Justanother superfluous sequel. Move along, nothing to see.

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Congrats on the tittie awards Justa. Well deserved. You are a must read for Lit thats for sure..plus the titties are spectacular for an added bonus.

well thanks. I am not sure about must read, I think most just look for the images haha.

I relate, I react to "no you wouldn't..." the same way Marty McFly reacts to, "What are you, chicken?!" And then there's my simple favorite, "I dare you." Okay then... Game on! Never did lose a game of 'Truth or Dare'

indeed. I find it hard to resist a dare.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

ok, and for the pervs who didn't watch the titties, but like hearing me talk or whatever, here are the 5 videos I had in there. I am fully clothed in the last 4, and not talking sexy in any, but I know there are like two of you who actually like listening so, here.

https://www.***********/s/utx047vq5twvbpa/V_20210316_2103166.mp4?dl=0
https://www.***********/s/necie457uqptte1/favnewmov.mp4
https://www.***********/s/31ilv5l1av0en5w/exotic.mp4?dl=0
https://www.***********/s/4p9ednlbln27c42/surprising.mp4?dl=0
https://www.***********/s/le4etq6dkeviidc/mostmeet.mp4?dl=0



Have a good night. I am off to wine and prime.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well now I want to give you a dare to see what happens!

go for it.

 

[OttawaGuy50s]

I am a big wine fan

This is simply stunning...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I dare you to make a 'Clone a pussy' and send to me.

Go big or go home, right?

Haha. I had to go google that. But wait, a dare that costs me, that is just rude. Now you send a kit to an amazon locker in my area, it is on.

This is simply stunning...

Well thanks. Though it was earlier in my lit time. Since the apocalypse, I decided the apocalypse will have cake. The cake will be topped with extra whipped cream, and doesn't involve me putting my contacts in.

 

[kdunn762012]

Wait I could send you a cloneapussy? Far out. I just was going to dare you to see it lol. Gosh I'm so vanilla.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Wait I could send you a cloneapussy? Far out. I just was going to dare you to see it lol. Gosh I'm so vanilla.

Haha. Honestly, 90% of lit dares are like that. Like well I was considering doing that anyway next commercial so sure. I like the easy dares though. The feeling of completion and all, put there isn't much thrill in the easy ones.

 

[kdunn762012]

I'll have to see what I can come up with to test you sometime then. Hope you're well.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I'll have to see what I can come up with to test you sometime then. Hope you're well.

Bring it on. And yeah, I am good. Not perky and bubbly, but I am usually not anyway. And you?

 

[kdunn762012]

Drinking some Crown tonight and watching TV. So I'm swell. Thinking on drifting more towards happy drunk than smartass drunk.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Drinking some Crown tonight and watching TV. So I'm swell. Thinking on drifting more towards happy drunk than smartass drunk.

Ah. Similar. Except wine and thinking horny drunk. It seems to be going that way.

 

[kdunn762012]

I could be swayed to horny drunk.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I could be swayed to horny drunk.

Well it is totally working for me. The question is can I lure hubby in or am I going to try out the really large glass dildo. Oh, maybe I can combine the two.

 

[kdunn762012]

That certainly helps.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

That certainly helps.

Well I am glad that my currently unfulfilled horniness is helping you. Hum, actually, thinking about it, I really am.

 

[kdunn762012]

Do it. Use it and let us see. Or if you're really drunk, horny and in a dare mood. See if it'll go in the backdoor. Yeah, time for another drink.

 

[OttawaGuy50s]

Well thanks. Though it was earlier in my lit time. Since the apocalypse, I decided the apocalypse will have cake. The cake will be topped with extra whipped cream, and doesn't involve me putting my contacts in.

Chocolate cake and a Cab Sauv go well. Just sayin'

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Do it. Use it and let us see. Or if you're really drunk, horny and in a dare mood. See if it'll go in the backdoor. Yeah, time for another drink.

Well damn. It is really big. That kind of entry takes patience and more orgasms than I have had. And damn deja vu.

Chocolate cake and a Cab Sauv go well. Just sayin'

I am just focusing on the cab sauv at the moment.

 

[OttawaGuy50s]

I am just focusing on the cab sauv at the moment.

Right there with ya..

 

[kdunn762012]

I'll count that as a partial win lol. You are tough to dare, I know the type. You take your wins where you can. Until you shove it in my face. Which is still a win........

 

[wilderness]

I hope you have fun bonding with Scott over a less than bushy lawn

Sadly it didn’t happen. Wrong time of the month. Too frigid. April will warm it up to allow good fertilizer penetration.

ok, and for the pervs who didn't watch the titties, but like hearing me talk or whatever, here are the 5 videos I had in there. I am fully clothed in the last 4, and not talking sexy in any, but I know there are like two of you who actually like listening so, here.

https://www.***********/s/utx047vq5twvbpa/V_20210316_2103166.mp4?dl=0
https://www.***********/s/necie457uqptte1/favnewmov.mp4
https://www.***********/s/31ilv5l1av0en5w/exotic.mp4?dl=0
https://www.***********/s/4p9ednlbln27c42/surprising.mp4?dl=0
https://www.***********/s/le4etq6dkeviidc/mostmeet.mp4?dl=0

http://i.imgur.com/4em6ERk.gif

Have a good night. I am off to wine and prime.

Number 3 is how I will picture all call center operators now. Maybe I’ll talk to someone about extending my car warranty even.

I hope the wine and prime made for an enjoyable night.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Right there with ya..

I'll count that as a partial win lol. You are tough to dare, I know the type. You take your wins where you can. Until you shove it in my face. Which is still a win........

oh, you so get me.

Sadly it didn’t happen. Wrong time of the month. Too frigid. April will warm it up to allow good fertilizer penetration.

Number 3 is how I will picture all call center operators now. Maybe I’ll talk to someone about extending my car warranty even.

I hope the wine and prime made for an enjoyable night.

well, I hope things get less frigid and you have penetration.

haha. the funny thing, my work calls I just have on speaker on the work laptop. The headset is on my play laptop. however, yes, in the call centers I've seen this is about right. though it is them on their work computer and dicking around on their phone. I never even made it to prime. Bought not a damn thing, spent no money. I should fix that today.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

It's not available on Amazon so I can't ship to a locker. https://www.amazon.com/Clone-Pussy-Kit-Hot-Pink/dp/B01LBXYBHW

However, it is available on their own website, https://cloneawilly.com/products/best-clone-a-pussy-light-tone-buy-online

Where shall I send this?

it is not available on amazon. there is something not available on amazon. How did this miscarriage of shopping justice happen.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Right?! Damn you, Bezos, damn you to hell! I will be keeping a keen eye out for this, mark my words.

I am so ashamed, I challenged you with a medium level dare, and it failed from my side of the bargain. That's equivalent to not getting it up, and so publicly.

haha. eh, just blame Jeffy.

Did the glass dildo distract you, or did your hubs become a very grateful man?

Ended up with glass dildo. But hubby is likely grateful that I went away. so I guess win win

 

[tnman03]

Dang...what's been going on in here? Dares? Cloned pussy's and giant glass dildos? Ha!!!

As for the hub's disinterest, SMH, I know that happens after a long while of being married, but still... If you walked up behind me and buried my head in those boobs or I walked in on you masturbating it would result in some hot and messy sex.