kdunn762012
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Always glad to give you something to do. Oh look i dropped something, you mind?
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Always glad to give you something to do. Oh look i dropped something, you mind?
Hello dear. Sounds like you've been having fun. Hope you're having a good evening.
Well I always try. I usually succeed too. Not a big fan of failure.
Hope your evening is going well too.
And that is my Thursday ramble.
Now I want to smoke.
So, I guess some of my rambles should probably cover what occurred in my life while I was away. Around Thanksgiving, we adopted a new puppy from the Humane Society for my son for his Birthday. He had his heart set on a puppy, ideally a small one, but he just saw a picture of this dog, and wanted that one. They think she is a Catahoula Leopard Dog/Labrador Retriever Mix. I am sure on the Catahoula, and she is likely a mix, but really it could be anything. Things are going really well, mostly. She is attached to the kid, which was what we wanted. Picking up most things, but we were struggling a bit with the chickens. Not only the wanting to chase them sometimes, but sometimes she also catches them and tries to play with them. She hasn’t hurt any, but she can be rough, and she often doesn’t stop when directed. I didn’t have issues with our labs, but she is a bit more into them then they ever were. Of course, we had a Gander before we had chickens, and a pissed of Gander can pack quite a wallop. Both of the labs ended up with a fat lip or two, so they likely had a higher respect of birds when they met the chickens. Anyway, while I have never used one, I decided to add a training collar for when we have her outside, so if anything gets rough, we don’t think we can get there in time, and she isn’t listening, we can use the remote.
It is kind of neat. It is waterproof. The remote has a button to make it beep, one to make it vibrate, one to shock, and a set to control the strength levels for each. Now, I am not going to use anything on a pet, that I wouldn’t use on myself. Thus I did some trial runs of strapping it to my arm and to my thigh. I am playing with all the different vibration and shock levels, and it hits me. Ok, I have always liked the feeling of low level electricity, and I have been curious about erotic electrostimulation. Back in the day, there was a couple at the fetish club that was into it, and I used to like to watch, but they were using some harsh shit. I am one of those people, that if you hand me a 9-volt battery, I am so going to lick it. Don’t be judging me for licking odd things. Honestly, I think it is a plus. Like, I have always been attracted to men who smoke. It isn’t the smoking, it is what it tells me about them that saves a lot of bullshit. For example, a man who smokes, you aren’t going to go out on several dates, then find he finds eating pussy to be distasteful. You aren’t going to find him saying shit like “are you sure you should have that shot or eat those French fries? They aren’t good for your health”. He isn’t going to say, “hey want to go on a 100mile bike ride?”. He isn’t going to be anti-drinking. He isn’t going to say “oh, I am worried you my blood pressure is getting high” while we are screwing or fighting. He is accustomed to holding random chats with strangers from all walks off life. He isn’t going to be a nervous nelly if I don’t drive like my grandma. He isn’t going to live on salads for his health. He isn’t going to scream like a girl and run away from a spider and outrun me running away from the spider. Obviously, I can find non smokers who check all these boxes, but it takes time to find out. With a smoker, the moment I see him light up, I know I can probably work with him.
Anyway, where was I. Oh 9-volt. So yes, I like the tingle of a 9-volt. Of course, I have tried it around my pussy. You need to be quite wet to feel it on your clit, and it is still rather subtle. But then what I have seen from others into erotic electrostimulation, it is just too harsh. Like there must be something between stun guns, cattle prod, and 9 volts. And yeah, so I am sitting there testing this collar to make sure I want hurt my dog, as I see how strong it vibrates and how strong it shocks, and all the different levels of both, and I remember. I got a kick of it. The heavy tingle and light jolts of the middle modes makes me both jump and laugh. like a pinch and tingle to the nipples or the clit, and you can pair it with pulsing vibrations, just depends which button you press. And yeah, I do like vibrations too.
So yeah, I think I have to get the dog another training collar as I am keeping this one.
And that is my Thursday ramble.
I want to get a chair in your cubicle today
Rescue dogs are great. Always so loving and so appreciative of being rescued. OH! And a mixture of a whole bunch of other dogs makes them even more special.
Sure!!! Lets play sit and spin!!
And just like a Lab.. Were going to get dirty.. But a simple hose off will fix all!!!
indeed.Dogs are the best. Labs especially. Hope you're Friday is going swell.
Mine is going well enough. Just out enjoying the weather. As for hair style, being perfectly honest, I prefer there to be some. Be it a landing strip or somewhat maintained. Completely bare to me just doesn't look right. Like too young not right. Again just my opinion. Now then can you add me to your "to do list?" Thanks a bunch.
Indoors with warm water would be best.
I would prefer to have you sit on me with your NonCommittal bush and hang on til your boobs spin flat out!! Of course there may be a bit of Rockin going on to..
Do you have a radio in your cube??
I’m always up for you putting on a show for me. And would be happy to go all natural (but do liked the groomed you).
Not all bare is better...
How you groom it is up to you
More likely to get licked with bare lips
You on top!?? Go for it
Go all “Amazon (Position)”
Google it
Who would not want “Wonder Woman” (An Amazon) to get all she needs!??
Apply cock ring and viagra first to ensure your toy stays firm enough!
so Happy Friday. We have discussed comparisons.
The first was Kilroy peeking over a cubical wall and my boobs peeking over a cubical wall.
Kilroy. he looks innocent.
ok.
and less innocent.
and oh, had to take the shot because my tits were right there
so who did the cubical peeking better, me or Kilroy?
next was Rachel's rug needs a razor vrs her preferred noncommittal bush.
now, I personally don't think either of these counts as lascivious exhibition of the genitals or masturbation, as I am just showing a hair style. Plus, I never host on lit, so I will display a comparison, and find out if moderators disagree with assessment.
of course, there were others that move more towards lascivious exhibition or masturbation, so yeah, https://imgur.com/a/aDhaNJm
Which hairstyle does my pussy wear better?
To be honest, I am fully comfortable either way. I am not comfortable fully bare, and I am not waxing anything down there. I was actually mostly natural in my teens, aside from bikini line. It wasn't until a coworker mentioned that he was surprised that I wasn't full on bare that I even really thought about it. Not that he had an issue, just ya know, a preference for no hair in his mouth when possible and he had a point. I have tried fully bare over the years, even fairly recently on a lit dare, and it displeases me. I just don't like the aesthetic. As far as men, I'd rather no hair removal over extreme hair removal. I don't care at all aesthetically. It isn't that I like hair in my mouth, but men's hair is different. It is thicker, coarser, and grows faster. There is usually stubble. It is pokey and stabby and chaffy. When I am on top, I very much like to grind against a man on the down part of my rhythm. I'd much rather have a hair in my mouth than a chaffed pussy, or eliminate the grinding. Look, I am not on top to please a dude. I am not actually trying to find the rhythm, speed, and angle that really works for him. I am not trying to put on a show. When it is his turn, he can control what he wants, and request a show. It is my turn, and I like what I like. I just know if he is over groomed, I am not going to have as much fun. I guess if he waxed I would, but fuck, that shit hurts, who wants to do that.
Anyway, so what are your opinions on women's pubic hair?
Thank You by the way
You DEF make it look better than Kilroy!!!
I am so glad you did that
Rachel regarding cubicle peeking both are nice in there own way.
But yours is much nicer because we all get to see your amazing breasts.
Now regarding your pubic hair I like the picture on the right where you have just a small amount of pubic hair.
Now personally I like it when a lady has no pubic hair at all but that is just my personal preference.