

I'd miss the sex, but it was the loss of love and romance that had me feeling as empty as a gutted fish. She'd said she loved me.

From A Tale of Two Christmases - an emotional novella.

 

[shakna]

A witch's tongue isn't forked, but it could certainly feel that way. It wasn't sharp, but it knew how to dive and shift, getting exactly where it wishes to be.

 

[joy_of_cooking]

Principles were expensive. Maybe if she played her cards right, her children could afford some.

Snowed in with a predator

 

[Kumquatqueen]

"You do you, love."
"Oh, I will. And, point: you're currently naked and tied helpless to a door-frame by some bloke you've known for less than six hours. And got twenty needles stuck through your tits. I don't think you get to call me weird."

Accredited Sadist

 

[Omenainen]

“My brother is a woman, and I am not willing to argue the point.”

Flowers

 

[Smuttyandfun]

These are two lines, from Crashing at the Office:

Just then his sister-in-law let out the most high-pitched squeal I'd ever heard, like a siren going off, and we both had to cover our mouths to keep from laughing out loud.

I whispered back, "You call that a little noisy? She sounds like a howler monkey in heat. Now I'm wondering what the heck they're doing in there."

 

[Smuttyandfun]

This is also from Crashing at the Office:

We were in there so long, when he finally turned me around to face him, I said against his ear, "You know they're probably out there waiting for us."

He pulled me into his arms, kissed me, and said, "They can wait, but this can't."

 

[Omenainen]

“They were almost as wise as their asses were asswise.” from Fairy Tails

I think that with lines like this, I should be allowed to change the English language skill in my CV from “fluent” to something else. Maybe “bad puns” or “dad jokes”? Which is better?