Just your average Joe

[jake34]

yes they can and you can take it, honey bunch, like a good little soldier, so sensitive, so sweet, so delicious, promise me you'll stay with me forever? I won't let the dirty nasty womens hurt you anymore, cum to poppa ( please )

let's run off to Namby Pamby land together where no one can see you cry about getting your wittle feelins hurt, and I can kiss them tears all away for you

And all this wisdom from a freakin idiot who works and quite possibly even lives at Mc Donald's.

Not all men have to be soldiers Mr. Patton.

Some of us dudes actually have feelings.

Some of us even live to try to always show respect.

And thus when a lady lies about you, it kinda hits you like a hand grenade to the face.

Some of us have feelings, indeed.

Didn't they teach you that at Ronald Mc Donald University General?

 

[Corbal]

You can thank your lucky stars that everything I wish for will never come true........

And all this wisdom from a freakin idiot who works and quite possibly even lives at Mc Donald's.

Not all men have to be soldiers Mr. Patton.

Some of us dudes actually have feelings.

Some of us even live to try to always show respect.

And thus when a lady lies about you, it kinda hits you like a hand grenade to the face.

Some of us have feelings, indeed.

Didn't they teach you that at Ronald Mc Donald University General?

 

[Mrtenant]

And all this wisdom from a freakin idiot who works and quite possibly even lives at Mc Donald's.

Not all men have to be soldiers Mr. Patton.

Some of us dudes actually have feelings.

Some of us even live to try to always show respect.

And thus when a lady lies about you, it kinda hits you like a hand grenade to the face.

Some of us have feelings, indeed.

Didn't they teach you that at Ronald Mc Donald University General?

Nope all I learned in life I learned here.

Gropehugkisslick....so astute and sharp, amazing how you read me so well!!!

Can we share panties together? I'll wear them first, then you can. And then we can have pictures taken together and hold each other's stiffies!!!!

You are so hot when you're angry, do you get rough? Please say you do

 

[jake34]

You can thank your lucky stars that everything I wish for will never come true........

And this means what?

Pray tell me what it is that you wish for.

I have already tried to make my peace to you.

I left Mrs. H and her thread.

I am still supposed to take all of this in stride and just continue to get lied about and ripped like I have been, is that it?

 

[Mrtenant]

You can thank your lucky stars that everything I wish for will never come true........

Hi Corbs, ummmmmm I saw him first, and he loves me, ( or at least my doggystyle ) so, ....I wanna keep him. I have a nice dungeon I wanna show him.

 

[jake34]

Nope all I learned in life I learned here.

Gropehugkisslick....so astute and sharp, amazing how you read me so well!!!

Can we share panties together? I'll wear them first, then you can. And then we can have pictures taken together and hold each other's stiffies!!!!

You are so hot when you're angry, do you get rough? Please say you do

You are quite the nasty fucker.

Is this what the novacaine does to you these days?

Makes you sexually retarded and also delusional and makes you try to speak of what you know nothing of?

Remind me to skip the dentist this year.

 

[Mrtenant]

You are quite the nasty fucker.

Is this what the novacaine does to you these days?

Makes you sexually retarded and also delusional and makes you try to speak of what you know nothing of?

Remind me to skip the dentist this year.

MMmmmmmmm takes one to know one. Reaching over and pinching one of your sexy manboobs. OOOOooooo I love it,....makes my cock all tingly for you, ....cum walk me home tonight?

 

[jake34]

MMmmmmmmm takes one to know one. Reaching over and pinching one of your sexy manboobs. OOOOooooo I love it,....makes my cock all tingly for you, ....cum walk me home tonight?

Nah.

Grimace said he will take care of you tonight.

Says he has something really special to show you.

Should be right up your alley I am thinking.

Aw, stand up straight soldier!

Don't get your purple panties all in a wad now, it should be quite a lot of fun!

 

[Mrtenant]

Nah.

Grimace said he will take care of you tonight.

Says he has something really special to show you.

Should be right up your alley I am thinking.

Aw, stand up straight soldier!

Don't get your purple panties all in a wad now, it should be quite a lot of fun!

Oh nooooo, I'm sticking with you sexy. You got what I want. Manly man, nice hard cock, sexy ass, sexier manboobs. Wear some fishnets for me?

 

[jake34]

Oh nooooo, I'm sticking with you sexy. You got what I want. Manly man, nice hard cock, sexy ass, sexier manboobs. Wear some fishnets for me?

Aw come on now, you know that I am not wanted around these parts..

How can I possibly try to compete with a five foot, furry ball of fun?

Word is he has a five foot purple thingy in between his legs as well!

You enjoy General.

Consider it a late Christmas present.

 

[Mrtenant]

Aw come on now, you know that I am not wanted around these parts..

How can I possibly try to compete with a five foot, furry ball of fun?

Word is he has a five foot purple thingy in between his legs as well!

You enjoy General.

Consider it a late Christmas present.

Just me and you honey, I know a good thing when I see it. Me and you, and when we get all comfortable we can get a few more guys and get all kinds of freaky together

http://clusterc.sevenload.net/dataC002/data-sl-28.data75/slcom/vg/qc/inppng/mpxgimgfkokc.jpg

 

[luvzmature]

Aw come on now, you know that I am not wanted around these parts..

How can I possibly try to compete with a five foot, furry ball of fun?

Word is he has a five foot purple thingy in between his legs as well!

You enjoy General.

Consider it a late Christmas present.

Yo Jakey~
Probly your turn to attack me now but WTF, are you on a mission to piss eveyone that has ever posted on Lit off? Do you not have a life other than hiding behind your screen... I have people PMing me now wondering if we can import some muscle from Chicago to break your legs. I tell em nahh this asshole isn't worth it he will go away sooner or later... The clock will be striking midnight soon my friend...

 

[jake34]

Whatever, I am done, point made, night kids.

 

[Mrtenant]

The dude on the left looks like that dude Joey from friends.

The dude on the right looks like someone I know as well.

Wait for it.

Just give me a second here.

Ah yes.

That's it.

Its the man himself.

Its Hung David!

There you go.

He likes dudes anyway, he hit one me once and never even had the decency to apologize to me.

Seems like a real charmer too, and like a one man guy.

You two kids have fun now.

Take some KY, I hear he is a little bit lenghty, if you know what I mean.

And you don't need any?!?! AWESTRUCK.......you are the queen of queens baby! I know quite a few hunks that would luuuuuuvvvvvv to sample that ass. Some might even give you a reach around too......Kiss me some more

 

[whynotjustsayit]

Where ARE yooooooooooooooooo, GI_Joe ?!?!?

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Where ARE yooooooooooooooooo, GI_Joe ?!?!?

((hugs)) I miss him also Hopefully he'll realise that the opinion of 1-2 isn't shared by the majority. I've tried PM'ing him and just no reply, it sucks that he's not on here, doesn't seem like a full Lit experience w/o him.

 

[Cleardiamond]

((hugs)) I miss him also Hopefully he'll realise that the opinion of 1-2 isn't shared by the majority. I've tried PM'ing him and just no reply, it sucks that he's not on here, doesn't seem like a full Lit experience w/o him.

GI will not be returning to lit for quite some time.. he is need of a serious break..

 

[whynotjustsayit]

Hello, ladies.

One thing is for sure:

Nobody male around here has, in my short time at Literotica, done the kind of threads of stunningly gorgeous pics AND fun banter and replies to the ladies even close to the quality of GI_Joe's threads. GI ALWAYS has been friendly and nice to his fans.

I completely understand the need for you to take a break, GI, but I hope it's not toooooooo long?

Next time, if someone tries to crash your/our fun party again... I'll do what I should have done in the first place and keep my mouth shut and ignore their very existence.

 

[Cleardiamond]

Hello, ladies.

One thing is for sure:

Nobody male around here has, in my short time at Literotica, done the kind of threads of stunningly gorgeous pics AND fun banter and replies to the ladies even close to the quality of GI_Joe's threads. GI ALWAYS has been friendly and nice to his fans.

I completely understand the need for you to take a break, GI, but I hope it's not toooooooo long?

Next time, if someone tries to crash your/our fun party again... I'll do what I should have done in the first place and keep my mouth shut and ignore their very existence.

I agree... fucktards will be fucktards... and we should have ignored him... but he was out of line... I missssssss GI.. he was spectacularly unique..

 

[Sensualdreamer]

GI will not be returning to lit for quite some time.. he is need of a serious break..

I'm glad he let someone know... *sigh*

 

[MsTexas]

Last Activity: Today 12:46 PM

He's not gone ...

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Last Activity: Today 12:46 PM

He's not gone ...

LoL - saw that too

~~~~~~~

Quit Lurking GI...you know you miss us, and we miss you

 

[whynotjustsayit]

(Chanting loudly...)


GI ! GI ! GI ! GI ! GI !

 

[goddessoflove]

Come back when you ready GI. Just want to say I miss seeing your avi and the fun thread but I understand completelt if you need a good break.

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Okay...time to come back & say hello huh? If I say that's an order, will you