Just your average Joe

Hi everyone! Just made pancakes for breakfast this morning and damn do I need to sell this recipe. Everyone who ate them said that they were great and that they have never had pancakes that were so fluffy and so light. :D I can post the recipe that I have if you want although I am still tweaking it. :)

Oh yeah, then I did dishes afterward of course :D
Emmm pancakes. I usually make waffles since I have a great big waffle iron.
 
Who'll be nude, you or me or both?? :devil:

Actually, if you were dressed as you are in your AV and signature then I will be dressed however the fuck you would want me to be ;) Just be aware that I would very likely be um...."poking" out :devil:
 
Emmm pancakes. I usually make waffles since I have a great big waffle iron.

If I had a waffle iron I would make waffles all the time. Waffles are the shit and I love them so much. If I could, I would marry a waffle LMAO j/k
 
If I had a waffle iron I would make waffles all the time. Waffles are the shit and I love them so much. If I could, I would marry a waffle LMAO j/k

Hmm so if I were to create a waffle outfit would you marry me :D lol...

It's SO awesome to see a man who knows how to cook - yay a fellow foodie :)
 
Actually, if you were dressed as you are in your AV and signature then I will be dressed however the fuck you would want me to be ;) Just be aware that I would very likely be um...."poking" out :devil:

Lo, sure, I can do that as long as you only "poke" in the right places, I'd like to enjoy my pancakes first ;) :)
 
I do have some rules with regards to naked cooking. First, no cooking bacon cuz that shit splatters and I don't feel like being burned. Secondly, scalding water would be bad, do I really need my dick steamed? I don't think so.

Other than that I can cook naked, just no laughing at me LOL Especially when i bend over to put something in the oven. :D

And Bodacious sweetie? If you wanted me to I would spoon feed you pancakes with syrup all over them...but only if you wanted to be pampered :)
 
I do have some rules with regards to naked cooking. First, no cooking bacon cuz that shit splatters and I don't feel like being burned. Secondly, scalding water would be bad, do I really need my dick steamed? I don't think so.

Other than that I can cook naked, just no laughing at me LOL Especially when i bend over to put something in the oven. :D

And Bodacious sweetie? If you wanted me to I would spoon feed you pancakes with syrup all over them...but only if you wanted to be pampered :)

*snerk* I learned that the hard way too :eek:
 
*snerk* I learned that the hard way too :eek:

Fortunately I have not learned it the hard way...and I don't want to be hard when I do learn it if I end up doing it that way...I think it would be quite painful to have grease splatter on my "private area"
 
Fortunately I have not learned it the hard way...and I don't want to be hard when I do learn it if I end up doing it that way...I think it would be quite painful to have grease splatter on my "private area"

Well I was trying to be cute and spunky.. ended up being fried and funky

har har

Have a good weekend sweety :kiss:
 
I do have some rules with regards to naked cooking. First, no cooking bacon cuz that shit splatters and I don't feel like being burned. Secondly, scalding water would be bad, do I really need my dick steamed? I don't think so.

Other than that I can cook naked, just no laughing at me LOL Especially when i bend over to put something in the oven. :D

And Bodacious sweetie? If you wanted me to I would spoon feed you pancakes with syrup all over them...but only if you wanted to be pampered :)

You obviously haven't been wearing the right gear when it comes to cooking nekkid, there is the apron and some oven gloves/mittens :D

The oven gloves are a great excuse for you to come help me out a bit when I need the use of hands/fingers, ya know what I mean? ;) :D :devil:
 
comming in with my glass of wine finally FRIDAY NIGHT! snow finally stopped here for now and going to enjoy the friday evening..this week has been a rough one glad to be headed to the weekend HAPPY FRIDAY ALL :kiss:
 
I do have some rules with regards to naked cooking. First, no cooking bacon cuz that shit splatters and I don't feel like being burned. Secondly, scalding water would be bad, do I really need my dick steamed? I don't think so.

Other than that I can cook naked, just no laughing at me LOL Especially when i bend over to put something in the oven. :D

And Bodacious sweetie? If you wanted me to I would spoon feed you pancakes with syrup all over them...but only if you wanted to be pampered :)

MMmmm I don't think I would be laughing at you cooking naked, but certainly drooling...and most definately sliding up behind you as you bent over :devil:
 
You obviously haven't been wearing the right gear when it comes to cooking nekkid, there is the apron and some oven gloves/mittens :D

The oven gloves are a great excuse for you to come help me out a bit when I need the use of hands/fingers, ya know what I mean? ;) :D :devil:

I think that with you I would rather use handcuffs on you instead...that way i can do whatever I please with you and your delicious body ;)
 
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